I kept pestering Dabi on the way, I mean after all I am supposed to be high right now, not that I am not. Drug removed the little dam that's keeping my thoughts to myself.
"Will you just shut up!"
"By the way damn dude you look like you got roasted, I guess Reddit Roast Me is really dangerous as my mom says"
"Enough!" Dabi roars, at this time several flash grenades go off at the distance.
"Huh, talk about going over board" I completely ignores Dabi.
We got interrupted by twice before he could comment, this guy is just discount deadpool.
"Hey Twice did you know this whole world is just a manga"
"Really that's so cool/messed up"
Due to me not being able to shut my mouth I was incapacitated by that guy who can compress stuff.
Well, I had to let him since my passive defense is enough to stop the process.
Being inside a marble is weird, there's nothing in here and you can see outside but the camera angle is weird.
I wonder is this how pokéballs work...
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When I "woke up" I mean they got me out of the marble I was seated next to Bakugou, he seemed shocked and looked even more shocked as they injected someone to my arm.
[Heroin... It should help you focus, it's kinda funny how drugs work when you're clinically insane]
"Hey Bakugou, nice seeing you tonight, hahaha."
"Huh, didn't think he'd be sarcastic under drugs whatever" Shigaraki muses.
"Drugs!?"Bakugou yells.
"Oh right he need a clear head to use his quirk after all controlling time and space is hard work he even avoided fighting Midnight"
"I was just afraid I would molest her, have you seen that ass, that ass is illegal" Room stilled, I know AFO is listening and I really wonder his expression.
"Well what can we expect from a teenager" Kurogiri sighs.
"Pst, Bakugou?"
"Why are you whispering? they can hear us anyway"
"Right.... Do you know that invisible chick from the class?"
"Yeah what of it?"
"She isn't invisible to me!" I declare with a large grin, to be honest even Bakugou was taken back by this revelation.
"Doesn't she go around naked with her hero costume?"
"Ding ding ding correct!"
"Enough talking! you're giving me a headache"
"Well, you clearly didn't use the chapstick I gave you, so you don't have any right to complain about this" Ohh he looks livid now.
"Tomura, send him to here. I decided to handle him first before you kill him" AFO talks from the laptop?
"Kurogiri take him"
"Wait! I have one more thing I want to tell"
"Fine..." I love how he looks completely done with my shit.
"Hey, vampire ojou chan can you come here please" I call out to Himiko Toga.
"Ohh it's my turn what do you have for me?" She looks interested good.
"Come a little more closer" She comes into range and...
*Kiss*
"Yeah, I am ready now." I say while licking my lips, Toga is on the ground heavy breathing, the rest look lost, even Bakugou looks lost.
"Bitch stole my first kiss!"
Before I could be killed by frantic Toga I got teleported, this guy's teleportation is a mess, thankfully it gave me some insights to better my own.
Once the whole darkness of Kurogiri disappeared I found myself in a dark warehouse.
"I know villains don't get paid much but you guys can't be broke enough to forgo lights"
"Hahaha, sorry it's been a while since I needed light to see"
"Then you must be really blind"
"Indeed I am"
"Good luck?"
"I don't need luck, whatever let's get down to business, you see normally I won't take quirks that needs extensive training to use properly but yours is just too precious that I will be helping myself with it"
As he talked I primed Za Warudo, there's no need for flashy confrontations. Once the time inside the warehouse has stopped I broke out of my bindings, the first thing I checked was the laptop.
I made sure it's microphone is muted, then I walked to the Mr Potato Head and fired a couple Gandr to his head.
You see I am not planning on killing him myself but Gandr decrease physical health and AFO is old enough that he might just need a second body.
There was this whole theory about him raising Shigaraki to take over his body, since the software can only run good as the hardware.
He's getting weaker and by giving AFO to Shigaraki he can just take over a better vessel and Shigaraki gone through lots of experimenting to handle quirks better.
So here I am, about to end Midoriya's whole career...
[He would still be a hero master]
'It was just a meme Cortana'
After I made sure he will be a vegetable preferably potato I released my hold on time and watched as he fell to the ground.
He still seems like he has a semblance of consciousness so I walked up to him.
"Ohh great AFO fell and he can't get up how cute"
I might get used to acting like this.
[Master, please]
Before I was able to answer Cortana I saw a movement and got my flashlight out of my inventory and pointed it at the noise only to see the new naked hero Ragdoll...
She's looking at me with some fear and reverence but mostly reverence, while I am looking at her if you know what I mean.
"You took him down?" She started walking here.
Hmm she's green down there as well.
"Hey are you listening?" She's getting closer.
"Ragdoll!" She froze.
"What?"
"Nice body!" I flash her my best winning smile and give her thumbs up.
She of course went "Kyaa" and crouched before I threw her a blanket.
"If you had them why didn't you give me before"
"I wanted to etch the moment into my memory"
"Pervert!"
"Thank you" That's actually a compliment since I am much worse than that.
"It wasn't a compliment!"
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Ragdoll wanted to call the police after we tied up AFO but I assured her by plucking the tracker I swallowed...
Being able to phase stuff is awesome. Now knowing the help is already on the way I gave her my shorts and shirts and set up a table outside the warehouse.
I know Mount Lady is going to wreck this place, we even got our sack of potatoes out since I don't know if he can survive as he is now.
"Hello, is this Pizza-La Camino store?, Yeah I want five no six large All Might specials with extra cheese, yeah the address is this (Insert Address Here) Thank you very much"
Ragdoll is giving me a look.
"What don't tell me you're not hungry"
"Don't you have food in your inventory?"
"Yes but it doesn't come with troll factor on the side" Ragdoll was going to answer but stopped and looked into my eyes.
My pupils are dilated, she's a pro she must know how to recognize people who are high.
"Your eyes"
"Sigh they thought I won't be able to use my power if I was high since it's taxing me mentally"
"It certainly didn't stop you"
"It actually helped who would have thought Hahaha!"
"You're not becoming an addict!"
"Nah there are legal drugs if I want to get high" Like that blue Greek lotus that's legal since you need prana to make it a drug.
As she was about to talk the pizza delivery guy and his escorts came, escorts being Pro Hero Best Jeanist, Mount Lady and that tiger dude from Pussycats.
"Ohh finally I was starving" I took AFO's wallet and used his premium black credit card as the heroes watched me paying the pizza with Villains most possibly stolen money.
After we sent back the Pizza guy everybody sat down in awkward silence.
Best Jeanist spoke "Will anyone explain what's going on..."
"Wait, we still have incoming"
"Who?"
"Midoriya and the other three come out I have All Might specials"
Yelling at the not so suspicious alley Heroes quickly noticed the four students awkwardly trying to leave the premise.
They came while I was "not peeking" Ragdoll and forgot to leave in their confusion.
"Hahaha it's nice to see you're okay Ritsuka" Momo awkwardly scratches her hair.
"Ye-yeah but who's that tied up guy" Kirishima asks.
"Some dude named All for One, I call him Mr Potato Head" Poor Midoriya tripped and fell Haha this is awesome.
"How did you take him down!?"
"Turns out getting drugged over some degree helps with my "quirk" I used space bullshit to take him down"
"Language young man" Are you happen to be Steve Rogers, Best Jeanist.
"Anyway let's eat!"