Well… i died… and it wasn't a heroic death of saving some weed, or millionaire that decided to be good and invest in health care or something, no, i died choking on my own saliva after getting slapped by a spider that decided to float down into the fan and went straight into my face, scaring the light out of me, if you get my meaning.
As for what i did during my life time, it was actually quite simple, used to be in the military for a few months before i got kicked out from pissing off my leader who threw me out cause i gave a burger to his wife who was in my team… might have also been the fact i decided to prank her with stacking dog shit in that very burger i gave her and she ate it…. Well… dont do that stuff, it doesn't do very good for the guy above you specially when they have connections.
Still, i kept that very momentum from the military and kept fit, but decided to be a otaku watching anime and gaming for some years till i died.
Anyhow…
…
"So how does it feel to die?"
An old man wearing a tuxedo, I couldn't see his face all too well, but lets just assume this is some ROB (random omnipotent being) as he had a beard…
Looking at the ROB i sat down on the chair across from the pure white table…
"Like shit. I don't recommend it to anyone."
ROB or GOD, or some worker nodded…
Then slid across a paper to me
Looking at it, it had a bunch of gibberish on it but i could somehow understand it…
1: you will hereby be granted 3 wishes of certain degrees under the condition to satisfy gods desired of being slapped.
2-
It had a bunch of more clauses and stuff but then i looked at the faceless yet bearded old ROB and nodded
"You don't have to ask twice."
Reaching across the table i gave a large mean slap across his face making large snappy sound and it even sent ROB off his seat and onto the floor…
However something weird happened…
He moaned…
"Oh… feels so good!"
My mouth twitched and regretted the decision…
However thankfully he fixed himself got up, dusted himself off and spoke
"As per the deal, ill assume you signed it, so what wishes do you want?"
Deciding not to say anything…
"Can i wish for the abilities of Vongola first? But with more power and potential?"
God stroked his beard… delicately and then nodded
"Hyper intuition will be given, along with hyper instinct, your dying will flames will become a natural part of you and you can use it at any part of your body, along with creating creatures of flame with certain intelligence… of course the scale and power will be enlarged, of course you will also have natural charisma and some of his experience."
Hearing this i became very happy
"Will it at least reach the scale of all might?"
God nodded
"With more experience and accumulation, it will exceed him greatly."
"Then i want Eternal Mangekyo."
"Yes, but you will have to slowly build it up from the ground, i will omit the step of normal mangekyo Sharingan, and grant two of your desired powers for the eyes."
"Then i want kamui, and an ability to enhance the effectiveness of my susanoo."
"Granted."
"Finally, your last wish?"
"I want to be reborn in my hero academia, with the ability to travel through the multiverse of manga, anime, novels, and movies, any world i have been to will be frozen in time and i can go back as i will it."
Nodding…
"Good, as a few extra bonuses of giving me a good slap, your life will be prolonged roughly 10000 years, and your family will be wealthy. Now come back often and slap me more."
With that he snapped his fingers and i blacked out.