As the ring bound itself to my finger a blue and silver transparent screen appeared in front of Urza. 'What type of artifact is this. Enhancement?'
As he said those words a stat screen pop up in his face, naturally He reacted by punching the screen with all his strength.
'Welcome to the System of the Celestial Enhancement, Your transformation will begin now.'
As Urza heard those words he prepared for a tonne of pain but, he looked like a idiot seeing the system needed to be updated.
'Really..' Urza said as he kicked a pebble on the ground. As he kicked the pebble a notification appeared saying 'You have gained one point in idiocy'. then the notification disappeared.
This made him kick and stomp the ground more further increasing his idiocy stat by 5.
After his constant whining for 2 hours he saw the update screen only at one percent.
Updating...
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"Fuck!"
He snuffed and sweared under his breath before collapsing on the bed and falling to sleep.