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Chaos is a place for us losers

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Chapter 1 - The three idiots

"Hey, have you heard about that guy?"

"Yeah, I heard he beat up a 1st grader for looking at him wrong?"

"He's terrible"

"A higher up beating a Junior"

*Mutter* *Mutter* *Mutter* *Mutter* *Mutter* *Mutter* *Mutter*

"HEY SHUT UP WILL YA, OR I'LL BEAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!" The boy with the black hair shouted as every single living being in the hallway stopped in fear "Tsk that's what I thought" he said as he continued walking down the hallway.

Christian Tsunade, a 2nd grader in Sakura academy, the most hated student of the school, nicknamed the Silver tongue because his insults were like a silver spear through someone's feelings, and if insulting them was not enough then he would just punch them, one of the most brutal teenager the world has ever seen, even the teachers never try to stop him, but not because of the fear, Christian is also one of the 10 elites of the school, being the 1st in his class and 12th overall in a school filled with 6000 students, he also won the award for 'best teenager football and basketball player'.

"Tsk I hate this, I should beat all them up, but then again suspension might be like 'Hey'," He said to himself while walking down the hallway.

"Yo big bro," A familiar voice said, then he realised why he was here.

"Yo," he said while lifting his hand to do an unexpected thumbs up "Ok Chris straight to the point why did you ask me to come here?" he said

"Big bro look," she said while taking something out of her bag and showing it to her brother, it was three letters, all three of them containing pictures of people.

"Samuel Briggs, Welsh, 16 years old, Shinabaru Arawan, Filipino, 15 years old, Npc Png, New Zealand, 16 years old" Christian looked at the papers trying to figure out what his sister was telling him "Uh what's this?" He asked.

"Read them, I'm too lazy to tell you," She said with a smug smile as he was reading them, then his eyes grew wide as he realized what the letter was.

"Three people will be living in our house….. FOR TEN THOUSAND YEN EACH" He shouted causing the people around them to run out of fear.

"Yup, and we only need to take care of them and boom, cash," she said as her mouth began to drool at the thought of the things she'll buy "And plus, one of them is kinda hot"

"Chris hide your desires, if we do this then both of us don't have to work anymore" He fired back with a smart move.

"Ok fine geez," she said while puffed up "pick them up after school in the park near Mr. Koichi's sushi restaurant, and treat them to some sushi will ya," She said as she was walking away to get to her class.

"Ight have a good day Lil sis," he said tauntingly.

After school

"Ok, lock the doors alright," He said carelessly while walking off to the sushi place before she could reply.

Christian was just walking at the side of the road until he saw the old man's sushi restaurant where he worked at, he continued his walk until he was interrupted by a person or persons.

"Christian Tsunade" said a boy with blue hair wearing a purple turtleneck with vertical blue stripes and ripped jeans, posing like a soldier in a war, a little chubby though.

"We have been expecting you." Now a boy with long blonde hair and brown skin wearing a Dark blue trench coat and a light red shirt underneath and normal black jeans, Posing like a flamboyant flamingo, he looks like a girl.

...…..

"Oi Npc your line, posing like this hurts you know" the blue haired boy whispered to another boy

"Uhh….. sorry guys I forgot what I was going to say" A boy with red hair covering his eyes wearing clothes like he was attacked by a bear.

"OH C'MON NPC WE LOOKED SO COOL BUT NOO, YOU HAD TO FORGET YOUR LINE, IT WAS JUST 'We are the great trio of Samuel, Shinebaru, and me ' THAT'S ALL" The blue-haired boy shouted at the red-haired kid.

Then they argued

"Guys we are making a bad first impression on Mr Tsunade," The blonde boy said as he was preparing to knock out both of them with the baseball bat he was pulling out of his bag.

"So these are the people I'm staying with, these idiots eh…. THEY LOOK LIKE MALE STRIPPERS" He told himself while trying to convince himself to let them stay at his house "Thirty thousand yen, Thirty thousand yen" He repeated to himself at least 30 times "Alright guys, uh you must be hungry from your travels, so i'll treat you guys to some food," He said trying not to sound angry even though he was.

"Japanese food," All of them said at the same time

"Sushi, Takoyaki, Miso soup" Their mouths started watering, all their eyes were glowing with hunger "REEEEEE FOOD" Samuel could not stop himself to ree, soon almost all of them were reeing.

"OK FOLLOW ME ONLY SUSHI THOUGH" Christian shouted because if he didn't, they would not hear him, "Geez these guys are idiots" He quietly muttered to himself.

They walked down the road to the sushi shop, during the walk the three idiots were talking about something meaningless, while Christian just tried to ignore them, and every time they would try to talk to him he would just say "yes" or "I don't know" or even just a sarcastic giggle.

"Yo old man" Christian said while opening the door of the restaurant, his nose smelling different kinds of fish (he knows his fish), "heh pretty decent amount of people here" He thought to himself.

"I smell fish," Shinabaru said while sitting down and looking around the shop.

"Of course it's a sushi shop, stupid" The blue haired guy whispered that last part.

"I heard you" the blonde's head whipped around to meet the gaze of the blue one.

Before another argument could start Christian interrupted "So we didn't have a proper introduction, i'll start, I am Christian Tsunade the first born in the Tsunade family, I have a little sister that I care for, and I work as a waiter at this very place" Christian said with a straight face "yo sakurai i'll take the usual but with three more thanks" Christian shouted at the waiter next to him.

"Formal huh? ok then i'll go second, I am Samuel briggs, the 3rd born in a rich family, I am also a food connoisseur and a chef, and I like food, nice to meet you Tsunade-kun? Tsunade-san? Tsunade-chan?" The blue haired boy sat there wondering which was it.

"I'd prefer san but kun or sama is alright but no chan"

"Alright i'm going third" the blonde boy was puffed up and ready "I am Shinebaru Arawan, the only son of my Papa and Mama, uhh I like anime and manga I guess" The blonde boy said while totally panicking inside.

"A weeb" He thought

"My turn, uhh I guess I'm Npc Png and I have a mom? Maybe dad? I guess I like uhhhh, dogs. They are cute fluffy good boys and girls" The red haired boy said while smiling a smile of true happiness.

"This guy is like 6'8 tall and his talking about dogs, gentle giant type eh�� he thought to himself

After the sushi they headed to the Tsunade residence, even though the sibling are working jobs and their father was working his ass off in the states they only could afford a house that had three bedrooms and a living room and two bathrooms and a kitchen, it was a normal family house, but three more men joined in, as a result Samuel and Npc slept at the same room while Shinabaru slept with Christian's little sister, thinking that he would do nothing to her since he was the same height than his sister and his sister does martial arts.

"What a hectic day" he said while putting on his sleeping clothes the moon was up it was bedtime for all, since his room was in the middle he could hear the loud snoring coming from the giant and talking on the other side "Why do i have to be in the middle"

He slowly crept to his bed, his dead eyes slowly changing to eyes of sadness "I know it's been two years but, Me and Chris still miss you, I hope you can see us up there, i'm losing my mind every day in school and I know Chris is trying to help me but…. I miss you mom, I miss your food that you gave us after school, I miss the head pats you'll give us, I hope dad is alright in the states, I know he missed you as much or even more than us" he covered his eyes to hide his tears as they flowed freely as he slept.