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♦ Topic: Welcome to my Dojo
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
Yamcha (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Posted On Apr 9th 2011:
Hello, my name's Yamcha, I'm the Instructor of the Wolf Fang Fist, for some reason they keep putting this 'cape' thing next to my name when I said that I wasn't one, this is well... kinda weird if I'm being honest.
Lately I have been challenged by several... ABB, as you guys call it, Asian Bad Boys? Boyz? One of my students just said that it's with a Z, sorry, is this some lingo?
Anyways, after I defeated the cloning guy, Oni Lee, according to my new Students Uber and Leet, I've been told I should make an announcement online here.
From now on, if you want to learn Martial Arts like I do, and how to manipulate ki, fly and some other stuff that I would probably explain better, just come to the Dojo and pay the membership, I talked with Leet and Uber about the prices, I thought 30$ per month for each member was good, since I only use the money on food, but still.
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►Uber (Verified Cape)
Replied On Apr 9th 2011:
Yup, not only we found this guy, we also have evidence of Yamcha sitting on top of Oni Lee himself, Yamcha is technically not a cape, but has powers like them.
Also, First!
►BadSamurai
Replied On Apr 9th 2011:
Is this guy for real? I mean, Ki? Flying?
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Apr 9th 2011:
As someone who has been learning by him for the last few months, yes.
I for example have began to learn my flying classes, [Flight class 1]
►Bruce Lao
Replied On Apr 9th 2011:
XxVoid_CowboyxX Oh God, the resident's maniac either triggered, or this shit is for real.
Anyways, so far this guy has Uber, Leet and I swear I cannot believe I'm typing this, XxVoid_CowboyxX in this dojo.
Sure, fuck it, I can pay 30 dollars and see if this is a sham or not.
►Brocktonite03 (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 9th 2011:
I will not lie when I say that I'm interested in this, Trump power or not, it does resemble Teacher's MO, but he would never do something this brazen, besides Teacher has only shown off Thinker and Tinker abilities, never Brute nor Mover like the claims.
Although I'm pretty sure that there's something fishy with the price tag, 30$ for super powers?
►Yamcha (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Apr 9th 2011:
Yeah, @Uber and @Leet tried to convince me to raise the money, but as I said, I don't need much, I already have a machine that makes me sleep for five minutes, and I don't need doctors because I have the Senzu Beans.
Now that I think about it, do you guys have Senzu Beans? They pretty much heal anything short of death and diseases.
I have been thinking of expanding, but apparently Zeni isn't accepted here haha.
Still feels weird that everyone is using these weird names, why can't you just use your real name?
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I looked over the 'laptop', that was the name of the thing I was using, I remember seeing a super computer, both Bulma's and Gero's, but Gero's almost and repeatedly tried to kill us even after the guy was dead, with Android 13 with the weird accent and the fusion thing.
"Well, I already put the thing online, I guess, time for training then." I said as I began with a simple training of my form with the weighted clothes, it was still early, and most of my students were still at home, Uber and Leet were making a video or something like that from what they told me, Greg was at school, and the new students should be coming any time soon?
There's a knock on my dojo's door, I have no clue who it is, or what might be happening, but with all of my ki sensing prowess... I can't tell much, they were still pretty much on the same level as other normal people, although I could tell that there was one of those weird things over it, like an external source of power, although still alive, unlike the androids', those were scary, like a death machine.
As I open the door, I see a blonde girl, staring at me, she was wearing some weird purple clothes.
"Hello?" I ask confused.
"Ah, hello, my name's Tattletale." What kind of name is Tattletale?
"Is that your real name or is it like Uber and Leet?" Those weren't their real names either, but I didn't care, not really at least, it feels a bit weird on the tongue, but so did most of the names here if I'm being honest.
"I have a proposal to you, I have a boss who's very interested in your services." She said as I nodded.
"Okay, then he can just come here and pay the membership, unless he's not able to pay for it, in that case I will try to see a deal." I told her, but she looked just confused at it all.
"My boss' proposal is less about the membership and more about you working for him." ...Nah.
"Thanks, but no thanks, if I worked for someone else, I would probably not be able to get a permit to teach people, so as I said before, if he wants to train, then he should just come here, it's not people are incapable of learning, you know." I told her as she raised an eyebrow.
"Is that so?" She asked, I mean, yeah, that's how I got these powers.
"Why would I open a dojo people aren't able to learn what I say I'm teaching?" Oh! I get it now, she must be thinking I'm a sham like Hercules, I guess that makes sense, I decided to show off some of my moves, like the Wolf Fang Fist, coupled with the Spirit Ball and the flight, that should be enough.
"... What the hell am I looking at?" She asks, although the way she said it sounded more like she was asking herself than me.
"Well, this is the Spirit Ball, it's a combination of some spirit control plus Ki, I was told that I'm a natural at spirit control by the Yardrats, they're an alien race from the planet Yardrat, you wouldn't know them, they were actually pleasantly surprised when I showed this baby here off." I told her as she rubbed her eyes in disbelief.
"Every human being has ki, capes use their ki in conjunction with their power to get stronger, so someone like Lung could be a cape with a rather high reserve of ki..." She began to dwelve into something I had no idea what she was talking about, but given that I didn't want to sound like an asshole, I decided to let her continue talk as I went back to my training.
After some time, other kids appeared, all in silly costumes, asking what exactly happened with Tattletale.
"I... have no clue really, I showed off some of my moves to prove that I'm not a sham, but she just began to talk to herself and well, I kinda just went back to my training, should I call the hospital or?" I asked confused, was she delirious.
