Xiao Long woke up. He felt boobs. A girl with huge fuckin tits and a huge god forsaken ass of gods is on top of his slong. First bitch obtained and just reincarnated. Previously Xiao Long was korean china japnese man attending uni and he had no friends or family so no one is sad that hes gone how convienient. the reason why he had no friends is because he was an immortal who could instantly wipe out earth and had lived for millions of years lol. Now he had been give this new life.
"im going to live in this new world and not waste it!"
[System Activated]
A window appeared in front of Xiao long
[Shut up u b*tch c*nt. Im the shystem thats going to ascend u into the fuc*ing heavens with relative ease lmao]
[All u have to do is complain n be lazy chinese japanese foodie while i empower ur a*s]
"bruh u aint cappin?"
[no cap dawg]
[All u have to do is press this button 'Auto Quest' and u can then grind for years without rest. Then press 'auto cultivate' and it will break u pass every bottle neck withhout u even knowing]
Xiao Long jumped in joy.
'hold on lets assess the surroundings. i remember there was this s*lut on top of me as of rn that i should deal with'
"Lin Ming pls get off of me, ur so heavy"
Lin Ming was his childhood friend who would often play with Xiao Long. Eventually play turned into outright aheogo fuqin as they reached the ripe martial age of 18. While xiao long was a child, he was actually blessed with heaven defying looks, his gaze could send countless woman in love and their husbands in rage. He was 6'2 and had a fuqin swole savage body that looked lean because why not and his face was an incaparable jade with thick sword like brows. His bewitching golden eyes shimmered even in low light that complimented his snow white hair that reached his waste. btw his penis is 12 inches with a wide gerth. At first glance all he could notice were 4 heavnly peaks, the left boob, right boob, left ass cheek, right ass cheek. the girl perched on top of Xiao Long had Deep ocean like eyes and light blue hair that barely grazed her shoulders, and a face of white jade with no flaws, no there was one flaw, she was too cute. she was also skinny because cultivatir lyfe
Xiao Long was of course part of the Xiao clan that existed in the weak as dog sht mortal contient. This mortal contient was ruled by the crown princes who fought for power all under the name of Shifu Empire. Their Xiao clan was weak because all mc reincarnators have to start off at the weakest point in life, his clan rules over a part of the green turtle city, that had a population of 10000000000 mortal shitters. there are a lot of other clans that exist like the Xiao Clan because i need canon fodder to pls u sadistic cnts.
Xiao Long stared in disbelief.
'Damn this busty childhood friend kinda makes me wanna go at it'
She stared at him
"Omg Po im so sorry u bumped ur head when i was fuqin the shit out of ur huge cock, r u alright"
'It seems this previous body owner is weak monkaS. he died by getting friked too hard. all his meridians were deatroyed and his divine spirit root shattered as a result of the death'
'whatever ima keep going'
"Haaaaaaaa, po u just got big again! No i think its bigger than before!!!"
the dragon breaks thru the flood gate
"Ahhh dont stop!!! ur so deep in my womb, fuck this whor pussi, im going CraZyyyyyyyyy uhhhh!!"
he then marries that bueatiful b*tch on the spot. Xiao Long then began cultivating while fuqing. his immortal divine god ki goku onepunchman Body/Qi cultivation twchnique. Xiao Long gasped. All of his meridians were restored and his qi gates have all connected and opened and his divine root regenerated and turned into immortal grade and his penis grew 2 inches. He reaches power level immortal in .0002 seconds. He then sees the future and sees al his enemies and spreads his god sense througjout the unoverse and explodes their head ez win lul. He simutanesly super levels his clan and some rando marital school with his immortal alchemy cocaine and then kills the top immortal sect, which was actually his own sect before he reincarnated. they betrayed him because y not.
[System rewards the player with the most powerful Immortal Grade Weapons ever existed in time and a sex techniqe to control his massive harem of 2 dimensional side characters that offer no value other than to fill in all the weird kinky sex woman tropes the r*tarded author can think of]
[System rewarda player with a skill book, {Dao of Elements}. Do you wish to learn it now?]
[Congragulations, You have mastered every element known to exist including the most op element, space magic!]
The system was actually created by him
"Hoh, i didnt think this system would be so useful" Xiao Long mouth gasm smirks/ devilishly smiles while maintain a poker face.
'I should hide my cultivation for now. I dont want others to think im strong, that could cause problems for me even tho its a strong eats weak world so they would target me reguardless'
Lin Ming speaks whole deep throating Xiao Longs thing
"Husband, youre the strongest being in the universe why hide ur cultivation???"
"you know too much i have to kill u. no u betrayed me u die w*ore, i saw u sleep wit my enenmy in chapter 17"
"bruh"
Xiao Long stared at Lin Ming with cold eyes. a tear fell from his left eye.
'Wtf im sad??? omg im so hesrbroken oh noo'
"I WILL REVIVE U LOVE OF MY LIFE AND KILL ANYONE WHO BLOCKS MY PATH!!!!"
Xiao Long then revives Lin Ming using skill no. 967 recived from shystem.
"Po... i never forgot abt u, i love u. i dont care if you killed me. I actually have no charchter depth nor did the author care to devlop me beyond my sterotype. I only exist to be a b*tch that neve betrays u."
"Lin Ming... i dont believe u im putting slave seal on u"
"ok"
"ok"
then the universe collapes and thw author deletes this novel.
The end hope u enjoyed readers