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I Was A Critic

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Chapter 1 - The F*cking Hell

Before Arthur could process what was going on he was already on a strange island.

The human like figure at the front with wings on his back asked him to follow him. Although he didn't know where he was , he was sure of one thing that he was dead.

As unfortunate as it may sound , he died being hit by the Truck-Sama.

What ? Dying after getting hit by the Almighty Sama was normal ?

Haha. Pityful Normal Humans . It was the case for others but he was special.

He would have shouted this if he was alive but he was too embarrassed to do it now.

The only thing he would like to do was curse those novel creator .

Didn't they say that those with System are invincible ?

He had a system which was called 'The Critic System' . He was over the cloud after receiving it .

He was a bit disappointed after knowing it's use but still he was a man with System, Unlike down normal Muggles , he tried to save a kid from a speeding Almighty Sama but he died instead.

That System was absolutely useless , trash.

It's only features was to review anything he wanted . He would get the proper evaluation of good and bad.

Although he started to make money by doing reviews it was still just money.

Sigh. Now he was dead and it seems this was heaven. As good as a person he was, he would sure be in heaven.

Just look at the man in front of him . With wings at the back, what other than angle could he be ?

They reached a room with a big table at the centre and a huge man with horn was seated.

The man with the wing spoke .

"Sir , I have brought the Guilty Arthur Rackham here. "

"Guilty ? Who me ? "

Arthur asked innocently . Have they mistaken him for someone else ?

"I hereby announce in the name of hell that Arthur Rackham would be sentenced to Eternal Hell with the harshest punishment doable . "

"The F*ck. What bullsh*t are you all on about? "

Arthur finally noticed that it was really about him . How could he simply accept it.

The huge man laughed out loud.

"Bullsh*t ? You have 345 cases of making children cry by snatching their lollipop, 123 cases of snatching food from homeless, one of them even died of hunger after that .There are many more . Do you think I should continue ? "

"F*CK off. The lollipop is too tasty to eat alone . Beside the world is the survival of the fittest . It seems I emerged as the winner . Beside didn't I save a kid? Don't they say , saving a life cancel all sins. "

"Shut up. Do you think I am stupid? Wasn't the boy in the truck way because you tried to snatch the gaming console from him ? "

Hearing the most shameless human he has ever seen, the huge man was fuming with anger .

"Guards , come here and throw this shameless person into the fire hall and don't let him out for another 10 years . "

As soon as the voice finished , two man with wings on the back flew inside and took Arthur with them.

F*CK. It seems that the ones with the wings were devil not angle.

Arthur wanted to curse but he was unable to. It seems his mouth was sealed .

But he cursed internally . If the huge man have heard it , he would have vommited blood. How could there be such a disgusting human ?

It seems that he have to go to the night devils to get some private times and relax.