My head feels like someone had drove a tap into it and all the information i was storing in it was leaking out. the only explanation for this was the horrendoulsly low IQ.
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my head started to stop hurting, so I decided that now would be a good time to open the welcome gift. I clicked on the small icon next to the text and a new menu appeared.
new items:
basic fire magic (x1) some basic magic for idiots, like you
basic foraging technique (x1) now you can add some fibres into your horrible diet
basic history book (x1) this isn't all that use full, so it's the same as you
silver coins (x200) a large amount of coins that can get you a hotel for a year
map (x1) I'm sad you got this, it would be funny to watch you walk around with no way to get anywhere
basic sword (x1) a sharp sword, it's in the style of a longsword
meat (x5) basic food
water (5) basic drink
level 10 mystery book (x1) open this when your level is 10