She tapped her fingers on the table we were sitting at, I'm not sure if that tic was ever mentioned, or if this was some kind of secret sign for the rest of the Undersiders, not that I cared, if they wanted to fight me, I could easily transform into my cape form and kick their asses since you know, they aren't that strong.
Still, she stopped tapping the table as she brings one of her fingers to her lips, I can't tell if she was trying to seduce me, or if she just acted like that.
"So what now? Am I just supposed to be at your beck and call? Just a phone away from getting plowed?" She asked, her voice laced with what I could tell was an strange attempt of sounding like a seducer, maybe that was dick talking louder, it was probably confusion.
"What? Pfft, no way, that sounds so dehumanizing, Jesus Christ Lisa." I tell her as I can't help but chuckle.
"Then what's the relation between the two of us? What exactly am I supposed to do?" She asks me as I open my mouth.
And then I close.
"...Holy shit, you have no fucking clue how a relationship works, do ya? Damn, I knew your power was shit, but I thought it gave you enough information that you would understand what a date is." I tell her, I remember seeing in Worm something about Tattletale being asexual because of her powers made things boring or something stupid like that, but damn, seeing it in the real world really makes it stand out.
"Lisa, let's be clear here if I wanted you to just be a submissive breedable woman, I probably would've just gone to Coil and asked for your ass, in the literal sense of the word," I tell her as she flinches, I put my hand on top of hers to try and form a connection.
"But I'm kind of a 'half-full cup' and a Vanilla guy, so I'm just straightforward and want us to go on dates." I said as she looked from my hand to my face.
"Dates?"
"Yes, like going out to eat, movies, getting flowers, drinking even though it's illegal." She snorts at the end and I smile.
"We're supervillains." She claims as I shake my head.
"You're a supervillain, I'm the cool guy Cape that obeys no one but my own morals." I told her, but then again, I just realized that I never told her who I was.
"Wait, you're the new Trump? ...I should've seen that one coming, you barely cover your face, although I didn't get a good look at it before." She said as I shrugged.
"Eh, who cares?" I shrugged before I gave a mouthful of a smile, my dick might speak louder than my actions, but when that happens, I just have to make my actions even louder, like an escalation to show that I'm not 100% horny bastard.
More like 60% or something like that.
To be honest, I'm a bit ashamed of myself, I wanted to be Taylor's friend, so I didn't spend as much time as I could training, and even then training didn't bring as many results as I wanted, most of what I've been doing here is just understand the limits of my powers and trying to weave something out of the hodgepodge mess that I have in me. This honestly brings the question as to what exactly is my power. Sometimes I get a glimpse of myself, talking to what I can only assume to be an entity, an Important Shard being given to me, yet I cannot understand it.
I don't trust Tattletale to talk about Shards and Entities, because I have yet to get her trust, a two-side street, I guess.
My best bet is that I have an Eidolon type of power, but even if I know the powers' names and how they work on my head, it doesn't sound like a Shard's effect, if that makes sense, after all, how many Shards would be able to cross human DNA with Viltrumite's? White Lantern Ring? I try to not think much about it because I don't think I will get any type of answer, but it feels like an fucking ROB threw it at me and is now watching this with popcorn.
God, I wish I could share my more useful powers instead of shit like 'The ability to get targeted by the Endbringers' because seriously, what kind of Stranger power is that? Hell, if this was an accord, then why the fuck did I agree to such bullshit?
Eh, at least I can buff powers, maybe Eidolon will finally get some bitches on his dick when he stops being such a... eh.
"You stopped talking, what are you thinking about?" Lisa asked, stopping my line of thought, and I decided to just shrug it off.
"How to get a Harem, would I have to kill an S-Class bullshit? Like Heartbreaker? That would probably be the easiest shit, I'm immune to Master powers and I have a plethora of powers besides that, so easy peasy." I told her, I did think about it before, just not right now.
"Were you really?" She asked as I shook my head.
"Just thinking about my powers, but even then, the Harem thought is not just something I came up with for no reason, it's one of my ambitions, you know?" I told her as she raises an eyebrow again.
"By the way, I have to say, you look a lot cuter when you can't just use your powers to figure out jackshit about me or my intentions." I say as she blushes and I truly feel like I should pick her by her chin and bring it for the kiss.
