[ Welcome to the System ]

"Ah! Hello!" Redd greeted the system. He was already dead, but it seems he was going to get a system and transmigrate!

Wasn't that just so cool!

[ Main Mission Issued ]

"Oh! Already?" Redd was taken aback. Wasn't this system too unprofessional to directly drag him to the main mission?

[ Make Them Laugh ]

"Whom?" Redd tried imagining himself scratching his head. His soul was still in a dark place and he hadn't transmigrated yet. So he had no idea whom the system was referring to.

Suddenly, his spirit vision went blank. And next second, he opened his eyes into a new world, in a new body.

'So I have transmigrated! This feeling is quite good!' Redd nodded to himself.

After adjusting his soul to the new body, Redd started observing his surroundings.

And he was instantly stunned by what he saw.

Bars! Iron bars! He was in a prison cell!

"Heavens! Did I transmigrate into a criminal's body?" Redd eyeballs rolled towards the sky in fury. Though he did not have many achievements in his past life, transmigrating him into a criminal's body was too much isn't it?

[ Innocents Can't Be Hurt To Satisfy The Host ]

Redd rolled his eyes at the system's message.

'Innocents can't be harmed, so you chose a part-time rapist and full time murderer's body for me?' Redd already read the memories that came with his possession of this body and knew that the original soul of this body was a cruel man that raped and killed many people.

[ That's Correct ]

'Correct your head!' Redd didn't know what he should do with this system. With how the system was acting right now, his future was bleak wasn't it?

Redd read many system novels back on earth and knew that there were sadistic systems that tortured their hosts just to add spice to the host's life.

Was he going to suffer just like them?

Praying inwardly that he wasn't given a sadistic system, Redd proceeded to ask the system some questions.

'How do you work? Do I need to kill to get Xp and Xp is used to level myself up?'

[ I Am The Simplest System In The Universe ]

'Is that supposed to be something great?' Redd mocked inwardly as a new set of words appeared in his mind.

[ I Only Issue A Single Main Mission, Nothing Else ]

[ Host Will Be Rewarded With Attributes When He Completes The Main Mission ]

[ Main Mission: Make Them Laugh ]

'Oh! Isn't this system too simple? Does this mean my system doesn't have Shop, Inventory, Lottery, Side Missions, Attribute Panel, and all the other cool functions that make up a normal system?'

'Wait! Can you call a system that does not work like a system, a system?'

'Am I scammed?'

[ The Main Mission Is Issued ]

[ The Responding Function Of The System Is Now Terminated To Facilitate Maximum Freedom To The Host ]

[ Bye Bye ]

"..."

Everything happened too fast that Redd could not process what he was going through!

After a short while, he sighed.

'Really is the simplest System ever made! It's only complex responding function is terminated too.'

Redd was little depressed. In a new world, a system wasn't only a cheat that allowed main characters to shine, but it was also a emotional attachment that supported the main characters.

Without the system acting as an emotional attachment, most transmigrators would either die of depression of become crazy! Of course, there are some transmigrators who have high adaptability to sweep through everything. It was often these transmigrators that shine high above others. The transmigrators with systems are a notch below them!

It was soon time for dinner in the prison. Guards opened the prisoner's cells one by one and urged them towards the prison mess.

Redd, who was now 'prisoner Bear', aligned with other prisoners and made his way to the mess.

The prison mess was quite hygienic and the food wasn't as bad as Redd had imagined it to be. He was given an egg, some white rice and some curry.

Redd was feeling quite tired. The prisoner Bear whose body Redd was currently occupying was killed in a prisoners brawl, which allowed Redd to take over this body.

Though Prisoner Bear was dead, his body remained weak even after Redd took over. Without some quality rest and food, it would be tough for Redd to return this body's condition back to normal.

'As expected of my shitty simplest system! It did not even heal my body!'

After finishing his meal, Redd was ready to test the Main Mission given out by his system.

He slowly walked to a prisoner that had '231' on his t-shirt. The 231 was the number that was assigned to the prisoner when he first entered the prison. In here, the number was more than enough to identify the prisoner.

This 231 number was the guy who killed the original Prisoner Bear in the brawl! He was looking towards Redd for quite some time and hadn't touched his dinner yet. It seems he was very anxious to see 'Prisoner Bear' still moving.

"Hello, brother. How are you?" Redd sat beside number 231. He put his left arm over 231's shoulder and smiled.

"H..Hello, Bear." 231 stammered his words. After all, he had checked Bear's pulse after their brawl and had confirmed Bear was dead. But here he was, sitting beside him with a hand on his shoulder.

Obviously, 231 was scared shitless.

"Haha! Don't worry. I don't hold a grudge against you! In fact, I'm convinced of your strength and want to become your friend!" Redd patted 231's shoulder twice to calm the fellow.

"Y..you don't hold a grudge?" 231 stammered again. Just when he was feeling what Redd said made sense, he saw Redd extend his hand and take the egg from his plate.

Redd then ate the egg shamelessly before turning his face towards 231. He smiled and said, "We are already friends, you don't mind me eating a single egg, do you?" Redd's smile was extremely bright at the moment.

"Haha! Of course no! We are friends from now!" 231 composed himself and laughed. He thought what Redd said made perfect sense.

Inside a prison, the strong were respected, and he was strong! It was natural that Redd would want to befriend him. Now that they were friends, he obviously didn't mind giving away a single egg.

[ Main Mission Accomplished ]

[ +1 Stamina ]

'It's as I thought!' Redd's eyes brightened. The main mission was accomplished as long as the other party laughed! It doesn't matter why the other party laughed.

Just now, 231 laughed on habit, yet Redd was awarded attribute points! This made things a lot easier!