"waaagh, waaghh"
As soon as I gained my consciousness, I heard a wail of a baby. Wait, what? I am conscious? Didn't I die on my bed? And why would I even hear a cry of a baby? I died as a single old lady, I don't even had a spouse or did a one night stand something. It's frustrating that I died as a virgin though.
I tried to calm myself and opened my eyes but it seems like I'm having a hard time opening them. When I finally opened my eyes, my sights are blurry so I could not even see my surroundings properly. Is it because I am too old? Did I really die and I am still alive?
I don't know, my body feels numb to the point that I couldn't even move and when I tried to move—I feel alienated. It's like this isn't my own body.
"Wugh, waaaagh" Again, I heard a baby's cry. Whose child is it? Can you please shut your child's mouth? Its starting to get annoying! I hate children and maybe that is also the reason why I choose to be single. I don't like loud noises especially unnecessary wailing of a child or dealing with their tantrums.
I takes time before I could adjust my eyes. The first thing that I saw was a face of a beautiful woman in her 30's, sweating so hard and she seems flustered. She had a wavy blonde hair and a purple cat-eye like eyes
Who's this woman, I've never seen her before. She looks like someone who has a higher rank in the society. Well, as a mere commoner there is no way I would had contact with someone like her.
"My daughter..." she muttered and smiled at me. Oh, god is she talking to me? Is this lady had a loose screws on her head? Who on earth would call an old person as her daughter?! Especially, coming from a person on her 30's! THIS IS UTTERLY RIDICULOUS.
"N-Nanny, why does my daughter looks like frowning at me?" her smiling face turned away from me just to talk to the person she called her nanny.
"Madame Vanessa you're just imagining things—" The nanny person wasn't able to finish her words when a loud bang sound of a door echoed the room.
"Vanessa, my wife! Are you feeling well? Do you feel uncomfortable?Here, let me help you lie down. You have to rest. How's our daughter? Is she fine?" suddenly a man's voice bombarded a LOT of questions to this lady who called me daughter named Vanessa.
This odd couple is getting on my nerves! Oh, Yien! God of all gods, Can you please allow me to hit these couple?! I am already confused on what's going on and now I am absolutely annoyed by the nonsense of these whoever I don't even know people!
"Lancelot, oh dear, she's absolutely fine. Here take our daughter first, so I could rest for a moment." she said and smiled at me AGAIN. First of all, I am NOT your daughter! A grandma, maybe I could accept that.
I was stunned when I felt like I was being carried by someone, and it was a man who's holding me! Not a simple man, but a goddamn handsome man! His hair naturally fell down and the light on this room reflected on it. I am so amazed seeing his platinum silver hair. I'm dying to touch it...
"W-Wife! She's looking at me! She's looking at me!" he tried his best to lower his shouting and excited voice. Vanessa chuckled as she saw his expression. Well he does look funny so I might just ridicule this hilarious situation and laughed.
"Ooooh, baby, are you laughing at me too? You're such a cutie." my smile fade away when he suddenly baby talk me.
Yes, fine you are handsome but the way you baby talk at me that's—kinda disgusting...
"Wife, we should decide for her name." Lancelot said while his blue eyes are looking at me.
"Yes, but the kids said they already had something on their mind. They want to name their young sister." Oh, you don't have to. I already had a name, I am Jennifer Lenard.
"Waagh wuwu, wagh." I heard a sound of a baby again. Seriously, where is it coming from? It sounds so near but I couldn't even see it.
"Young lady seem to be excited hearing that." The nanny chuckled. Young lady who? Where? Seriously people, I need answers!
Where is the freaking baby? What is ths Vanessa and Lancelot couple doing in my room? Why are they calling me their daughter? And WHY THE HECK I AM STILL ALIVE?! It's stressing me out. It would be nice if I could just die peacefully but what the hell is this situation? Is the god of death isn't satisfied of my life ending just because I died as a virgin? Is this his way of trying to punish me? By killing me using stress?! That's awful and it's making me cry.
"W-Waaaaagh, waaaaagh, wuuuuh waaagh" Baby. I should be the one crying right now. Why are you crying in my place?
"W-W-What should I do wife? She suddenly started crying!" Lancelot panicked.
"Maybe she's tired, sway her so she could sleep and take a rest." The nanny said and so Lancelot did.
The sounds of a wailing baby is fading but then I started to feel drowsy when I felt like I am being swayed back and forth. This idiot Lancelot, why is he rockng me? The baby is the one he should be rocking and not me!
I tried to fight my drowsiness but in the end I was defeated and fell asleep.