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Chapter 3 - [Arc 1]Chapter 2

Ray's POV

'Mhm', Ray thought to himself. 'This life sucks turtle eggs.', Ray thought depressedly.

Ray had been in his new life for a grand total of one month and he knew it sucked. 'The technology in this world is a few hundred or thousand years past my previous world.', Ray thought while turning over in his cradle.

This world has lots of things but it misses something important. 'Ugeeeeeeh, so bored...', Yes, that was entertainment.

This world has so many things including laser beams, teleporters and even a goddamn donut AI, however it's missing entertainment. 'I want to age faster, damn it!', Ray thought as he guessed that he could have entertainment at a older age. However this wasn't all that irritated Ray.

'Where the hell are my parents?!', Ray hadn't seen his parents since he was born, and the only person he actually saw was the maid and probably the head maid. Ray thought one of the two maids was an important maid because the brown haired and green eyed maid that he saw at 'day 1' always saluted and payed her respects to her while saying 'Ma'am', which instantly made him think she's head maid.

Ray also mastered the language within a week of being born. It was pretty simple considering that if he just made it seem like he was curious about something then the maid would just start talking randomly with lots of information, forgetting Ray's a baby then start blushing.

'I need to know how to read and write...', Ray thought as he once again turned over in his cradle.

'Mhm?', Ray turned over to the the ceiling. 'You ask why I'm not training my magic or any power like those fantasy novels and anime?', Ray questioned his imaginary audience.

"UGYAAAAA!", He screamed as he thought: 'Because that's stupid! Handling [Mana] is dangerous because it's volatile, that's why you should practice [Mana Manipulation] when your like 3 years old because that's when your body can handle the weakest impact of a [Mana] problem.'

"UGYAAAAAAH!"

'Then there's the problem of training [Qiqong] at a young age. [Qiqong] has a lot to do with the regeneration of cells and using this while young could work in two ways. Grow into an old man or shrink back into a fetus.' He explained.

'If you try to process [Mana] into [Prana] you may process too much and become a human bomb.' He once again explained.

'Lastly, if you try to train [Haki] then you can become a blood bomb.' He finished off with:

'I bet you 3 donuts that anyone who has tried to even manipulate their [Mana], [Prana], [Qiqong] or [Haki] while young have exploded or died in some way.'

"Yeeeearh", Ray yawned as he felt a wave of fatigue hit him.

'Guess it's time to sleep', he thought as he let the fatigue consume him.

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RUFFLE RUFFLE...

'Mhm?', Ray thought as he felt a presence look at him. He opened his eyes and saw something interesting.

'A woman?', he questioned as he looked at the woman in front of him. The woman had black hair and blue eyes and she also harboured a average figure, however he noticed something. She was pregnant.

Ray smiled because he noticed she too was smiling.

"Oh?", she pondered as she put a hand on the side of her chin, while gently smiling. The woman pondered for a while but the she went over to Ray's head and then ruffled his hair - which made Ray feel sleepy once again - and gently kissed his forehead.

Chu~

"Sweet dreams, Ray.", the woman said while backing away and proceeded to exit the room.

'Finally! Someone that's kind!', Ray exclaimed in joy. 'Well then, time to sleep once again!', Ray closed his eyes once again and began to sleep.

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RUFFLE RUFFLE...

'Again?', he sloppily said inwardly as he opened his eyes, only to find one girl patting my head while having two of her companions hide behind her.

'It's the maid and more maids?', Ray deduced as he looked at the trio. The first girl was the maid from day one, but the other two Ray didn't know.

The second girl who was hiding on the right of the regular maid was someone who seemed to come from the northern area. Or at least it was northern in my previous world. She had natural white hair which extended towards her neck, like the regular maid. She also donned sea-blue eyes that glistened like gems.

Finally, on the left of the regular maid was a blonde who had emerald eyes, both the girls had figures below average, so I guess they're only 16, or something?

'They seem pretty shy.', he thought. An idea popped up in Ray's mind, hence he gave them the trademark smile.

RUFFLE RUFFLE... RUFFLE RUFFLE..

'Heh. All according to keikaku (plan).', Ray grinned as he felt numerous patting from all three girls.

RUFFLE RUFFLE... RUFFLE RUFFLE.. RUFFLE RUFFLE... RUFFLE RUFFLE...

The incessant head-patting seemed to immediately make Ray drowsy as he slowly fell asleep...

"He's so cu~te!", the blonde maid said.

"True.", the northern looking maid added on.

"Shhh~!", the regular maid tried to calm them down but to no avail.

"But Bella~!", the blonde commented in frustration.

'So regular maid is 'Bella', huh?', Ray thought as he added on: 'Nice to meet you, Bella, I'm Ray.'

"Nope, Leila. Stop.", Bella warned the blonde - who is called Leila - as she waved her finger at her.

"What about Viola?", Leila questioned.

"She stopped a while ago and already left.", Bella answered.

"Oka~y.", Leila stopped patting the sleeping Ray and left the room.

Bella looked at Ray's sleeping face and smiled as she leaned onto Ray's sleeping face.

Chu~

Bella leaned back and as she was taking one last look at Ray she muttered:

"Sweet dreams."

CLICK

The door closed and all that remained was a baby boy sleeping in his cradle.