"No no no."

Just one step away, just a little bit, Hu Yifei can get the 1,000 yuan reward, but unfortunately...

Hu Yifei has recently been fascinated by data recovery. He bought a few books on data recovery theory and looked at it. He ran to the Internet to brag about it. As a result, someone gave him a problem in data recovery, saying that as long as Hu Yifei could solve it, he would give 1,000 yuan. Hu Yifei took his own computer as an experiment and ended up scrapping the hard disk.

Hu Yifei is facing the computer at this moment, crying without tears, this is the real "lost his wife and folded soldiers"! For the man who vowed to be a hacker in his death, he had never successfully hacked a computer in his twenty years of life, let alone any damage, but now, he actually successfully hacked his computer It was broken, which was a big blow to him.

Of course, mental blows are secondary, and physical blows are the most deadly. This month's living expenses have just been received, and the purse has not been covered, Hu Yifei can't wait to contribute all the money to the cinema, McDonald's, and Haagen-Dazs. No way, the price of pursuing beauty is so expensive nowadays. The problem now is that the beauty hasn't been pursued yet, but the existing "second mistress" in the family has just stopped.

Hu Yifei's mistress is his computer. In his own words, the computer is the second most important woman in his life. Now, his "woman" is there to ignore him in a black face, and Hu Yifei's heart is not uncomfortable. Counting the few bills in the purse, Hu Yifei was even more uncomfortable, and it was a complete worry.

Which "woman" should you give up?

Hu Yifei's brows twisted into a twist, and the person who was thinking about the beauty could have a strengthened company. After some bloody fighting, he finally won a temporary leading position. At this point, it was about to be the final total attack. If you get angry, then you can give up your previous achievements, but you can't live without a computer again. Without a computer, you have to lose half of your soul. What can you do?

How many buddies are you looking for to borrow some money? It's too unreliable. It's all poorly clinking goods. If you don't find yourself to borrow money, it's already burning Gaoxiang.

Ask for another home? Forget it, I've been overspending on living expenses for a few months in a row, let alone, I'm more than 20, and it's not the same thing for a big master who always reaches for money at home.

"Alas!" Hu Yifei sighed in the sky, "A penny can beat the hero, do you want me to die? Hu Yifei can't succeed? God! I'm not reconciled, I'm not convinced..."

"What's the second head, how is it?" When Duan Yu entered the dormitory, he was hurt by Hu Yifei's wolf howl. "Worried about the computer?"

The dorms are sorted by age, and everyone usually calls each other "boss" and "boss" in the ranking order. Hu Yifei was out of luck and ranked second. In view of the particularity and ambiguity of the term "second son", Hu Yifei strongly protested, and the dormitory called him "two-headed."

Hu Yifei spread his wallet and grimaced: "Lack of money!"

Duan Yu put the basketball in his hand under the bed and said, "I played basketball just now, and I heard from the monkeys in the accounting department that someone in their bedroom bought a parallel phone from the Internet, which is super cheap. Isn't your network disk broken? No, you also go online to find a cheap one, why do you have to buy expensive ones?"

Suddenly Hu Yifei's eyes lit up and swiped his head, "Yeah, why didn't I think of it! Youngest, your computer borrowed from me.", Hu Yifei took three steps and made two steps. Duan Yu pulled it up.

Duan Yu watched Hu Yifei snatch his position, "Fuck! This is my woman, don't mess with it!"

"I know, I know, I'll go to Taobao, and I'll pay you back when I get the hard drive!" Hu Yifei assured Duan Yu. "Relax, I will give back your woman, no, it's my brother and sister. your!".

Duan Yu is good at everything, just a little stingy. Touching his things is like asking for his life. If it is really a bit anxious this time, Hu Yifei would rather go to an internet cafe than use Duan Yu's computer. "Every time you have a problem with your computer, why don't you say that this is your woman!" Hu Yifei felt anxious for a while. Although he didn't become a hacker, he was also a famous computer master in the school. Everyone's computer has a problem. Hu Yifei helped to solve, Duan Yu's computer was always poisoned, Hu Yifei did not know how many times he helped him.

Watching Hu Yifei open Taobao, Duan Yu was relieved, carrying a washbasin and washing his face on the balcony.

Hu Yifei searched on Taobao and found many businesses selling cheap hard drives.

"I rely on it, isn't it!" Hu Yifei turned his eyes straight when he turned to this store. The 1TB 12th generation hard drive here only sold 270 yuan, and bought one get one free, one 1TB hard drive, the seller Send a 160GB 11th generation hard drive.

Hu Yifei pulled his finger and began to calculate. If he went to the Electronic City to buy, an 11th generation 160G hard drive would have to cost at least 300 yuan, and a 1TB hard drive would cost 600 yuan. Buy one and use one piece, and sell the other piece, then all the cost will be returned. It means that you don't spend a penny and you get a hard drive.

Hu Yifei quickly contacted the seller: "Your hard drive is so cheap, won't it be a fake?"

"Are you buying something in our shop for the first time?" the seller replied.

"Yes!"

"Then you first look at the credit of our shop before you speak! It's because you are the first time you come to our shop, I don't blame you. I tell you, we also sell credibility and credibility. It's just parallel, it's never fake!"

