"F*ck you!"
The melancholic Fang Ran suddenly flung his belt to the wayside. The belt hit the ground with a flat thud, much like a stick would. Looking at his straight belt, Fang Ran covered his face with both hands, unable to handle the sight of it.
"I must have destroyed a galaxy in my past life. I must have! If not, why am I subjected to this kind of embarrassment?!"
Never has the first power of an uprising hero been his own belt transforming into a wand!
Jobs once said, 'How can you get fired from a company you started?'
Fang Ran also wanted to raise a similar profound philosophical question, 'How can a person's life be saved by his own belt?'
'Forget it, calm down, pick up the belt first!'
'Fang Ran, you must stay calm…'
'The more heat you are under, the more you must show your composure as a man!'
'Let's start by analyzing the situation according to the pattern of events in a certain web novel when the male lead, Long Aotian, was pulled into the God Room.'
'First of all, I don't know where this is.'
'Secondly, I don't know how to leave this place.'
'Next, I don't know what has happened.'
'Finally, I reached a conclusion.'
…
"F*ck analysing! It started with a train station collapsing, then a building collapsing, what can I analyze from a situation where buildings are collapsing wherever I go?!"
Abruptly, he flung the belt in his hand to the ground again. The belt, which had just changed its form, suffered abandonment for the second time. Fang Ran was flustered and exasperated, and he couldn't care less about the feelings of his belt!
'No, stay calm!'
'Fang Ran, you must stay calm…'
'First of all, let's analyze the situation sensibly. Since my belt… bah! My wand has been activated, it means that my belt… bah! My wand has magic…'
'Which means that I really can release magic using the method shown in the anime?'
Fang Ran's first reaction was to feel happy, but f*ck… Ahem. His brows furrowed as he felt that things-would-not-be-that-simple.jpg.
'As for the other unfortunate events, erm…. No, isn't it a novel experience to see a building collapse in front of you, it's not yours anyway…'
'Besides, you see, the most important thing is…'
'That idiotic zombie was crushed to death!'
Mwahahaha! (Laughing hysterically with arms akimbo)
Thinking about the crushed zombie that had been chasing him until his soles were about to wear out, Fang Ran was momentarily stunned before bursting into hysterical laughter.
'That's right, since that stupid zombie has been crushed to death, that is to say, I was saved by my belt just now…'
'Nobody! No living creature saw that!'
"I am indeed overflowing with good luck!"
Fang Ran nodded slightly and said shamelessly. Then, he picked up his belt… wand, and was about to leave, when suddenly, the debris at the side rumbled and fell.
The familiar upper body of the zombie was immediately reflected from Fang Ran's dilated and shaking pupils.
"Ss! Roar!"
'Ah, this familiar roar.'
The air immediately became still. The zombie also went silent as well and exchanged a deep affectionate gaze with Fang Ran that lasted five seconds. It might be the scent of love that is wafting in the air…
Ermmm…
"Roar!!!"
"What the f*ck!!!"
The zombie was the first to break the silence, its roar was like a general issuing a challenge. Spreading its arms wide open as it prepared to pounce on Fang Ran. Unfortunately for it, its lower body was stuck underneath the rubble
Late night, an uninhabited city, roaring, an inhuman zombie. To superstitious common folks who have only lived ordinary lives, this combination would definitely not lose out to a scene from a horror movie, inciting horror within those watching.
Fang Ran was unwilling to stop. But alas, his legs turned to jelly and he fell to his knees before Father Zombie!
Think about it. If it was not from God's perspective, if it was you in this situation and you suddenly found yourself in an uninhabited and empty city at night, with your lungs burning from running on the streets at night in order to escape from the terrifying creature that was hot on your heels, would you not take a rest at any opportunity you get?
Another thing, like a spirit that kept lingering around; How could a building falling on the zombie not crush it to death?
'What should I do! What should I do! What should I do?!'
Now, without any ounce of arrogance he had before, Fang Ran started frantically thinking about ways to get out of this situation.
…
…
"Slash!"
In mid-air, a sword flash streaked across the sky. Standing on the flying sword, Ye Sheng extended her sword fingers. A concentrated sword energy slashed towards the middle-aged gentleman.
"Hehe, truly outstanding, possessing this level of ability at such a young age."
