Before we start I need to Inform you that the following series contains References to anime manga and video game series I do not own!! Because this series is a parody to all these things as a token of honor and admiration! So I should inform you to go watch and play all the stuff I will be referencing! Anyway on with the Story!
It was a Tuesday when this all happened. I was all sung and sound asleep in my bed, when my stupid alarm was going off all " Beep! Beep!" and crap like that! I slammed it down so hard that it broke and then I went back to sleep, but then I realized "Oh crap! I have to get a job today! So I rushed to get ready for this big day! So I put on my School girl outfit with the tiny miniskirt along with my cat ear gamer headset and my cat paw slippers! I then started to rush out of my house with bacon, scrambled eggs, and a pancake in my mouth. So there I was wandering around all over the place looking for someplace that is hiring. I thought " Maybe I should go get an interview at the first place that interests me!" That's when I saw it! A huge manor with the outside of it painted white and black with the windows being colored red! Well it was unique so it'll do! So I got near the door of the manor and rang the doorbell! You wouldn't believe what happened next, we'll let me tell you! The door began to open and standing right in front of me was some kind of butler with hell hound ears and a tail! He then asked me "Hello madam! Are you here for the interview?" Which I then started to slapped myself in the face repeatedly! "Oh my! In what reason were you slapping yourself in the face for?" I then said "Sorry! I had to make sure I wasn't dreaming! You're a real hell hound boy!" The butler began to clap and then he said " Why that's amazing! How did you know that my ears and tail are real without touching them!?" "Basic otaku instinct!" I replied! "Well then this job is definitely in the bag for you!" He said "Allow me to introduce myself! I am known as Vladimir Baskerville! I am 18 years old and one of the Havoc helpers of the Belzeneff manor!" "Finally! A butler whose name isn't Sebastian!" I said! So as I walked in with Baskerville which he then said "So before you start to work here, we have to interview you with master Belzeneff first!" " I'm guessing He's the demon lord of this house?" I asked . Baskerville then said with great thrills " Wow! Your meta observation Haki is off the charts! And yes, master Belzeneff is the 666th otaku demon lord of all fictional underworlds!" "I guessed I nailed it! Wait you're saying I was using some kind of Haki and I didn't even know! I guess unlike the other kinds this Haki is mastered naturally! I said with greatness in my voice! So we got to the center of the manor and Baskerville then announced " Oh master Belzeneff! I got someone here for the interview!" He then walked down to greet me "Ah hello! Well aren't you a peach for this interview!" He said. I started looking at him. He was this 14 month old infant with purple skin, red eyes, and black whisker like markings on his face! All while wearing a blue fox onesie with matching fox slippers! I then said to him "So you're the demon lord. Nice to meet you! You look so cute!" "Wow! Baskerville you found someone with great meta observation Haki! She knew I was the demon lord right away! Usually they would all laugh and wonder how could a baby be the demon lord! I get so fed up with that!" I then said to him " Aw you poor thing do you need a hug?" To which he nodded and started sobbing on my shoulders. After he was done he said "Allow me to introduce myself! I am Ambrose Quincy Goldwyn Haywood Belzeneff!" I replied to his introduction with "Nice to meet you Ambrose! My name is Urusai Sakafallenkurouzuozevalicekuutsu! It's a pleasure to meet you!" He then said "Ok that enough with the introductions! If you want this job you must answer these two questions! Question one : What is the name of the anime that Edward Elric is from?" I replied with " That's easy FULOMITUL ALCHEMISTOU BRUZZAHOODO!" "Well played!" he said. "Alright second question! Who is the true lord and savior?" I then Shouted "Doitsu Senpai!!!" Then Ambrose then cheered "Oh my god! Yes! Yes! She's the one!" "So I guessed that means I'm hired!" I replied " So what's this job that I will be doing?" He then explained "I'll tell you in the next chapter! I hope you understand! "No need, I understand perfectly! This is the chapter to show the audience what's going on and the humor of the series!" I said! "Exactly! You hit it right on the nail Urusai! For It is the way to achieve greatness! For you see Urusai, I have many dreams and one of those dreams is for this to get a webtoon and then a web anime series on YouTube where I'm pretty sure Baskerville will be voiced by Nux Taku! Because this series is an ode to all things of the otaku lifestyle! So there will be references galore!" He claimed "Now there is something you must understand first!" He then gave me a paper with something on it which I said to him "This is a picture of Todd Haberkorn!" He then snatched it back and said "Sorry wrong thing! Nevermind I'll just tell you. The thing you must understand is that I'm the main character! You're just following me on my journey and doing some kind of narration! I'm the main character! Play the opening now! Which I informed him with " But we don't even have a web anime yet!" "Oh yeah you're right! Sorry! I've been watching a lot of Gintama recently! I guess let's just dance to Gangnam style until the next chapter starts! He said And dancing to Gangnam style we did! See you in chapter 2!!!!