I don't know, what can I tell you?
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For sure I can tell you about something, being a baby fucking sucks.
I literally can't do anything, beside huh shitting. That's not entirely true, I can suck the milk out of my mother breasts, throw up on my dad's shoulders and making the flow of piss and shit almost limitless. Since I am just a new born, I still can't see shit, everything is still blurred. But I am happy to say that my hearing became a lot better. I can hear distinctly almost everything. (I don't hear when people call me cute).
I can understand Japanese like a native which isn't surprising since I was almost one in my previous life. I left the U.S because of the president who became crazy, (which one? It is for me to know and for you to discover.) and a bunch of hacker wanting to take his head.
So I came to Japan to learn more about the culture and the people who are not as crazy than the american. I had even become a surgeon, not that I had got the chance to do a single surgery before dying by a crazy truck.
What am I doing right now?
Well I am doing what a baby can do. Currently on my back, staring at the ceiling. My head is way to heavy, so I can't afford to move it.
I am thinking about the future, if I can become a surgeon without getting killed by a truck this time, I would be quite happy.
While I was thinking about cutting people out, I suddenly remembered that I was in a fantasy world so my choice was not limited by a simple job like being a surgeon.
But what can I do?
Being a hero? It seems to be way too troublesome, jumping from place to place to save people while I smile to keep the people from the panic.
While being a surgeon lets you save people without having to run in stupid costumes and being filmed in tight fitting.
What? I can become a villain? Are you crazy?
First I don't have the authorization as I swore in my last life to not kill anyone or anything, second my parents will kill me if they heard about my potential will to become a villain.
And finally, I'm too lazy to become a villain, imagine being forced to live in the dark because of fear of heroes, or even being so careful that you can't do shit apart from hiding and surviving.
There is no future in being a villain. But, I have a plan.
My father seems to be working in the government, and the government like you all know, is everything, it is what make the laws and even heroes must respect the laws right?
The path that I will take is very much clear.
You want me to say it to you right?
Well look like I won't say anything at all, it will spoil the fun. What? Want a hint?
I can only say that I'm going to stick with my choice of being a surgeon, but a special one, after all it's not every day that a surgeon can operate on you with a 100% probability of success thanks to his quirk, right?
If I want my plan to succeed, I have to show my exceptional IQ to my parents.
Thinking about the devils, here comes the older and hairier parent in my room.
"You missed me little champion?" My father said nearing my cradle.
"gu gu ga" (don't rub your face on my sweet baby face)
I hate these undeveloped vocal cords.
"Oh I knew you were gonna be happy little buddy!" He said rubbing his beard and ignoring my warning.
"…"
"Okay come with me, you slept long enough today!" He said, picking me up and exiting the room.
Now that I can see a minimum around me, I can note that our house is pretty luxurious, three floors, the second floor is where we find the rooms, mine, my parents and the one for the guest. There is toilets in each room.
In the first floor? We can find the kitchen, the living room and toilets.
Once in the living room I can see that my mother isn't there, she surely is in the house of one of her friends, I heard that she got one who delivered not long ago she too.
[A/N:Guess who it is :o]
My father sat on the couch and made me sit between his legs, he switched on the TV and looked at the news, I did the same.
The news were about an incident happening in Kamino, two villains were fighting against the pro hero Gran Torino, he was way too rapid for them to catch him, he was pro-pulsing from building to building, giving them a lot of kick when they were in his path.
The two villains weren't anything special, a guy with a dolphin head, surely a rapist. What? I have a lot of prejudice against them, sue me. The other guy was trying to shoot his… nails? Either way it seems to put him in too much pain seems he can't aim with his bloody hand shaking from the pain.
Few minutes after, the two villains were in the floor beaten and humiliated, with Gran Torino above them, waiting for the cops to come and put them away.
This fight was disappointing, like what the fuck, it wasn't even a fight, just a beating of two young thug by an old man.
I was thinking about what I just saw when my dad said
"So the rapist got arrested finally huh."
What did I say?
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My dad just gave me a book about quirks before going to cook food.
The book is divided in two parts, a part easily understood by kids, with drawings, flashing colors etc.
The second is what really is interesting, it is a mixture of different theories about the quirks and how it can be much more than in the beginning, how it can evolve and how it is modifying the body of the user. He surely was thinking that I was gonna stay on the colorful part but heh.
I don't care about theories since God guaranteed my quirk, and how it works. What really interest me is the fact that some alter can totally modify the body of some people, when in use of it or passively.
I have never seen anyone like this since I have barely left and can see normally for only a short time.
I have a lot of theories and questions about the alters of mutation, but it seems like the one who have the less of potential in the future. My own alter (Ope-ope no mi) is an emitter type, they are the more complex and powerful. With this power, my brain and my father's connections, my plan will go more smoothly than ever.
But for the time being, I hate being a baby.