The middle-aged gentleman smiled gently. Lifting his cane, he used it to tap on the ground. With that tap, an enormous savage demon suddenly climbed out of a crack that appeared out of nowhere and stood in front of the middle-aged gentleman as a barricade.
Bump!
The sword energy cleanly bisected the demon before leaving an insignificant trace on the demonic gentleman.
"Damn it!"
Ye Sheng frowned and cussed under her breath. Taking a deep breath, she calmed herself down and looked for another opportunity to push the offensive on the middle-aged gentleman.
At this moment, there were fights taking place in more than one part around the rubble that was once a tall skyscraper. Just the collision of lightning and flames in the intact lower floors that set off loud explosions from time to time, were enough to shake the ground beneath the middle-aged gentleman's feet.
"Oh, this is really lively." The middle-aged gentleman smiled and shook his head. Looking at Ye Sheng, he appeared earnest as he said, "Young lady, how about you just stop here. Why is there a need to come after me?"
"If you leave obediently, I will naturally not bother you,"
Ye Sheng said coldly. The middle-aged gentleman shook his head and said resignedly,
"Hah, what a pity. In that case, I have no choice but to…"
"Kill you."
The moment he finished talking, Ye Sheng's eyes narrowed! She suddenly felt an extreme danger creeping upon her!
"Sister Sheng! Be careful!"
Hua Ling, who was restraining someone else, cried out as she pointed to somewhere behind Ye Sheng's back!
Without thinking, Ye Sheng lifted her sword and turned around, putting the sword horizontally in front of her to ward off the incoming danger. However, before she could get a clear look of the demon behind her, she was punched in the abdomen, and her entire body flew towards a certain direction like a meteor!
…
…
On the other side, Fang Ran, who was confronting the zombie, finally found a solution!
He realized that he could probably climb over the wall behind him. Once he climbed over the walls, he simply had to push the rubble over and no one would be able to climb over!
'F*ck! There really is always a way out!'
'Also, I really am extraordinarily quick-witted!'
"You can remain stuck here on your own!"
Forcibly suppressing his fear, Fang Ran threw out this parting remark before dashing away.
'Heh! Just have to climb over the wall!'
Fang Ran ecstatically dashed towards that direction. Just after taking two steps, he spotted a black shadow in the opposite direction of the collapsed building, and it was coming straight towards him from the sky.
Boom!
With a loud boom, it crash landed in front of him.
Before his eyes, his last saving grace, the wall, collapsed.
Fang Ran was speechless.
'No way… Is it really necessary to make me eat my words like this?!'
A second later, Fang Ran quivered as he looked blankly at his palm, quaking in fear and doubt, filled with despair as a horrifying possibility struck him.
Could it really be that buildings collapse wherever I go?!
Present time, Fang Ran was in a huge state of shock and stupefaction. He did not even notice the delirious Ye Sheng in the pile of rubble.
"Roar!"
The zombie let out another roar, pushing away the rubble around itself. It seemed like Fang Ran would need to run away again.
But, seeing this, Fang Ran finally gave up and let out a turbid breath as if he had accepted his fate. Clutching his hair, he sighed in resignation.
"Okay, Fate, you've won."
'I'll use it, I'll use it, alright?!'
No longer caring whether the thing in his hand was a belt or a wand, Fang Ran pushed all distracting thoughts aside. Every movement in his memory was awakened in his mind!
The wand began to spin in Fang Ran's hands!
"I order you to turn into the sharpest sword in my hand!"
He took out a thick card of exceptional quality, and imitating Sakura's action in the anime, he threw the card in front of him. Even though he felt his actions were extremely embarrassing and shameful, he still raised the wand in his hand up high and shouted in a low voice through gritted teeth,
"Seal release!"
Then…
The Clow Card fell directly to the ground.
Because Elder Newton explained the existence of gravity and other forces.
Hence, there was no magical spinning in the air.
The belt… Oh no, the wand, just poke the air where the card was a moment ago. The air turned deathly still all of a sudden.
Fang Ran suddenly felt like he had been cheated.
'I'm already working so hard. I even shouted those embarrassing lines… I…'
'Really worked very hard!'
The belt was once again thrown to the ground. Fang Ran's brows kept twitching as he clenched his fist and gnashed his teeth in fury!
"When God f*cking forced me to use magic, he actually lectured me on natural science!?"