"long live the tough guys of science and technology!"
The onlookers in the No. 2 dormitory quickly spread to every corner of the University of Science and Technology, and even the aunt who swept the floor was excited to talk about it. They were going to go home and educate their children. They must not learn from the fool Hu Yifei. When it comes to such a thing, even if the girl on the other side is stumbling and rushes for a car worth more than two hundred thousand, she can't refuse.
There are more than N versions of the incident, but each version must be without the two elements of fragrant cars and beauties. Later, Hu Yifei, who was "mighty and subdued, rich and rich, luxury cars could be thrown, and responsibility could be pushed." it has become an idol in the hearts of a group of old bachelors at the University of Science and Technology.
In particular, his cry, "I will come down as soon as I brush my teeth", was immediately chosen as the most popular quotation of the year at the University of Science and Technology. Walking on the campus of the Polytechnic University full of academic atmosphere, whether it is the quiet path or the shady depths of the trees, you will always hear "what's the rush? I'll brush my teeth first!"Such a roar, the voice is full of masculinity!
"Hu Yifei, what do you want me to say?" The counselor was looking at the idol-level figure at this time. "you go online and have a look at everything. It has a bad influence on our school. Now your popularity is probably even higher than that of our headmaster!"
Hu Yifei was very helpless. He knew it was a big deal yesterday, but he didn't expect it to be so big. As soon as he entered the classroom on Monday, he was invited to tea by the counselor. I do not know which son of a bitch put this on the Internet, overnight, Hu Yifei inexplicably became the head of what religion, tens of thousands of followers, students all over the world.
Some small gossip media even called the school office, and the school had no idea what had happened, so it was very passive to deal with it, so it ordered each college to do self-examination, and the college asked all departments to do self-examination. finally, it was on Hu Yifei's head.
Hu Yifei is inexplicable now, and it is impossible to explain this matter at all. He says that it has nothing to do with Zeng Xuanli and is not familiar with it at all, but why do people scold you downstairs by naming and thanking you? if you say that you are very familiar with her, that is no good. What is the relationship between you two? why did such a thing happen? if we investigate it, there will be more problems!
"it looks like you're not going to tell the truth. I didn't realize you had an iron mouth before!" The counselor drank tea angrily and purred.
Hu Yifei was a little depressed. He said in his heart that you invited me to tea, but he didn't even give me a cup of water. It turned out that the legendary tea was like this. He invited me to come and see you drink tea, or tea for short.
The counselor stayed on campus after graduating from college, and spent several years in a place like Polytechnic University, where female resources are extremely scarce. Now he is almost thirty, but he is still a bachelor. Before looking for Hu Yifei to fly over, he had heard some rumors from the students on and on.
Under the sudden anger, the counselor lost his breath and poured down a large mouthful of tea. Instead of being extinguished, the person was choked and coughed violently, and the tea foam sprayed Hu Yifei on the other side.
"counselor, calm down!" Hu Yifei patted the counselor on the back and smiled, "you see, my clothes don't know how to drink tea. You are so good at Tieguanyin that it has ruined it!" When the counselor was making tea, Hu Yifei recognized it at a glance. The tea was sent by the fourth year of last semester.
The counselor was just halfway through his anger, and when he was excited by Hu Yifei's words, he immediately turned his eyes and forked the past again, and this time he held back his tears.
There were other counselors in the office who laughed at the situation and said, "Xiao Zhu, this student of yours is very interesting. I think it's almost enough. You've been approving this for two hours. What a big thing it is to fall in love. Who doesn't have a young age?"
"Yes, yes, it hurts to be angry, and it's not worth it for such a trifle for me!" Hu Yifei climbed down the pole, "counselor, I have realized the mistake, when I go back, I will write and check, 5000 words, not a word!"
In the student code of the University of Science and Technology, there is still a provision that "do not fall in love", but that is an old calendar of decades ago, and it no longer has any practical significance, nor does it meet the requirements of the times of "keeping pace with the times."
In the view of the students of the University of Science and Technology, the reason why this rule can still be posted on the wall and left in the pamphlet is more to show its historical mission, and it tells the newcomers of the University of Science and Technology: your predecessors, in what kind of environment, they fought their wits, fought bravely one after another, and unremittingly did underground work for decades.
In order to cherish this hard-won good time, the students of the University of Science and Technology took over the guns of their predecessors and devoted themselves to the vigorous love movement with a high sense of historical mission, and achieved good results that were unmatched by their predecessors. Now you can take a casual walk around the campus, from east to west, it is estimated that you can see at least 50 joys and sorrows of the young couple. Regarding this present situation, the school also turns a blind eye, as long as does not make any unusual behavior, generally will not care.
Therefore, the counselor has a bit of a headache. Hu Yifei is difficult to solve. He made a lot of noise this time, that is, all the previous movements were not as big as his, but they really had to be investigated carefully, but they could not be caught at all. Many versions were passed around, all of which were just hearsay. Hu Yifei now insisted that the woman was her friend, and she came to school to see her. Downstairs jokingly shouted, attracted onlookers, although a little far-fetched, but now the woman is nowhere to find, you say Hu Yifei is lying, but can not come up with evidence.
