Training begins today at 5 am. It's 4:30 now. I'm gonna begin right away. Going to the gym I find Kaigara already working out. Looks like he is working out for half an hour.
"So, you are finally up you sleep head."
"Yea, I am."
"Well, spanky ain't here yet. Go and take a nap."
"Ow, you think you can fool me do ya!?"
"So you noticed!"
"Yeah, I did you you dolphine ass."
"Hey, I'm not that fat now. See?", he starts flexing his new grown muscles on the treadmill and falls on his nose.
"Hah haa haaaa, you only got muscles and no brain. Look at me!" I start flexing as well.
"Ow yeah! That's what you call muscles. I'm way stronger than you!"
Suddenly we both feel a demonic presence and about 2 seconds later a spank on butt.
"BACK TO WORKOUT YOU TWO!", a cold voice.
"Right, yes ma'am."
It's almost 8 o'clock in the morning. We both are exhausted. Kaigara and I are having to do the same amount of exercise now as we both are at same weight . We both lost weight just to gain more weight now. Kind of ironic actually.
"Umm, just asking, why aren't the eggs fried or boiled or cooked? And why is there two 3 littre milk bottles? And what are those?"
"This is your breakfast, masters. 3 raw eggs. 3 litres of milk and 4 protein bars."
"Wait what!!"
"I'm not eating that."
"Let me see your butt."
"Stop drooling!! I'll eat it."
"How though?"
"You crack the egg shell put the egg in milk and then fire in the hole!"
That seems easy enough. Cracked the eggs, put it in the milk and....
"Ew, it stinks!!"
"Show me your butt."
"Nooo!!"
Here it goes. Fire in the hole!! Damn, that tastes bad. It's like drinking milk with salt and vinegar. Plus it stinks!! Moreover, the eggs were kept in the refrigerator.The protein bars tastes good apparently. Not as good as home cooked meal but better than that drink from hell. After that we keep drooling as Aiko and Tachibana eats all the delicious foods we are not allowed to even touch. Kaigara tries to snatch a bread but now he is getting his ass whipped. Ok, I'm out of here. So long my friend who's butt shall lit the whole house in a few moments. Damn, he is screaming a lot. I wonder how she is that strong.
"Ow hey Kaigara! Come seat. The anime is about to start."
"Don't talk about sitting you dumbass!"
"Why?!"
"I can't!!"
"Is it because of that bread stealing incident?"
"Shut up!!"
"Sorry. It's just so funny. You were screaming so much."
"Just stop it already." Kaigara seats folding his knees so his butt won't touch the ground.
"Hey, why does your butt look so big?" ,as I touch his butt I find a ice bag under his pants.
"Hey!!!"
Ok, I can't control myself anymore. I'm going to laugh. I fall from the couch laughing.
"Oh, man! You butt is officially out of service for atleast a day. You should take rest."
"Shut up, you moron."
"You are the moron here. Why would you try to steal a bread like that."
"Enough of that nonsense. Shut up now!"
"Ok, ok. Alright."
The protagonist of this story is getting reincarnated to another world. But it seems like he is not that much powerful except for having a good luck. He has one useless woman by his side. She is powerful without having intelligence. Why does it sound so familiar with my life. Ow wait now there's three useless girls in his team. Great! Are we going to have another girl in our house too? I don't like the idea. Anyway, the protagonist himself is pretty funny to be honest. He is fed up at this point. Whatever he does ends up in failure. But he just doesn't care. Is it possible to become like him in real life? I wonder!
"Wow, the writer really outdone himself. He put the proper amount of comedy and action. He is just showing the tragic comedies life can have. The plot is so unreal yet it's reality."
"Reality? It's almost like my life, just from a comedic perspective."
Kaigara looks at me while I keep looking at the ceiling as the fan keeps spinning like my life.