Genesis
In the beginning, there was nothing. It was a cold infinite darkness that dwelled callously in the empitiness of space. The universe itself did not exist for there was none to call it so. That all changed when a voice was heard. On the first day, MONKE said.
"OOH OOH AHH AHH!"
Then there was light. It brightened the whole of the universe. The light glowed so much it brought in the creation of light once it has came out of its rectum. No more will there be an eternity of darkness. And MONKE, called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first days.
On the second day, MONKE said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And hence the creation of the sea and sky.
Then on the third day MONKE said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. Bring forth the creation of the first jungles.
At the Fourth, MONKE said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. And thus why we gaze the night sky from its beauty.
The Fifth day came, MONKE said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. Thou skies were blue and so were the oceans.
And in the Sixth, MONKE said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. And MONKE made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and MONKE saw that it was good. And MONKE said, Let us make Monkey's in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So MONKE created man in his own image, in the image of MONKE created he him; male and female monkeys that he created created them. Mondam and Keve were the first monkeys.
Finally on the seventh day MONKE ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.