Hu Yifei saw that the counselor did not speak, thinking that he was tacit and grateful, "counselor, then you are busy, I will go back first!"
The counselor raised his hand and wanted to say something more. When he saw the spot on Hu Yifei's chest, he was still a little cool. No matter how arrogant you were, you were drenched in Laozi's saliva, so he waved his hand and said, "go!" The examination must be deep! When you finish writing it later, hand it over to me! " After that the counselor figured out how to report the matter to the dean of the department.
"OK, I'll write it right away!" Hu Yifei slipped out of the office, feeling unlucky. He brought back the smell of tea. It is estimated that no one did not know that he had gone to drink tea. He had a new understanding of drinking tea in the office. It turned out that it was not only for people to see it, but also for people to drink it.
At lunch, Hu Yifei's notice came down and was posted on the poster board at the door of the canteen.
"yesterday morning, Hu Yifei, a student from the computer school of our school, caused an onlooker incident in front of the No. 2 dormitory building due to personal disputes, which had an extremely bad impact. The student had a good attitude of repentance, and after the study of the college, he was given a notice of the whole school, a record of a major mistake, and a punishment of detention. I hope that the vast number of teachers and students will take this as a lesson to strictly enforce the school spirit and discipline and abide by the rules and regulations of the school in their study and life in the future. "
Hu Yifei got three punishments alone, which was extremely coquettish. As soon as the punishment was posted in black and yellow paper, it aroused a lot of onlookers. Everyone is very dissatisfied with this punishment decision, and the writing is too vague. at least introduce the causes and consequences of the matter clearly, whether it is the woman who shows love, or whether the woman is pregnant and asks for an abortion fee. There must be a clear official statement!
In addition, Hu Yifei's photo has not been posted, everyone for this idol, is only heard of his name does not see the person, it is inevitable to have some regret.
When Hu Yifei came out of the canteen, he hunched his neck and waist, trying to slip away from behind the crowd in a low profile, but only two steps later, he was stopped. He looked up and saw that it was Liu Xiaofei in Liang Xiaole's dormitory.
"as a result of emotional disputes among pot people, onlookers were created! Hu Yifei, you are so nagging! " Liu Xiaofei is a hot girl who speaks authentic Sichuan dialect and trembles with laughter when she speaks.
Being caught by acquaintances in such a place made Hu Yifei a little embarrassed and smiled, "Beauty, can you keep your voice down?"
"you still have this ability, but you didn't see it before." Liu Xiaofei is about the same size as Hu Yifei. she proudly hammered Hu Yifei on the shoulder and said, "it is said that your baby got MM pregnant. Is there such a thing? please tell me!"
Hu Yifei is sweating madly. Why is everyone so attentive to this matter? he got three punishments. In the morning, more than a dozen acquaintances came by chance. Damn it, he didn't hear a word of sympathy. They all came to inquire about this detail. Hu Yifei was afraid that Liu Xiaofei would plane her bottom, so he hurriedly pushed her forward. "Auntie, don't joke with me, will you? I'm dying of bad luck!"
Liu Xiaofei smiled at Hu Yifei, his face very narrow, "if this matter is known by Xiao Le, then your baby will be miserable."
This is what Hu Yifei was afraid of, so he hurriedly asked, "does Xiao Le know about this?"
"I don't know!" Liu Xiaofei laughed again at Hu Yifei's nervous look. "I think we should let Xiao Le know about this earlier, and we should also see clearly the human face and animal heart of you!"
Hu Yifei said with a bitter face, "if that's the case, I'll admit it. The key is that I don't know that woman at all. I'm not in the crotch of my pants. I'm not even shit. I've got so many punishments for nothing. I've been wronged!"
"you're lying!" Liu Xiaofei glanced white. "if you don't know someone's MM, why do they call you Hu Yifei?"
"I really don't know him!" Hu Yifei swore, "I met her once in an Internet bar. I adjusted a machine for her. Who knows what was wrong with her and came to annoy me!"
Liu Xiaofei just wants to tease Hu Yifei. although this guy looks like a loafer all day, he doesn't admit that he got pregnant with a beautiful woman, but Liu Xiaofei doesn't believe it. If this kid refuses a beautiful woman to show her love, it's very possible. Anyway, he's always out of shape, and who knows what he's up to, "you really didn't make MM's belly big?"
"No! No! " Hu Yifei gritted his teeth.
"well, I'll trust you for once!" There was a trace of cunning in Liu Xiaofei's eyes. "however, I believe it is of no use. The key is to make Xiao Le believe it!"
"Beauty, do me a favor. Xiao Le has the best relationship with you. Please help me explain." Hu Yifei looks like a grandson, hip-hop flattery, who told himself to ask for help now.
"it's not impossible not to make Xiao Le angry." At this point, Liu Xiaofei said, "Hu Yifei, I heard that you have a hacker's signature on your hand."
