"Wake up", said a alluring voice. "Wake up, Wake up."
Wake up you lazy bastard, have you no face in front of a goddess. Alistair slowly waked up in a white space, he had no way of telling how far this space reached.
"Pink hair, goddess, mean, rude. She's definitely useless." thought Alistair aloud. This did not escape the Goddesses ears though.
"What did you saw mortal, I am a rank seven goddess, how dare you," she pouted.
"Small, pick hair, and annoying idiot goddess, is she a Aqua reboot. Thought she does have a pretty face and curves like no other, she on par with Sidney.... never mind." Alistair once again thought aloud.
A bright smile appeared on the Goddess face. "You shall know pain." said the useless Goddess.
"And now she's making Naruto references," thought Alistair this time keeping it to himself. But alas it did not matter.
"Divine Punishment!" The Goddess started chanting in a language Alistair can't distinguish. She waved her hand and danced in a circle around Alistair she looked quite ridiculous.
"And now she's a retard...AHHHHHH"!!! Alistair screamed to the top of his lungs, he has never felt this type of pain in his whole life. Imagine being cut up, tortured, burned, and being but in a tub of lemon juice. That still won't explain what he was going through. His once midnight black hair turned snow white.
"So how whats your name" said the Goddess who is laughing at Alistair misfortune. She waved her hand and Alistair torture was over. But Alistair fainted immediately, rather dramatically.
Ten days past and Alistair is still in his deep sleep.
"Hmm your still asleep, cute face, fit body, nice hair, and smooth skin, he's a MC," said the Goddess.
Alistair open his mouth and muttered something, the Goddess pulled her head closer to his mouth. "Useless" Alistair whispered.
"Even asleep you mock me."
But before she can pull her head back Alistair woke up and grappled her neck muscles bulging. He threw her up and sent a barrage of punches her way.
"Muda Muda Muda Muda MUDAAAA" yelled Alistair.
The Goddess got hit by every single punch, makes scene she's not a Aser Goddess shes a Ulnar Goddess . Her face did not even had a scratch on it. Unrivaled beauty beyond compare. With a roll of her of her wrist she transported Alistair to a field.
This is the world of Estarosa, your currently in the outskirts of the Kingdom of Fortest. I'll be your personal system until you die or I lose hope in you. Alistair Stigma is your new identity. In this world magic and swordsmanship exist. So what your desire in this new world." said the System Goddess.
"Harem" said Alistair.
.....
"And," said the Goddess.
"To be powerful and unrivaled? questioned Alistair
"The lolicon should have died instead of you." stated the System Goddess.
"WHAT EVER! What should I call you, and if you say Aqua, Sakura, or Rukia I will jump off a cliff." muttered Alistair
"Born Immortals don't have names but if I were to choose one it would be Marple Avon Rasputin ." the Goddess said proudly.
"Useless, can't even name yourself properly. Your name will be Grisha. How bout that my on high Goddess." Alistair said sarcastically.
"Hmm yes peasant that name shall suffice." said Grisha
"Useless" said Alistair.
Ignoring his offence,"What shall I call you" said Grisha.
"Just call me Alice you dolt" sighed Alistair.