Hu Yifei thought of looking at the store's credit. He looked up and almost dazzled his eyes. Five blue and splendid crowns were hung there. The following seller's praise was 100%. What is "real price" , "Good quality and low price", "Honesty and trustworthiness" and other words, all buyers before Hu Yifei were used up.

"Very good, no wonder so bullish!" Hu Yifei squeezed his chin there, since so many people said yes, it seems that this product should be no problem, it is better to buy this one. Be sure to pay attention, Hu Yifei sent a message to the seller, "Okay, just bought it at your house, I want a 1TB hard drive!", and then placed an order.

After a while, the seller sent a message, "1TB hard drive and another 160G hard drive, if confirmed, we will ship tonight!"

"Yes, please ship as soon as possible!"

Hu Yifei sent a message to see that the seller did not reply again. Duan Yu stared at himself directly and stood up, "I'm done, you use it!"

To return to his "woman", Duan Yu became as enthusiastic as usual, "I don't have anything to do, if you don't get it done, just get it for a while!"

Hu Yifei shook his head hurriedly, so he didn't dare to take Duan Yu's polite words seriously. Duan Yu's mantra all dormitory people know: brothers are like brothers and hands, women are like clothes, who wears my clothes, who I cut! I've been exposed to it for a while and it's cheap. Before Duan Yu didn't use the knife, I'd better accept it as soon as possible.

When he left the dormitory, Hu Yifei was in a good mood. He didn't have to give up pursuing beautiful women, and he could let his "second mistress" work again. The most important thing was that he didn't have to go bankrupt. This thing was really cool.

"There is nothing better in life!" Hu Yifei grinned and took out his phone to call the beauties: "Beauties, are you free at night, I invite you to watch movies, blockbuster! "Transformers 2"!"

The beauty is called Liang Xiaole. It is the typical northern beauty of the south. The face is full of light poetry in the south of the river, but the body is as angular as the mountains and rivers in the north. In an outmoded fashion, it is "angel face, devil" Figure." On the school's BBS, Liang Xiaole was hailed as the first beauty of the University of Science and Technology and has countless fans.

Hu Yifei often used "Shan Cai" in this jar. Once Liang Xiaole's computer broke down, and he posted to the computer section he was in charge of for help. The two realized the offline connector. After the computer was repaired, Hu Yifei often made excuses to ask Liang Xiaole to come out to watch movies. For dinner, I envied many people. Therefore, Hu Yifei added a title to his head, known as the originator of the "technical bubble girl".

On the phone, Liang Xiaole ignored Hu Yifei's proposal to watch a movie and asked, "I heard that you broke your computer?"

Which king guy told me! Hu Yifei felt hateful, not going out for good things, and spreading bad things for thousands of miles. It took a while for the news to reach Liang Xiaole. "Nothing, a little problem, I can do it!" Hu Yifei tried his best to maintain his "master" style in front of the beauty, he would not admit that he broke the computer.

"Aren't you a computer expert? How could it be broken?" Liang Xiaole chased.

"It's like this..." Hu Yifei hesitated to make a lie, but when I thought about it, something was wrong. Obviously, the person who had passed the news had already helped himself to put it in place. Liang Xiaole was holding his joke, "I recently In the process of data recovery, I took my own computer for a test today, and it turned out..."

"As a result, the hard disk is broken, can't repair it..." Liang Xiaole's phone smirked.

"This...this is just an accident, it's an accident..."

"Okay, you don't have to explain it, people all over the world know it!" Liang Xiaole laughed more and more, "I won't watch the movie anymore, you can save yourself a new hard drive, master~~~~ "Liang Xiaole deliberately dragged the word to the elders and elders, "But...if you want to see me..., you can come to the study room No. 3, I'm studying here, preparing for the exam the day after tomorrow!"

"Okay!" Hu Yifei nodded and squeezed his fist hard when he hung up the phone. He wished to strangle the guy who passed the news. It was too shameful!

Hu Yifei returned to the bedroom, clipped the "Data Recovery" on the computer desk to the armpit, and prepared to go to the study room No. 3.

"Second-owner, have an appointment with a beautiful woman again?" Duan Yu looked amused. "This time I must put the tube in!"

"I put you in the tube!" Hu Yifei raised his middle finger fiercely towards Duan Yu, but his face was full of bitterness. This "insertion of the tube" has become a pain in his heart forever.

It was still in freshman year, Hu Yifei pursued a little girl who was also freshman. The two had been in contact for more than two months. At Christmas, Hu Yifei took the little girl to the square to watch the fireworks, and suddenly the big screen of the square was broadcast. In Jay Chou's milk tea advertisement, the little girl was filled with happiness. At this time, she was in a good mood, and came out, "Hu Yifei, I am your Youlemei!"

Hu Yifei was just playing with the milk tea straw in his hand. When he heard this, he lifted the straw without a brain and received a sentence: "Really? Where is the place where you inserted the tube, let me insert the tube go with!"

The result is conceivable, the little girl threw a sentence "Hu Yifei, you rogue!", and ran away with tears, and then ignored Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei was puzzled. How could he be a gangster? When he came back to talk to the people in his bedroom, the result was everyone's smirk. In the bad laugh of everyone, Hu Yifei finally realized that he was indeed a rogue. Since then, this allusion of "intubation" has become a nuclear weapon against Hu Yifei in the bedroom.