But I'm not in a rush, this is the first meeting, and I want to be a gentleman, as gentlemanly a horny half-Viltrum space monk-wizard ninja superhero can be, not to mention that I could in theory just travel to another world, because for some reason my Mover power that is basically making the Portals from the Avengers could be used to interact with other 'fiction', which in retrospective, can't be fiction, because Worm is supposedly fiction and I'm here, so for my mental health, it's not fiction.
"Say, when are you available?" I asked her as she shrugs.
"I guess it depends if Coil has a job, why?"
"We have to make sure there's a second date." I told her as she frowns, probably not liking the idea of even having a first date, but it's all part of my great plan of seducing Lisa/Sarah/Tattletale into becoming a heroine.
Then, we will steal all of Coil's shit and make his base our base, and get the rest of the independent to help us because if this goes by the usual canon shit, BB is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
And naturally, I can't let that happen, I live here and I like the place... Okay, yeah, I liked the hot women, sue me, I'm horny.
"So, Lisa, until you feel seduced by me, we will be having more dates... have fun explaining that to the rest of the Undersiders, now that will be hilarious." I wonder if this will cause them to follow us on our dates as they do in the animes, as I slowly made my way to get closer to her, Lisa's face inches away from my own, almost... not sure of what to do.
I touch her face and immediately pull it back.
"Yup, it's done now." I said nodding to myself.
"Done? What did you do?" She asked me.
"Oh, right, I'm a Trump, remember? I gave you a Brute pack, so now you're like... a Brute 3, I guess? Strength, Regeneration, Speed, Reflexes, the whole shebang, I also granted you some immunity to some thinker powers and Masters... and trumps, so yeah, if you want to get home and bitchslap Shadow Stalker or some shit to see if you feel like testing it, meanwhile, I will be..." How the fuck am I supposed to explain this...
"I will be Travelling." Which also reminds me, I gotta talk with the Travellers after dealing with that 6-winged bitch in Australia with Greg.
Andrew is... to say the least, not what Tattletale was expecting.
To think that someone would break the unwritten law just to what exactly? Tell her his plans of making a team at the same time that he would seduce her, basically forcing her to go on dates with him as a reward for him eventually kicking Coil's ass.
'Just like that?' Was her initial thought, she believed that the guy was fucking with her, just bullshit, bullshit that she wouldn't be able to perceive as true or false because he had powers against it, more dangerous than Coil.
Then he just... turned off his power and explained his thought process.
It made sense, at least her power confided that it made sense, he was recruiting people because he wanted to make a Rogue yet heroic team because he wanted to take control over the PRT because they wouldn't be able to handle it.
She wasn't sure what it was, but there was something, was it talking about the Empire? The ABB? Coil? Certainly not the Merchants, that's for sure.
Maybe there would be a Gang War, now that would be problematic for the PRT if all the consolidated powers went to each other throats, but she could tell for the small period that she was here, talking with him, that he was strong.
She had seen him fight before, his strength was more than what he had given her.
Alexandria Package to say the least, strong, fast, flyer, then there were the blasts he would throw every now and then.
Reminded her of Legend, and then there were the various other powers that worked in conjunction.
Eidolon.
What kind of Trigger does one suffer to be put on the path of becoming the Triumvirate in one?
What happens when someone with this much power gets to their adult age?
She was interested in him, in his power, that is, yeah, although she wouldn't say no to another date, not being able to read someone after all this time was more... interesting than she had expected.
24th of February 2011
It was a normal day, or at least people liked to think that it was.
But it wasn't.
The Hopekiller was coming by, Simurgh was her name, and as the heroes and villains were preparing to get to the fight, a portal appeared.
"Come in! One way express to Canberra, Australia, and let's hope we can kill that hoe." They heard someone shout from the other side of the portal.
Eidolon was the first to walk through, and he took notice that it wasn't just one portal, but several, dozens upon dozens, all at once.
Eidolon doubted that Doormaker could do that, not to mention that he wasn't as public as others, so who was the maker of those portals?
"Oh, dude, it's Eidolon." He heard someone speak, someone that Eidolon noted was already here before he walked through the portal, they were a group of four, one of them being a target of interest because he was a Tinker, Natural of Eden.
As the others took notice that Eidolon had taken the portal, so did they, and now everyone that had volunteered to fight the Simurgh.
