David was called to the capital of phalanx for a weird reason: he was chosen to be the hero of the new age. He received a letter a week ago that said he was supposed to go to the church, and use the key that he was given in the letter to unlock the second locker on the right, in the first room on his left. And once he got to the capital he immediately did what the letter told him. Frankly he was very excited, he had always dreamed of being more than just a farmer.
But what he didn't know, was that he was chosen to be the hero because his body was the closest match to the body of the summoned hero, the only difference was his eyes. The summoned hero had blue eyes, and David had emerald green eyes. The mages of the church thought that his imperfection might actually be an improvement to his already handsome form.
'But how could they tell what he looked like?' you may ask. Well it was because when they summoned the hero they could only summon his consciousness, and the consciousness took the form of his body. They tried to summon him standing up but his consciousness was so powerfully that they could only have him laying down on the ground with his arms and legs spread out, his mouth and eyes open as well, or else release him to the underworld. He was so handsome that two of the of experienced female summoners snuck back in that night to sleep with him only to give him a splitting head-ache when they touched him, this made his face turn into one of pure agony for the time that their hands were in his in substantial body. The reasons for this were: 1. They weren't the same gender. and 2. Their minds and bodies weren't compatible with his. All of this happened 2 days before David was sent the letter.
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David Rose was just laying down to sleep when he felt this terrible pain in his head, it was as if his brain got frostbite while being ripped from his skull. Him and his body reappeared in a weird place, surrounded by people in black robes with an intricate blue cross on each of their chests, chanting in a strange language. But before he could see more, he was chosen in a starfish position while staring up at the ceiling, not to mention he was naked. He felt a tingling in his body, it felt like he was rising and falling at the same time and being compressed in to his own skin, and shortly after this, the people around the room stoped chanting and started at him with awe, wonder, jealousy, desire, and disbelief. Of course he didn't know it at the time because he just passed out from the pressure.
A short while later he woke up in the same room in the same position and started to think about what happened, when a loud *DING* sounded out, as well as the words from a genderless, robotic sounding voice saying
[You have unlocked skill: mental fortitude - passive. level 1 - 0%]
'Great' thought david sarcastically '#shameless handsome male protagonist, #system, #summoned hero, #'fuck this cliche shit I'm out' '
*DING*
[You have acquired the negative status effect: hysteria]
*DING*
[Status effect hysteria negated by mental fortitude skill]
*DING*
[Mental fortitude has leveled up: 1 - 0% to 2 - 37%]
*DING*
[Your humor skill has lost a level due to a bad joke: humor skill now level -5]
'God damn it, I give up on jokes. Now where is the sleep button?'
*DING*
[Humor has leveled up: -5 to -3. for such a good joke]
'I give up on this system.'