** = actions
( ) = mind
Head Eunuch Gu: Do not raise your heads!
Announcer: Empress Jia!
*Everyone bows in fear or confidence*
Empress Jia: What is it now? I barely got to take a sip of tea...
Head Eunuch Gu: There has been some copying in the first round
Empress Jia: Oh, this batch of fellows
*Her eyes go to Wu*
Empress Jia: Fine indeed..you may rise
Everyone rises with sore and numb legs
Head Eunuch Gu: Senior Eunuch, please read the poem!
*Senior Eunuch read the poem out loud*
Head Eunuch Gu: What would you say, Your Majesty?
Empress Jia: Everyone will return with poems about the arts of love..
Wu: ( This is my chance to fail! )
Empress Jia: We'll start with you..
*She points to Wu and she brings him to a room*
In the Brightly colored room..
Empress Jia: Your eyes..they remind me of him..
Wu: I'm sorry, who?
*Empress Jia climbs onto Wu's lap and wraps around him like a snake*
Empress Jia: Nice facial features..good body, sturdy hips...Hmm, let's see..Take off your clothes
Wu: What?!
Empress Jia: Why not? Don't want to sleep with me?
*Empress Jia digs into his lap and gives him seductive eyes*
Empress Jia: If your not willing, I can teach you..Eunuch Li!
Eunuch Li: Present
Empress Jia: He is selected. Take him to get ready amd bring the other contestants!
Eunuch Li: But Your Majesty-
Empress Jia: Don't worry about the other rounds! Bring him home to his parents. They will come by banners!
Eunuch Li: At your service....
*Wu goes home and greets his parents*
Grandmother: Great job! Great job! Han has let this family down, but you have had joyous events!
Mother: When you enter the castle you must be extremely cautious! There are many rivalries, they aren't as stupid as those lousy women!
Wu: Yes Mother, Grandmother...
The next day..
Wu: Wen Zhi!
Wen Zhi: Here..
Wu: Let's go, we're meeting Sixth Princess Xin
At the Summer Palace..
Sixth Princess: Brother!! I missed you!
Wu: I did too!
Sixth Princess: You're mean, you're getting married to second sister and won't have any time for me!
*Sixth Princess pouts and turns away*
Wu: I won't forget you Sixth Princess..
*Wu turns her around and hugs her*
Wu: Let's go, huh?
Sixth Princess: Let's go watch the flower festival later!
*Wu spends the whole day with Xin Er and they arrive at the parade in time*
Wu: Are you having fun?
Sixth Princess: Of course! You're with me!!
Wu: Haha
Sixth Princess: Let's watch!! It's starting!
*The Dragons embrace the blossoms falling and flags go up*
Sixth Princess: Woah, look over there!
*Suddenly assassins pop out of the dragon and every screams*
Wu: PROTECT THE PRINCESS!!
*People rush away and people escort the princess away*
???: Ah, we meet again...nephew..
*The mask comes off and the Golden Eyes glitter against the stars*