(On oligarch yacht)
[Stacey]
"...Ok this is too much but I already got it well anyway let's start...how the f**k do I do this was it like imagine or it just comes to me."
"...I should've been prepered." *everything spinning around her*
"Wtffffdd" *darkness* "ugh wtf just happened." "Where the f**k am l."
"It looks a dimensional space that is endless where I go and everything looks like the same and I can sense Qi here."
"Ok I need to stop talking to myself."
"I seem to remember."
*pop*
"oh, ok let's see...mother f**k this sh*t worthless there's nothing accept how to gather Qi....oh."
"Ok now how do I do this sh*t, it says crisscross apple sauce, sitting down obviously and to close my eyes."
"Then focus on the Qi imagine them as colorful balls which you can't normally see and than or then send your soul to eat them like bubblegum"
"Well that's some bull sh*t." *Sigh* "Oh well that's what it says."
(Some stuff happens in the whole hour or so)
"I feel like I'm breaking through."
*5 minutes later*
"Whoa everything is glowing around it feels goo-"
*rumble*
"Argh never mind I fe-" *barf*
"Augh I just barfed some black stuff."
"I wonder what Jane is doing right now."
(Jane Now)
"WTFFF IN SORRY OK THIS IS JUST FOR CULTIVATING ITS TRUE!!!"
(MOB)
"Mother f**ker come here you little fucker!!!!!!" "you F**K I'm gonna f**king k*ll you!!!!!!"