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Believe Me, I'm UnDead

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Sarah Wessen was born a zombie and for twenty three years, she's kept that a closely guarded secret from everyone save for her family members. All she wants is to lead a normal life, become a successful blogger and hopefully, someday find a man who's willing to accept her for who she is. And that man is certainly not Park Dong-in. Sure, he may be the hottest thing to walk the earth since pineapple on pizza, and suuureee... he could steal a woman's breath away with one look (Ha! Joke's on you asshole, I don't breathe), but the man is the biggest pain in the behind she's ever had the misfortune to meet.
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Chapter 1 - Dead As A Doornail

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Post #12: Zombies Get a Bad Rep.

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Braaaiiiinnns....

Nasty, goey, vomit inducing organ, let me tell you. I have it on good authority that no self respecting zombie would ever dream of taking a bite of that fetid grey matter. Eeeewwww.

Also, while I'm on the subject of brains; or a lack of thereof, let it be noted that no zombie with an iota of sense would stagger around like a half-witted fish struggling to take its last breath moaning the word "braaaiins"

I mean, c'mon...really Hollywood? Is that the best you could come up with? And what's with the rotting flesh and black teeth? It's as ridiculous as Edward Cullen glittering in the sunlight.

Hollywood has really given zombies a bad rep.