It's Valentine's day and I can already see Mayumi trolling people with her chocolates and to top it off she asked my help to make them sentient...
Let's just say those bitter chocolates are going to make people hurt physically and emotionally. Not even I was expecting their voice to be so deep and rough.
Although I doubt Tatsuya will have much of an expression since he's incapable of it, I am looking forward to Hattori's expression. On the other hand Mayumi threw me off her kitchen after she finished her troll chocolates so she can make mine.
So I had a nice conversation with the twins and even made them a little window with Kaleidoscope, window can show different places of space on random like planets, black holes, supernovas and etc. without giving them a way to spy on people or something dangerous. Window is totally safe with no chances of explosion.
Kouichi was shocked to see it but didn't mind it, it's surprising that a man called "Sly Fox" is this soft towards his own family. I was totally expecting that window to "disappear".
On the school side of things Lina was absent minded due to the fact she is without field backup now and they won't let her go back to USNA yet.
It's sad that she doesn't know USNA preparing an attack on Tatsuya yet and probably me as well.
I am just enjoying trolling the spies around my house, one time they painted my house to pink in retaliation but they woke up with their hariw painted pink next day.
_____
"Why..." My voice is hollow.
"Why is there so many chocolates?" No one comes to my help, I didn't think people would give me chocolate, I was expecting from the gang but why do I have 20 piled on top of each other on my desk.
I can see Honoka, Miyuki and Lina giving me sympathetic looks. The two of the chocolates are from Miyuki with ice blue box and white box from Honoka...
I am going to have to give them gifts on white day right? I never participated on Valentine's day before not even in MHA.
"Turns out you are more popular than you thought Fujimaru" Honoka decides to anwser my question. I groan and take note of the names of the people who give me chocolates as the trio giggles.
At lunch we discover that Leo is out of hospital and came to school good for him. After school I helped Mayumi to give her chocolate to Hattori and Tatsuya.
"Hattori, here this is for you" Mayumi presents the chocolate with glee as unsuspecting victim takes it with joy and proceeds to eat it.
"Be gentle sugar, I am delicate~" A deep male voice comes to ears as Hattori bites the chocolate and gets mortified from the voice and the taste.
I will say, it was awesome to watch him eat the whole thing since the chocolate started "Dirty Talking" and he couldn't take it and forced himself to eat it all, eventually he passed out.
Unfortunately Tatsuya didn't have the same reaction but seeing his eyes go hollow and asking help was enough.
On the other hand Mayumi did a pitiful kabedon that was ruined by her short stature before giving me "safe" chocolates my precognition didn't warn me so I ate it with glee it was indeed good and she also passed some from her sisters since they loved their early gift.
Once I was home I was called by Maya and went to Yotsuba house and what I saw made me swallow my saliva.
Maya covered her breasts with chocolate and wrapped like a present. {She used Data Fortification to not get burned by hot chocolate}
"Happy Valentine's day~" I am certainly not complaining about this.
_____
Next day I heard some rumors about the HAR Pixie that the school owns started smiling even though she does not have such functions.
It's funny that "magicians" get scared of "supernatural" they'd be devastated to learn what they're doing doesn't count as "true magic".
I of course knowing what's up went there when Tatsuya was called to check it but Hattori stopped me.
"Fujimaru sorry but we have enough onlookers"
"Ah but I know what's going on with Pixie"
"You do?"
"Have you ever seen me lie?"
"Sorry, please go ahead then"
Getting in I can see that Tatsuya and Isori are talking about how to proceed but they stopped after seeing me.
"Fujimaru why are you here?"
"I have an idea what happened to the Pixie but do your inspection first."
'Cortana contact that parasite inside the robot and teach her the ropes I can't be bothered with her problems just make sure she's not evil'
[Got it!]
I let them do their thing and just waited until Pixie hugged Tatsuya and laughed like I was expecting it.
"Hahaha she's really in love this is brilliant!"
"Fujimaru stop laughing and explain!" Miyuki's voice is cold as ice.
"Sorry, she has a parasite in her and happens to be in love with Tatsuya hahaha!" At this point I am on the ground as everyone looking at me like I am mad.
"What do you mean she has a parasite?"
