Karen and chad adventures

Omg , so me and chad went to the local store today to buy some groceries, but omg , from the very start when we went to the store right outside the door there was an employee on break smoking a cigarette, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!!!!! LIKE , SERIOUSLY WHAT IF I TOOK MY CHILDREN WITH US!!! DO YOU WANT THEM TO GET SECOND HAND SMOKE ?!?!? DO YOU WANT THEM TO DIE OF LUNG CANCER?!?!???!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!!!?!?!????!?!?!??!!?!!?!??!?!??!????!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!??!??!????!?!??!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!??!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!!!!?!!?!!?!?!!?!??!?!!?! ?!????????!!?!?!?!!!!?!!!!!!?!!???!!??!!!!!?!!?!?!! ?!?!?!?!??!?!?????!!!!?!??!??!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!????!?!!??!?!?! THEN HE OPENED THE DOOR FOR ME AND CHAD AND SAID , AND I QUOTE " how are you 'all doing today" AS IF OUT OF PURE SPITE , LIKE HES ON OURR LEVEL WITH HIS STUPID F###ing CIGARETTE , FEELING SO HARRASED I DID THE ONLY THING I KNEW , I PULLED OUT MY PEPPER SPRAY AND SPRAYED HIM IN THE EYES AS CHAD TACKLED HIM SO I COULD SPRAY IN HIS MOUTH. As we were walking into the store we saw a kid with a fortnite shirt on and me and chad got into a conversation about how kids these days our so violent and then..... it hit me..........THOSE ARENT ORGANIC VEGETABLES, I IMMEDIATELY CALLED THE MANAGER AND TOLD HIM ABOUT THE DISGUSTING VEGETABLES AND THAT HE SHOULD GO TAKE A SHOWER IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, FOR GOD SAKE DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE THE WAY WE RAISE THE YOUNGER GENERATION, ME AND CHAD DROVE BACK HOME WHERE I IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TYPING UP A FACEBOOK POST WHERE I EXPLAINED HOW THAT STORE NEEDS TO BURN DOWN AND THE OWNER BE DECAPITATED , and then I wrote another post about how video games make small children be extremely violent and that they should be more peaceful , like our generation.