Panic the first thing I feel is panic. I opened my eyes to see I was strapped to a chair and I couldn't move, not even my head.I looked around and noticed
1. This is not my body
2. Everywhere around me is darkness
and 3. I'm on a throne like thing.
' Hello, Hello, you there newbie?!'
' Yes, who are you?'
' Unimportant call me ROB if it makes you feel better anyway do you know bleach?'
' I do indeed.'
' Do you know about Soya Azashiro?'
' The OP seventh Kenpachi?'
' Yea him. Well good news, you and him are now the same person.'
' That's amazing, however I am already in Muken so what am I supposed to do with this body?'
' The show starts in 300 years from now, and miraculously the seals holding you have broken *Cough* Me *Cough* or more accurately are about to.'
' So I am free but if I go and kill them all now, the show won't happen and I will die to Yamamoto or the Zero Squad or if I get passed them Yhwach will kill me in 500 years.'
'That is true but luckily for you, I have given you power, more power than you had, you can now travel dimensions and your Zanpakuto spirit can take a physical form although I did that more for her than for you because she is deeply in love with you also you and Soya were similar in personality but She probably would have figured out you weren't him so I changed it so she wouldn't think anything of it. I also made it so she is no longer just an extension of your soul so having sex with her isn't weird anymore. Although she is still very very violent, she will listen to you over her own thoughts and will not go through with a kill without your permission, I also made it so you two had a psychic link so you can talk without speaking like you could when she was just a part of your soul. She does still live as your Zanpakuto so she has basically infinite stamina and she doesn't need a home or food or water or air *Wink* although her physical form can taste, drink and breath. I made it so you and her are invisible to those not spiritually intune unless you want to be visible. I also boosted your merging power allowing you to merge yourself with someone's strength and knowledge boosting yourself significantly and you keep the boost even after you kill the person, you can also merge with Unlimited things.'
' Thank you for the boost and giving me this body.'
' No problem, anyway I'll be letting you go now, have fun with your new body and power also as soon as I leave your Zanpakuto will appear and the rest of the Seireitei will know you have escaped.'
' Alright how do I transport dimensions.'
'You will feel it. I swear.'
' Hello sweetheart'
A voice in my head says as I feel two feminine arms wrap around my shoulders.
" Hello Uro."
' Honey they are on their way, we should kill them for putting you In here!'
" No, we have better things to do than deal with them."
I say that but currently I'm waiting for them to appear so I can make a dramatic escape. I'm honestly surprised that the one leading this charge is Unohana
" Azashiro!!"
" Hello Unohana." I say as I turn to my left.
" How did you escape?!"
" A friend."
" Who?!?!?!?"
My indifferent look disappears for a split second as I smirk and open a portal to my right.
" I will be back, someday and when I return. I'll squash all of you like the bugs you are."
My smirk disappears as Isshin attacks me, as I go to attack Uro beats me too it, becoming visible and punching Isshin across the face sending him flying back towards the Soul Reaper captain's. There is extreme shock on their faces as they see my Zanpakuto spirit knock Isshin the fuck out. A chuckle escapes my throat as I watch them react, then both Uro and I leave through the portal.