"Uber and Leet?" Eidolon heard someone in the New Wave speak as the two of the four that were already waiting here, shrugged at the claim.
"And the new guys, Republic's Knight and... what was your cape name again dude?" They asked the one with a facemask covering just enough of his mouth, giving enough visage of his blue eyes and blonde hair.
"Right, dunno, I was thinking myself as Invincible, but then I realized that it's probably copyrighted, and well... My other idea was a bit on the nose..." Because Andrew wanted to call himself Hero, but the guy was dead, so he felt kinda bad about it.
"So I'm going with Cape." "You don't even have a cape." "Barely anyone but Eidolon and Alexandria have capes yet that's what everyone's called, Why can't we just be called Superheroes? It's bullshit! Whatever, call me Boobs Lover then." That wasn't what he was expecting.
"Yeah, I can fuck with that." "Based." "Who doesn't love boobs?" Eidolon could've sworn that he heard someone facepalm, and realized that even if the four weren't trying to be, they were doing a lot of good by just not bringing the atmosphere down.
And then, he realized something, a trump power, interacting with his own, he could feel it, getting stronger, almost twice the power he usually feels, he knew that it was one of these people's influence but he wasn't exactly sure.
"So, I'm Challenger, I'm the guy who was making portals, I also have an Alexandria package and some other stuff, but uh, I'm weakened on the fighting aspect for the time being, so I will be focusing on healing because you know, I can do that too, I'm also a trump, who can give out powers for like until I feel taking back, up to 12 people, I can give out a Brute package up to 8 people, 5 because I already gave them some charges, and I can also enhance your powers or weaken it, so if you feel like she's kicking your ass, just come to me and you will get a boost of like, 3/4 of your normal power, so yeah, my powers are bullshit." And for a moment, Eidolon knew instinctively knew that.
For a moment, EIdolon felt that there was someone who could challenge him, and that made him ecstatic, so excited that there was a future fight that he could've easily missed the fact that the Teeth had joined in the fight against Simurgh.
Almost, but just like that, he noticed that Butcher was staring at someone. Challenger.
And Challenger knew it, because he was staring back, his face showing something of a sudden realization before dropping his shoulders.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
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Andrew, Canberra, 24th February 2011
I will not lie, throwing the Butcher and the rest of the Teeth onto another of my portals was more than enough to make me satisfied, I guess that just shows how fast I can be with the
"I'm not sorry about that, but I have reasons to believe he would totally kill himself." Which, by the way, it's bad, because he keeps self-inserting into other people and stealing their bodies and powers, like an American version of All-For-One I guess, I can tell Eidolon wants to say something, but there's no time.
Simurgh had appeared, prepared to fight, but people were confident, Eidolon included, and it wasn't just because I was boosting their powers, but because they could get prepared, both Tinkers and those whose powers needed to be built-up, like some of Eidolon's more esoteric powers.
I've given everyone a lot of prep time by warning them about Simurgh, even though I know that will bite my ass harder than a pimp slapping his hoes, because information about the future is fickle to say the least, and a complete clusterfuck when I don't have powers that can actually see the future, I used the one fucking chance I had to change the future and I took it, maybe it will change nothing, maybe it will change everything, I'm not sure, I'm not a seer.
I could in theory use my portals to see the future, but again, in theory.
"Where are we supposed to go?" I decided to strike the conversation with the only other healer here Panacea.
"They have a specific area for the wounded and the dead, hopefully, we won't have many of the latter." She says as I follow her, I don't do anything indecent while we're at it, not because I don't want to, but because there's a time and place for those antics.
Endbringers are too important for me to botch it up just because I wanted to flirt, even if I know I will still be alive by the end of it, if I were pragmatic, I would've waited for this entire problem to get fucked and used the one known foreknowledge moment I had to prepare longer against Leviathan when it came to Brockton Bay.
"How does your healing work exactly?" I hear Panacea, who was walking in front of me, ask as I kept following her, if I knew where we were walking, I could've just flown the two of us there, I hope that Leet, Uber and
"I can absorb any pain, damage, disease and whatnot that's done with objects or people, which sounds like a shitty power, but I regenerate near-instantly." And I can resurrect the dead by fixing their bodies and forcibly sending them back enough in time until they were alive, but I don't disclose this ability, I've done enough to paint a mark on my back, damn chuuni dreams of making everyone impressed by my crazy ass.