Hu Yifei was surprised. He didn't expect that Liu Xiaofei would be interested in this thing. He couldn't help being overjoyed. He thought that this girl would at least kill himself a necklace and jewelry. Anyway, he had an artifact, and the books and tools of Cobra were optional.However, Hu Yifei still had to pretend to be patient and give up, "Beauty, you are so." Oh, I finally got it. "
"then think about it!" Liu Xiaofei is indifferent. "there is Xiao Le on one side and hackers on the other."
Hu Yifei clenched his teeth and stamped his foot, "well, I can give you something!" But you have to help me with Xiao Le first! "
"all right!" Liu Xiaofei is not afraid of Hu Yifei denying it. "I'm going to find Xiao Le now. You go back and get things ready and wait for my call!" With that, he skipped away like a cheerful bird.
Hu Yifei was secretly overjoyed. Liu Xiaofei came out, and Liang Xiaole was taken care of. He just thought that he had received so many punishments for no reason, and he was still a little annoyed. These things were written into the file, and he would find a job or something in the future. It's not pretty.
"Damn it, isn't this blocking the pace of my progress? I still want to join a party, and now it's over!" Hu Yifei cursed a few words and then strolled over to the dormitory.
After entering the dormitory, the old pig was already waiting there, and there was a dark and strong man next to him. The eldest brother, the fourth, is still gone. Duan Yu sits in front of his computer, like an old monk.
"Figo, you're back!" The fat on the pig's face trembled with laughter. "We've been waiting for you for a long time!"
"well, I just ran into Liu Xiaofei on the road and had a few words." Hu Yifei hurriedly mentioned this, eating and drinking so many old pigs, silent, seems to be a little unkind.
The old pig pointed to the fierce man around him and said, "Figo, this is one of my buddies, the chairman of our college Longfei Football Club, Wang Biao!"
Wang Biao smiled and said, "I've heard a lot about Figo. I often hear about you. I know you play well, and you're a big fan of Figo!"
Hu Yifei knows very well how many brushes he has, that is, he can run two steps on the court, and he is lucky not to be stumbled to death by the ball. However, Figo, a special fan, was a little bit involved. He was fascinated by Figo for a while, not because he admired the football skills, just because "Figo" and "Brother Fei" pronounced a note, but later Figo announced his withdrawal from the national team but returned to the national team.
Hu Yifei, a fake fan, could not accept it. For men, it should be a spit and a pit. How could he not keep his word? Hu Yifei did not expect that in addition to match-fixing, there would be fake withdrawal. After disappointment, he withdrew from football sadly.
"Old Pig's buddy, that's my Hu Yifei's buddy!" Hu Yifei shook Wang Biao's hand vigorously and said, "if you sit down casually, you are not an outsider!"
"Figo!" The old pig sat down and leaned over to Hu Yifei and said with envy, "I heard that there was a beautiful woman crying and crying to you downstairs yesterday, but she was rejected by you."
Hu Yifei said shyly, "see smile, see smile!" If this kind of thing, it is estimated that no man will not admit it, Hu Yifei naturally can not avoid vulgarity, vaguely brought it over.
Lao Pig and Wang Biao immediately stood in awe, looking at Hu Yifei's eyes with a trace of respect, really fucking cow, that kind of girl, that kind of condition, you boy are willing to refuse ah, really fucking animal, no, is not as good as an animal! If you change yourself, you will certainly be like Bigfoot cousin, "Bigfoot, you must not give up or feel inferior.
You must be thick-skinned, extremely shameless, do not have self-respect, be stubborn and fight, and will not stop until you chase me. I am shameless. I will catch my cousin!"
"Figo!" The old pig leaned forward again, almost affixing it to Hu Yifei. "Nagging, don't hide yourself if you have any experience!"
Hu Yifei waved his hand sheepishly, "what experience can you have? don't say it!" Stop talking! "
Of course, the old pig refused to agree and struggled with it stubbornly.
Hu Yifei had no way, remembering a passage from somewhere, and said, "the key is a state of mind. As soon as you see that the other person is a beautiful woman, you can't wilt yourself first. You have to straighten your back and be neither humble nor arrogant. You must never learn from those young people to rush up.
The more so, the more she doesn't like you, and maybe she'll be annoyed with you. If you are obedient, in the end, you will be the life of a white horse bodyguard. When Prince Charming shows up, you should be laid off! "
Duan Yu snorted coldly in front of the computer, and he was dissatisfied. No matter how he listened, he felt that Hu Yifei was talking about himself. The heart said that your boy pretended to be a wolf with a big tail, and the eldest four had already explained the matter clearly. I just didn't want to expose you, and you had the nerve to come up with the theory of two white horses! If you really had that ability, the tube would have been inserted into the milk tea tube, so that you wouldn't still be hanging around in your crotch.
If you look at the old pig and look like a spring breeze, Duan Yu is even more disdainful. The old bachelors of these sperm worms are just a little girl who came downstairs and yelled twice, which became a sign of love. Another day, if a bitch barks twice below, you must not pull out the relationship between human and animal animals.?.
Duan Yu despised the three men for a circle and went back to his QQ, "Xiao Li, just promise me, only this time, there will never be a next time!"