"Wait let me explain before you guys kill the poor thing, parasites are attracted to subconscious desires of their hosts the ones we faced were all violent because of their hosts were not good people but this Parasite happens to get her personality from someone who's has pure love and devotion towards Tatsuya so she's good" I finished my explanation Pixie was bobbing her head with a gentle smile the whole time agreeing my explanation.
"Then who's personality she has?" Miyuki mutters to herself not realizing the very red faced Honoka.
Next Mizuki took her glasses off and confirmed that the energy patterns resembles Honoka kicking the poor girl who's metaphorically on the ground.
Before she can recover Pixie who finished her "fast paced training" with the help of Cortana started speaking her eternal love and devotion kicking Honoka even more and causing her to retaliate but her efforts were stopped by Miyuki and Erika who made sure she didn't move or speak.
In the end Pixie finished her declaration with a big warm smile but the damage have already been done to poor Honoka.
"What are we going to do with her..."
"Have her take a geis to make sure she's on your side and let her help you she has scary potential for magic." I say while munching on one of the chocolates I got on Valentine's.
["I agree with my master Pixie has been a good student"]
"Huh?"
"Cortana has been teaching her the ropes, take care of her she's going to be a great ally by the way Tatsuya here thank me later" I say my bit after giving Tatsuya Intel about how he's going to get attacked and left, now that Tatsuya has Pixie other Parasites are not needed and Shiba siblings can take care of their own.
I have nothing left to do other than graduating which is rather easy after I handled the bothersome people.
Teleporting to the highest place in Japan I flex Kaleidoscope and locate the original dimension the parasites came from which is actually turned to be a type of spirit land...
Poor things got corrupted into tentacles due to human subconscious and with another mental flex the parasites except Pixie goes back home.
I would have send Pixie as well but she's seriously devoted to Tatsuya.
"Sigh I worked hard today I wonder if Maya is free tonight..." Unfortunately my power move has made her business a bit complicated so she didn't have time.
_____
There's ten times the "people" around my house, it's only natural they'd attack me as well but unfortunately for them I transformed into a old lady that happened to be my neighbor.
Actually she doesn't exist in the first place, Yakumo and I made this identity for this kinda stuff. Now I can get in my "neighbor's" house as her and plan my next move.
Getting in my second house I gear up to handle these chumps and show them how it's done but before that I aim Ultrimatrix which I should come up with a better name for it to sky and take control of all USNA satellites.
'Cortana show them a loop and fake the comms'
[Yes sir! happy hunting]
I give a vicious grin, I have been pranking these guys for a month let's see if they learned anything. Although I am a bit disappointed that they didn't send Lina after me...
Getting out of my second home through the back I start using all those shinobi skills Yakumo taught me, even if they're all illusions and fast movement they come in handy as I quietly get to their backs and inject something truly despicable.
After I am done with them they will never be able to use magic, I am using a type of poison that targets the MCA and destroys it, created with courtesy of Yotsuba research and pure boredom, all of these people are just getting crippled because some dude in USNA got afraid of me.
Heh I should pay a visit to their president.
After I took out my last soldier and moved them to appropriate places, I am finished and I let Cortana release the loop and open comms. before I moved towards Angie Sirius distance means nothing to me.
[Master why did you arrange them like a middle finger?]
'I know some Colonel is watching it, I figured it would get the message across'
Teleporting here I found Angie readying her strategic weapon towards Tatsuya well I hate her but I don't hate her enough to cripple her.
"Semblance: Alter Reality" As I spoke Lina fell to the ground because I closed her access to MCA with my semblance with some conditions, it's been a while since I used my semblance, too bad it used up half of my chakra thankfully I understand MCA enough to alter it with my semblance.
"You!"
"Why are you USNA people have to be so fucking stupid congrats you're no longer a magician" I say as I flung Lina on to my shoulder.
"Wha what!? I can't... what did you do!?"
Not answering to the tear stricken girl I teleported to the Colonel Virgina Brown that's been watching the operation.
"Yo!" I waved at them as I threw Lina to a couch and they pulled their guns and CADs at me.
"Semblance: Alter Reality" And now they can't use magic on Japanese soil.
"It was nice to meet you idiots but I have a date with your president."