Once upon a time there was a young boy name Timmie.
Timmie is a very, kind-hearted, hardworking good boy he is.
He only has his mother, but she is a bitch.
So you could call him, a son of a bitch.
Why is she a bitch you may ask?
Because she's a f******,*********,*******,****,***********,*********,*********,****************,********** ( think of all the insults, and no need to decipher it, it's random gibblish.)
The end.
:D
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Behold, Bar-sama!!!!