The teens were probably just as confused as I was, but one of the teens, the more muscular muttered something amongst the lines of 'getting too much information at once', I have no clue what they meant by that.
"Ah, well, if you kids or your boss ever want to appear here, just give me a call, you can even appear on your weird masks because well, in a dojo you have to use the gi, no matter who you are." I shrugged my shoulders as they said they would think on it before they walked away.
Right as they were leaving, Greg and some girls, who were apparently in very bad blood, appeared together
"Hey, Yamcha, did you just kick the Undersider's asses?" Who?
"The group that just walked out of the dojo." The black teen said as the girl with glasses looked back to the group, oh, Tattletale and her group.
"Those kids? They tried to offer me a job or something." Greg was just too pumped up to care about it, and honestly, that's fair.
The other two weren't as pumped, but probably because they would have to do the basic training first, but I think I was getting the hang of it, not to mention that spar between people on the same power level was perhaps the best way to get stronger, unless you were a Saiyan with the bullshit ability of getting stronger after getting thy ass beaten.
Note for later, ask the Dragon Balls for something like that.
I was very pumped when Tien taught me how to fly.
"Oh yeah, by the way, I almost forgot, this is Sophia, and that's Taylor." He introduced the other two as I waved at them with a smile, hoping that it would look inviting, dunno.
The one with glasses blushed as the other one just looked me up and down, was she trying to size me out? She would probably see the muscles, but I like to think that I'm hiding my ki levels pretty low... Oh, yeah, people here don't do martial arts, so there's no much reason to do that, I guess.
"Okay, since we're already doing the flight classes, you know what we could do?" I asked him as he shook his head.
"All of the students, new and old, will be present, so that means the three of you, Uber and Leet, will be helping out with the Boat Graveyard, we will be doing some community stuff, maybe that way people will understand we're being for real." I told them as they raised an eyebrow.
"I thought we would be doing lighter stuff, at least for them?" Greg asked as he pointed to Sophia and Taylor, who glared at each other with Greg being none the wiser.
"Eh, The boat graveyard is pretty big from what I was able to tell, although I'm not sure why was no one able to clean that place, I thought there were a massive amount of Brutes? No one was able to just pick it up and put it on the trash?" I asked as Sophia was the one to answer.
"There's no place to throw the trash." Oh...
"Well, I can always throw a kamehameha, since it can desintegrates even cells." And I know that because that's how Gohan was able to kill Cell, with a kamehameha, because unfortunately, I was weak as shit and I almost died to a fucking blue saibamen, or Cell Jr, didn't matter, it sucked anyways.
"After that, we're going to make a little tournament between whoever feels like entering it, whoever wins it gets to spar with me." No need to say that I will be holding myself back, I really don't want to accidentally blow up someone just because I've put too much ki in it.
"Have you asked permission from the dockworkers?" Taylor asked as I shrugged.
"Do I have to? Why? Are there people living in that area?" I asked confused as she shook her head.
"There are places that don't like dealing with Capes... or anything like it." Ugh, sounds complicated.
If it was up to me, I would've done it all myself, but that's a great training ground for them, I guess.
"Let's talk with Taylor's dad then, he should be able to do that, right?" Greg asked as Taylor nodded.
"After the graveyard, I want a spar with her." Sophia said as she pointed to Taylor, who looked terrified.
"Look, spar needs to be agreed by both parties, and she doesn't look like she's capable of doing so." I told her, a bit curious on how that would pan out after the training.
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Cauldron, not many knew the name, but the few that knew about them feared it, a group not unlike the Illuminati, controlling things through the shadows, using the PRT as a cover for the most part, creating the case 53's.
Cauldron was always informed, no matter what, so now with this new and yet strange conundrum, they decided to reunite and see their options.
They were sitting on a round table, looking at each other, the video that Uber and Leet uploaded and the increasingly popular
"So, what exactly are we dealing with?" One of the members, Number Man was his name, asked the fedora wearing lady that was sitting on the other side of the table.
"I believe he's from another world, although one that Zion did not affect." She said as the others raised an eyebrow, then why would he come here.
"Why would he come here?" Mother Doctor asked, curious by the idea of someone from another world helping them, if that was their plan.
"99% of chance he came here to do good." Well, at least there was some relief on that.
"Would he be open to help Cauldron?" Mother Doctor directed that question at Contessa, who looked surprised after some moments.
"What happened, is he also a blindspot?" Eidolon was the one to ask, revered as the strongest cape in the world after Scion.
"No, it's just that the path is very simple: Just ask for help." Contessa said as if that was the most simple thing in the world.
"Can we bring him to the PRT? Not talking about a Path, just PRT in general." Alexandria was the one to ask this time.
"28%, he seems very fond of teaching people, no matter who they are, doubt he would like to being forced to only teach the Wards." Well, that sucked.
"What if we used other methods, blackmail? Seduction?" Eidolon asked as they raised an eyebrow at the second method, the hero just shrugged his shoulders.
"Just spitballing." He answered.
"I just saw on my path, he just teleported away when someone flirted with him." Contessa said seriously as someone chuckled.
"So we got perhaps one of the strongest being that isn't a cape, and he just... teleports because he was flirted at?" Alexandria asked in confusion.
"100% sure he has a deep pathological fear of women." Numbers man added as they just stood there for some time wondering what exactly happened, before they went back to theorize more on how to deal with this new variable.View This ThreadUnread Watched Threads
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