My boyfriend and girlfriend

Ok so there oh hi he is so cute haha no don't tell him bae no oh hi umm do I know you umm no I'm Izzy oh well hi Izzy that is a cute name hehe thx what's your name oh my name is jack oh wow that is a nice name thx well got to go to class ok well bye ...next day... oh hey mom hey oh go get up your little baby bother ok wah wah wah wah shhh shhh shhh sh sh ok lets take u down stairs to mommy Ok mom her u go oh honey put him in his chair ok mom I got to go to school ok honey go on bye mom ...drive to... call bae hey so I like the guy that we saw yesterday so your Breaking up with me no never ok we could all date all of us so we would date him yea I lied him to so let's ask him out today ok there he is hi hi Izzy yea so I like u 😥 me to kiss me oh and I like guys and girls and I'm dating a girl so we all can be together ok m fine with that ...2 years later... bae yes yes which one both so I want a baby me to and we can do it like now I'm in the mood ...2 hours later... wow that was good I'm tired me to ok we'll go to sleep ... A dad later... I don't feel good me to want u guys mite be pregnant idk be ok so go take the test ok we don't have enough can u go get some baby yea ok brb ok love u be safe take urs ok ... 2 minutes later...ahhh!!