"DIE! You piece of shit!" a flaming blade came crashing down on the injured overlord. He blocked it with a pocket knife and crawled deeper into his library.
'I can't die now, I still haven't finished my preparations yet.' he thought as he knocked over the shelves slowing down the hero's movement.
"Surrender yourself for the sake of justice." he yelled as he swung his ginormous blade, it swept away all debris and cleared a way for the hero. (The overlord actually died here.)
"Rura li, rura li, rura li." the overlord chanted, "Justice my ass, you're just mad that the girl you like chose me over you." he snapped back. Runes floated around the overlord and his wounds started to heal.
He flew up accompanied by a number of grimoire, the higher he got the more oppressive his magic became on the hero.
"Let me show you a taste of true power, Baldwin!" a phoenix and a dragon leaked from the overlord's mouth and they started to circle him.
The immense magic tore the castle to bits and pieces, "DIE!" The overlord put his hands forward and released a great spell. Said spell sent the hero flying across the land, the overlord quieted down and the castle started to mend itself.
"Perfect as everything should be," he smirked to himself. He continued to admire himself in his mirror as he walked down the staircase and into the throne room.
"WHAT?!" The mirror fell to the ground and broke apart, in his throne room was an army.
"Psyro, we as the army of the army are here to take your life. Unless you surrender now." one of the many identical soldiers slid forward on his and cocked his rifle.
"You dare threaten this venerable with a stick, COURTING DEATH!?" the overlord raised his hands and started chanting magic.
"Ready your weapons men," all the soldiers raised their guns and pointed them at the madman.
"You're really ignorant I see," he released his magic and it devoured the army. "Impudent."
Grrrrrrrrang.
Bullets broke through the magic and went flying straight into the overlord's body, round after round the whole army let loose on him.
"Hold your fire," from the smoke emerged a giant soldier in your standard navy seal uniform.
"THE ACTION FIGURES ARE HERE!" screamed one the smaller soldiers.
"Hush," the action figure said. "It's not over yet, the mage king is an antique. A virtual type used to connect to the Coliseum vrmmorpg game. There is no way we took care of him like that."
"Kekekeke, the commander still hasn't lost his touch I see." the overlord said as he rose from the ground with a grin on his face and just then.
BOOM!
The earth was ripped open and one of the gods walked in.
"Mandy, how many times do I have to tell you to stay away from my prized collections." the boy grabbed the collar of the girl's dress and flicked her aside. He bowed to collect his "Mage king" avatar and his other toys. He put them all in a box and left his younger sister's room, ignoring her cries.
"It was fun while it lasted," the commander whispered as a tear leaked from his face.
"NO! NO, WAIT! YOU FORGOT ME," the hero who was previously knocked out of the doll house screamed internally as his fellow figurines left the room.