On such a peaceful day from where this community was built, there exists the world of such wonder. There lies two lovers, bound by fate, living in harmony. The woman named Kristina Royal was now in her labour while the husband Bravo Avocado walked around outside the room.
Scratch that, he's just playing Fruity Crush.
Screaming over victory while her wife is screaming bloody murderer, a big cries finally break the silence (as if it's silent to begin with). Pocketing his gadget, Avocado finally went inside the cottage while hopping and singing a happy tune.
Are you asking whether he's worried about his wife?! Yeah no, his wife is super strong. Surely she can handle this much. Although she mispronounced a lot (for her ability to grasp the language of the world is not really the best for she is a lot more comfortable with her own langauge), she is a true warrior. Those tonics for the past few weeks he had been feeding her is no joke. She swallowed them whole as if there's a black hole in her tummy.
To be more precise, that baby sure as hell knew how to load them stuff well.
Checking inside, he saw his wife. "Honey, can I finally see the baby now?" he asked for he is curious about the newborn.
The wife Kristina, for her almighty red locks and pointy sharp nails glared at her husband with those piercing, icy glare. If looks could kill Avocado would've been dead all over. Just like that one Fruit Ninja game. If not more brutal.
"Dear, stomach in there still have another one," she said while gritting her teeth. Ah~ the power of labour. Surely, why the hell is the other one not sliding out?! She felt like she's dying all over.
Looking at her stomach, Avocado felt that the wife must be kidding. Why, for the stomach is so shrunk already and her face still rosy. Not really paper-white sheet as most with difficult birth do, but her complexion is still completely healthy.
"But honey, we should name our firstborn by now! Your stomach is shrunk now, there's no way that another is waiting in there," he stated his points. Ha! Common sense. In this world full of wonder he can proudly say that his common sense is still intact.
He will flaunt in front of Suika again for sure. Sucks to be him. Always bowing for his wife Meowmy like she's a goddess. Just present her a fish and that will do. Thinking about his guild Fruit Baskets really makes his head spinning. There's that cousin of his Bai Fengjiu who somehow became the mother hen of the family. God bless matriarch of the family! There's a word that she also got some partner to settle down. He pitied that partner of hers and like, just, decide to do his own things and ignore the others...?
"There's another! One more! A baby!" Kristina Royal, with her Royalty pass, said word by word with venom. She still felt uncomfortable all over. Why the hell is the other one not sliding out?! Surely there must be a way?! Is the outside world not ready for it?!!
Avocado sighed and looked at the one who delivered the baby. Uhh, the midwife! Yup, her. "Hey you, check whether my wife is lying or not!" He said in an over-dramatical tone. Can't help it. Don't say it.
The midwife did her work quickly and meticulously as if it's second nature for her. Prodding the stomach, checking the wife all over. The birthing canal also. This is his wife so Avocado as a man of course do not shy away from looking at his wife in her vulnerable state. As a man with culture, it saddened him that he did not have the ability to become a midwife himself. A guy can actually conceived in this world but a midwife man is a rarity. A pregnant guy is even rarer than that legendary pokemonster card that he bought. There's no worries for Avocado is a conservative man. Also, he is a straight man. He wouldn't find the joy of looking at another man's anal structure as if it's second nature. That's disgusting.
"It seems there's indeed another one waiting inside, milord. Just that this baby sure is strange... No matter how much I prodded, the baby is still stuck inside. Luckily your wife is a humanoid and not some measly weak humans milord, or else she will definitely die from this," the midwife said rather barbedly. Avocado ignored the criticisms as he thought about what to do with the other baby.... Ah well, scratch that. The other baby is waiting.
"My dear, since the other one is not coming out anytime soon, how about we named our first child first dear?" he asked. The baby that just came out seems quite energetic and from first look he can tell that the baby will grew up as a healthy girl. Yup, she's very energetic she's practically wailing.
"WHY NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR OTHER INBORN CHILD FIRST YOU FUCKER!!!!"
Four years have passed by and the lovely couple got separated. The mother Kristina Royal couldn't stand how indifferent her husband Bravo Avocado is while she kept her still pregnant stomach. She couldn't bear to do an abortion for she is a righteous woman. Her daughter on the other hand, good lord for while she did the trial for divorce with her husband, he managed to keep her other daughter away. And with good reasons too.
"You're pregnant with that other child. With that state of yours, there's no chance that you're able to keep the both of yourself healthy. I'll keep this child first until that other child came sliding out. Even so, there's no guarantee that she will stay by your side. The other child though is your responsibilities. From this moment on, Aone is no longer your responsibilities," and thus the edict.
As if she let him go away with just that. She make sure to scratch his face and let him know that he's not such a brave avocado after all. Because of that, he make sure to visit his wife at least twice in a week in order to protect his chastity... err...
Looking at the ex-wife's stomach, Avocado have to say that it's no longer as shrunk as 4 years ago. He actually speculated that Aone actually stole all of the nutrients from the other little one thus causing Kristina's stomach to shrunk abnormally as if there's no baby inside. Strangely, the doctor said that the baby is still alive inside, even after 4 years have passed.
Glaring at the so-called stomach with all his past year grievances inside his mind, he took out a book from his pocket. Oh no, it's no ordinary book! This book is an explosive one with 100% smut material with all those fifty shades material but more dramatical, with a blast of tragedy as well as romantic comedy!!! Truly such a tragi-comedy combination which caused his nose to bleed so goddamn hard. he didn't care about the presence of his wife at the moment for he's way too busy.
Little did he know that the little abomination actually came sliding out from the ex-wife's stomach. The ex-wife nearly fainted although she experienced first birth before. It was unexpected. She had to carry out the birth by herself (fuck her ex-husband) and now that little abomination actually came out just because of mere porn book. Now she knew just how blasted this future of this little guy already.