Once the conversation started, Li Zheng and Shi Yang felt the last bit of gloom lift from their hearts. The two walked back to the sofa in the lobby, both completely relaxed.
But in Wu Shu's eyes, it seemed very eerie.
"I know that boys' fun is generally quite simple..." Wu Shu looked from one to the other and asked in a hushed voice with a raised eyebrow, "So you two just now... were competing to see who could... who could... pee farther?"
"Ah!" Shi Yang exclaimed, "Queen, how can you say such a thing!"
"What's wrong with that?" Wu Shu chuckled, "Shall I translate for you? Men derive pleasure from proving the strength of their urinary muscles?"
"Enough, don't talk about it anymore."
Li Zheng, however, stood to the side, stroking his chin thoughtfully, "Indeed... peeing far does make one happy. When I was younger, I would intentionally try to pee further... It turns out a man's happiness is really that simple. Queen, you understand men well, All hail."
