"You guys never help with money at least help me find a way in getting money," I whinned.
"What about your rich girl?" Tao asked.
"I can't ask money from a girl," I sighed.
"Then strave."
"Don't lose hope. Try something else," Horis smiled at me and started reading his book again.
"Ugh~ Land lady calling again."
"Gimme that," Horis snatched the phone from my hand.
"Yip's stomach isn't good. He's-"
"She didn't believe you. You have been giving same excuse for years. Come up with new one," Tao grinned.
"Hey. Look, this one's pay good," Liu showed us the advertisement for a babysitter.
"That's right. I can do this job," I smiled.
"Did you see the requirements?" Horis pointed a requirement : Any woman aged 20-40 can contact.
"Shit. Why?" I mourned.
Liu and Horis patted my back.
"In next life, pray to become a girl," Liu consoled me.
"Hey, you can become now. All we need clothes and wig," Horis said.
"That's a good idea," Tao and Liu agreed with Horis.
"What if they find out?"
"You're shorter than average boy, round face, not masculiar, they are not gonna doubt you. Of course, they aren't gonna check your private part."
Horis's points weren't wrong yet it seemed like he was adoring me while pinching me in the back.
I called the number and a middle aged woman picked up.
"I'm interested in babysitting. My CV..okay, I will send it."
"Well, they aren't gonna appoint a stranger. Shit," I sighed.
"Liu has a sister," Horis looked at Liu.
"Whaaa.."
"Help me, buddy. I don't wanna live on a street."
"Fine," Liu agreed.
The next day, we bought dress, wig, then I had a long photo secession. Liu changed his sister's photo with mine. He was good at this kind of stuffs.
According to Liu's sister's CV : My name was Zoe Yan, Age 23, Undergraduate, Unmarried.
I sent the CV to that woman's email.
We had a tough day so we rolled on the same bed at Liu's room.
The next morning, my eyes opened with a beep sound. I checked email and I was approved to meet.
I kicked their twisted ass and woke them up, "I need to meet her at 9 am. It's already 8:30, help me to get ready."