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🇺🇸Rayn_
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really please don’t read it this is a joke i’m going to cry this is the worst thing i’ve ever written; i can’t even get the chapter order right [this is a bad parody of cnovel romance cliches]
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 2

Yi Yen sat in her office and felt her lips curling up when thinking about her boyfriend, Zhou Chen.

She had never been interested in love prior to meeting him, but his peach blossom phoenix eyes always seemed to hold her attraction.

What was this feeling...

Was it love?

No it couldn't be...

She just loved him for the money. And it was the same vice versa... right?

Snapping out of her thoughts, she picked up her ringing phone.

"Hey bitch, open up and give me some money."

She heard the sound of her boyfriend through the phone. His low, deep voice resonated within her heart as she felt her emotions stirring.

She paused for a moment before getting up and opening the door for her beloved.

Opening the door, she was met with his 190 cm height and tousled black hair. His eyes seemed cold but she knew there was warmth deep down (probably). But what caught her attention the most... was the thot next to him.

"Bai Xulin broke her ankle so I helped her up," Zhou Chen explained quickly.

But Yi Yen only spared one look at the green tea bitch in front of her and already knew that Bai Xulin was acting.

Bai Xulin fluttered her fox eyes tinted with heavy makeup towards Zhou Chen and squeezed out a teardrop from her large eyes. She held onto Zhou Chen and cried with crocodile tears from the "pain".

However, Yi Yen was an experienced actor with several awards under her belt in her past life before she reincarnated. She could easily see past her crude act.

"Yi Yen can you please get me some ice for my ankle I seriously think I need a hospital" the white lotus bitch said as her dark-red lips parted.

But Yi Yen wasn't dumb.

She immediately made the right decision as she pushed Zhou Chen out of Bai Xulin's clingy hands before dragging Bai Xulin away by the hair.

Her fingers fluttered against Bai Xulin's back like a butterfly's touch. As if she was playing the piano, Yi Yen elegantly pushed Bai Xulin down the stairs and watched as Bai Xulin bled to death.

Meanwhile, Zhou Chen looked at his girlfriend's smooth, long black hair that was flowing in the wind. He stared at her pure, unclouded eyes that looked like limpid autumn water filled with stars. Her pale white neck peeked out along her night-black hair and his heart quivered looking at her slender legs. Zhou Chen felt a sense of despair at his girlfriend's obvious fragility and decided he would now protect his weak girlfriend for the rest of his life.

On the other end of the staircase, Bai Xulin was slowly dying from blood loss and could only think one thing to herself as she clinging to her final moments:

[Wtf, I actually broke my ankle... plus I only love women.]

The end...?