"That's a new one." She says after some time pondering on my words.
"Where exactly are we supposed to go? I may not be able to create a portal there but I can still fly us." I said as she pointed to a room right in the corner where other volunteers were preparing for work as well.
I didn't have many charges of Frankenstein, having used most of them with some of the thinkers who couldn't do much against an Endbringer, only had one charge of Perk to use in one of the doctors as I flew with Panacea on my arms, who seemed more at ease than I had expected, I guess Victoria does it more often than not to the point where the girl is just unfazed by now.
Now that I think about it, would Panacea like me since I'm blonde with blue eyes with an Alexandria pack? Sounds interesting, but strangely enough, she seemed to react weirdly when I left her, did I do something?
Ah, she might have touched me, right, I guess that her Shard learned quite a lot of my body, but I doubt it saw through all of the Magic bullshit I have, impressively enough, Panacea decided to keep it to herself as the two of us just got prepared.
That didn't mean that I wasn't doing anything against Simurgh, I still had the Force and the portals, as long as Leet's Snitch had it's 3d hologram, I could redirect not just the Capes, but I could redirect whatever bullshit she threw at us using that busted telekinesis of hers.
Damn acclimation, if I had full use of my powers, she wouldn't be here, I would've punched into another multiverse, but right now I'm still weak, strong enough to make a difference, but not enough to make something substantial, just revert it to the Status Quo, and I know this won't last forever, I can feel it, the Interesting Times, they're just coming.
I see something going towards one of the Villains, one of New York's villains, and I know that if I did anything, the villain would die impaled, and that a villain was still a villain, but then again, the optimistic in me said it higher that even though he's probably a piece of shit, he still came here.
So, I opened a portal and what Simurgh had thrown now had just hit the flying bitch's back, and even from where I stood, she looked stupefied, as if someone had just surprised her in a long while.
"Your powers are weird, they don't fit any kind of theme that I can think of." Panacea said as she just finished healing someone else, whenever I wasn't able to get the drop on her, I would create a portal and bring the wounded to Panacea, and if Panacea was too occupied, then I too help with healing, but she suggested that she answered first, seemed worried about my powers.
"Tell me about it." I said as I spared a glance at Panacea, I can't create long-distance portals if I don't have a view of it, no matter if it's a picture, description of the local or whatnot, but I need my visual receptors to catch the information needed, so I can't waste my oogling at a girl that I find attractive.
Guess even in this grim world girls with superpowers are cute.
"Are you well Panacea? If you need a quick power-up or just to change places with me for a moment, just say so." I said absently minded as I kept using my powers, hoping that she wouldn't figure out where I was hiding for not only my safety, but also Panacea's and the rest of the Capes that we've been healing.
"No, I'm just... curious I guess, when you pulled me, I saw into you with my powers, sorry about that." I'm not sure what she wants me to say, but at the same time, I am already expecting her to continue, so I say nothing.
"Your body, it's muscles are expanding yet constrained into that frame as if instead of getting more muscular, you're not developing a strange variation of Superman syndrome but... I can't say for sure." Right, her shard got some Viltrumite DNA to analyze.
"Do you mind coming to the hospital in Brockton Bay sometime after this? I want to analyze further if there's no problem." Golly gee, I sure hope this isn't a shard-induced interest... who am I kidding, that's exactly what it is.
Valiant Down, D-3, Uber down, D-2, Helper deceased
Just now that I dared to pay attention in the armband, seems like Greg and Uber got taken down, seems like Leet hasn't been put down like the other two, granted, I gave Leet the blue scarab because I had wondered if Leet fighting the Endbringer would satisfy his passenger, agent, Shard, whatever the fuck those things called itself.
Opening a portal, I quickly flew there, but I guess I fucked myself over, because she saw me, and decided to throw shit at me.
Sure, with portals, I can easily evade them, but that doesn't say jack-shit about the people behind me, or the ones that were knocked around like Greg, Jonas, and whoever Helper is.
Creating a portal and redirecting the rubble thrown at me towards the Endbringer, I open a portal to the room I was working with Panacea so that she could heal them, but then I saw it.
