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I Was Bored So I Became G.O.D.

🇺🇸Draconis0kelly
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this book is a nonsense that has been made in a way that keeps me entertained. your holiness, the great I built the great Multiverse and now I am less bored. watch if you dare as I play my own protagonist. I built this great ego to amuse you. are you not entertained!!! want more you say.... FEED ME I SAY. thats right with enough meat buns you too can become this diety's concubine. rejoice and be full.

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Chapter 1 - And so it begins.

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< Starting Life Cycle>

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* What is happening?*

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* Where am I?*

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< ATTENTION USER: WELCOME TO THE ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE ULTIMATE REINCARNATION AVENGER SYSTEM>

*System?*

* So I lost my memories huh*

[UNKNOWN VOICES]

" !nagirroM etaf egnellahc t'ndluohs uoY"

"!unaD lliw gnihton ro siht evivrus lliw eW"

* well thats convenient*

"It is hatching soon and cannot be stopped anymore. When it is born we shall hide and protect it from fate until it is time"

* I wonder what "it" is. Whatever not like I can do anyth.....HUHHH?*

KRRACCK~

"My Queen Morrigan, it's hatching. Hurry and stop this madness!"

CRUUUNNCH~CCCRRAKK

"Hahaha never child, It Has Begun!"

* I CAN MOVE HAHAHA. THIS WHATEVER I AM WILL RULE OVER AND DOMINATE ALL*

I feel a warm power fill me with great strength. Its so comfy, ahhh. Then I stretched all my limbs and yawned.

BBOOOMMMMM!!!!

"RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR"

"I Morrigan Le Fey, Queen of the Unseelie with Blood bind thee as mine!"

Blood red light fills my eyes as soon as I open them. As it covers me, all I feel is a slight itch. When the light fades I see two of the most powerful member of Fae before me. One smirking like a child that just got her way and the other was extremely pale with a horrified expression on her face.

Looking around I finally understand something. Well looks like I'm a dragon. Keep in mind I'm a baby dragon but I'm still as big as an average truck. Apparently I'm a western dragon. One with wings, claws, horns and shiny obsidian scales holding specs of starlight.

*I'm so freaking good-looking. Bow before my handsomeness.*

(Danu)

"My Queen, Hurry RUN!"

(MORRIGAN)

" NONSENSE IT IS MINE! Right my little Hunter."

(Me)

"FUUCCK! WHO DARES NAME THIS HANDSOME ALL POWERFUL ME? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY TINY ONES, I DRACONIS AM AN OVERLORD. THIS GOD WILL BE KIND ENOUGH TO LET MY NEW CONCUBINES BRING ME FOOD!"

Morrigan and Danu together both freeze with dumbfounded expressions. "Did it just speak in High Fae." They said together.

" JINX. Now silver concubine (DANU), you shall be little moon and golden concubine (MORRIGAN) will be little sunshine. I your holiness is hungry. Little moon bring me some meat. Little sunshine massage my wings. I will rest now so as not to waste my energy."

With both sidhe getting irritated at the fact a newborn just treated them as serving wenches at a pub. Starting in a cold low voice " Little brat I am your master. The Winter Queen Morrigan is not your servant;

=%%^YOU%ARE%MINE^%%="

As power surged towards me I felt It wanted to possess and own me. How can I this great being be owned. Feeling really irritated and hungry, yes I'm super hangry now. A great power surged out of me as I stared menacingly at this crazy FAE. Before I could breath fire on the silly girl, suddenly all that power rebounded back towards the two women.

Banshee like shrieks ensued Filling the great mound. I suddenly felt something snap into place in my mind.

< A: MASTER SLAVE CONTRACT, B: DIVINE HERALD CONTRACT, C:DIVINE CONCUBINE CONTRACT>

*THE HELL IS THIS*

< UNDERWORLD DEVIL CONCUBINE CONTRACT ESTABLISHED HOST PLEASE ENJOY ;^)>

*Did it just wink at me*

Noticing the quiet I looked down to see both women still staring only now both were ashen faced. Seeing this looking more to my satisfaction I puffed up my chest and "humph I'm still hungry."

Hearing a Humm from the back of my mind both women seemed to be jolted by electricity. I saw little silver bolt and heard her in my head.*husband please wait ill bring the best meat strait away.*

*little sunshine massage please.*

Unable to take it anymore she passed out.

*HAHAHA*

**STATUS

< USER: DRACONIS

SPECIES: ASTRAL CHAOS DRAGON

AGE:500

STATE: INFANT

LEVEL: 1

STRENGTH:1

AGILITY:1

DEX:1

INTELLIGENCE:10

SOUL STRENGTH:20

CHARISMA:100

LUCK:ERROR^#*%

DESCRIPTION: A UNIQUE one of a kind dragon subspecies, all states are based on dragon species and do not reflect other species please repair system for more>

< SYSTEM REPAIR STATUS 10.01%>

< GOOD JOB HOST WELCOME TO A.S.U.R.A. YOUR PATH BACK TO SUPREME GODHOOD>

* THE HELL I JUST WANTED SOME FOOD. FEED ME THEN LET ME SLEEP STOP BEEPING AT ME.*

< NOTIFICATIONS TURNED TO OFF SLEEP WELL HOST>

Welcome to the story of how I became the laziest dragon overlord ever. MAYBE.