Blindsided, she took advantage that I wasn't paying attention to the hospital she had thrown multiple things at once, something that I can't believe I just forgot she did because you know, Sandbagging flying bitch.
And now everyone was dead.
Taking a deep breath, I decided that it would do no good if I kept the power of resurrecting to myself, so that's what I did, in a short period of time thanks to my super speed, I fixed the bodies and resurrected everyone, although they would still be unconscious for the time being, I didn't have the ability to wake up people.
But I couldn't let that shit stand, so ignoring my best wishes of 'keeping secret weapons hidden' I created a portal to where I was living and I picked the white ring, to master it, I would have to learn how to use every single color, so why not use what I'm feeling right now?
When I put the ring on my finger, I could feel my everything going red,
Eidolon
Panacea Deceased, Grubby deceased, Crocodile deceased, Huntsman deceased, Headhunter deceased...
Dragon kept reporting those who had died through the armband, and I couldn't help but be angry! The hospital! Wasn't Challenger supposed to be taking care of it? I knew that he was also flying every now and then to boost powers like my own and rescue the ones that were downed, we got played by fools.
"COME BACK HERE YOU OVERSIZED COMPUTER BITCH WITH DADDY ISSUES!" I heard someone who was clearly angry flying at impressive speeds towards the Simurgh, with a punch that would've impressed Alexandria, as the cape kept pushing the Endbringer with each furious attack.
Challenger, addorning an red armor, flew faster than he had done when he was throwing out Butcher and the rest of the Teeth and I couldn't help but wonder if I was faster than that speed at my Prime, a small thought forming on my grey matter that this person might just as well be this generation's Eidolon.
Although, I did spare a glance towards Legend, as if to ask him telepathically 'what the hell is he talking about?'
Then I heard Challenger speak again, as his words somehow increased his power, his strength, and his anger, had Leet created a tinkertech that got stronger according to the emotions?
"From blazing dawn, through fading dusk,
we shall leave evil naught but a husk,
let those who follow evil's path,
flee from my fury, Red Lantern's wrath!" Challenger shouted and I couldn't help but think of the heroes the TV liked to show when he was a child, although it made me wonder what exactly was the Red Lanterns, by the context, a cape group, but not one I could recognize.
Constructs such as boxing gloves, machine guns, a baseball bat, the lantern was creating it all, I looked down to see Leet shooting plasma blasts towards the Endbringer in that strange armor that was previously attached to his back.
The Simurgh looked so focused on Challenger that she was effectively ignoring the rest of us.
"KRI LUM AUS!" Challenger shouted, creating a blast that somehow, it just told me that she was now weakened, not wanting to be useless in this fight, I used my own telekinetic powers to hold her down in the place, as much as I want to prove that I'm better, I'm not stupid to try something like that in the middle of the Endbringer battle, maybe later though.
Flying at higher speeds that I could perceive, Challenger was all over the Simurgh, fighting her, throwing her around, but then the Simurgh did something that shook me to my core.
She smiled.
Suddenly, Challenger's arm blew off, or ripped apart, the arm holding the tinkertech already falling through a portal that Challenger made, a successful attempt of stopping Simurgh from using it on her own designs.
"She doesn't have Manton Limit!" I said surprised, although I doubted anyone heard me from where I was besides Legend, who was still using his powers to try and get Simurgh off the kid, who was being relentlessly bashed with the Telekinesis, to the point where it was blood and mush all over.
Challenger deceased
Simurgh then flew to the skies, more than prepared to torch the entire place down, showing off a greater display of her Telekinesis than I had ever seen her do, ripping off the buildings around us, as if it was made of mache paper, and instantly, threw everything at us.
I created shields to protect the ground underneath to protect the capes who aren't able to handle this last attack, while Legend blasted what he could with his powers.
But as she unleashed all of it, it all stopped.
"BITCH!"
It seemed that Challenger was still alive, if heavily injured, given how all that remained of the Cape was part of his head, a shoulder, and one arm to connect both, although I wondered how he had stopped it, did he also possess telekinetic powers? It was the only explanation
"10000 Midiclhorians are still more impressive than your stupid power, Bitch!"
"FUS ROH DAH!"
And that's when Challenger had shouted Simurgh into the stratosphere, the ground underneath Challenger breaking it apart, and the world?
The World was still trembling over those words.
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