June 1st, 1601
"Mmmh... eh? It's night time?" as I look around the plains, in my car at 5:00AM (car has a built-in clock). I noticed something strange right away, Why is my smartphone still here...? Don't tell me, that this is somewhat the same world as that Mangaka I read yesterday?! Am I gonna have a HAREM? The phone rang, I answered. "Hello? Who is this?" then someone answered "Ooh! The call works! Anyway how's the New World looking?" "Ha? Is this God?" "Yes, that's why I'm calling you now obviously." "Oh nvm it's you."
"I have some things to address, first and foremost, You have unlimited fuel." Uh... this is considered cheating, well anyway I died so God would give me these as an apology. And I think no one makes/processes fuel here anyway.
"Second, you are set in the 1600's, so this is basically the same world as you live in, but a copy of the Beta test of this world, and some major name changes. Check your phone." Eh? isn't that the same case as that manga? And its June 1... 1601... at 5:03AM...This is medieval period, no doubt.
"Third, your oil, coolant, differential fluid and manual transmission fluid is available at the back of the car, and is also unlimited." Well, that's obvious.
"Fourth, all the items in your backpack is also brought in this world you are in."
WAAAAAIIIITTT! My iPad Pro, Laptop, iPad Air, and iPhone 5s is also here?! Okay this is literally 100% cheating!!! (Including my Notebooks lol)
"Fifth, you basically have internet wherever you go, although don't post anything about where you are and what you are doing in this world, as it would cause interest in the original country you are in."
Ahh, anonymity is the key here. Yeah I don't really post real life stuff anyway.
"Last and definitely not the least, have fun!" And the call ends there.
"Haa... where should I go next?" I looked at the Apple maps app and found out I'm basically located in Germany (then the app crashed...). "Wait, the app crashed, what the hell?" I relaunched the app and saw the new map names and territories. "Ooh it updated the map to be the same in this world as well. Interesting magic forkery you got there God."
The nearest town seems ro be named "Nachteile" which is literally German. So I started the car and set the map's point to the town.
The roads here are gravel, and I might scrape the car in the ground. I need to change the suspension height of it in the town.
As I arrive in the border of Nachteile, two guards were alerted the sound my car makes, about 100db on idle. They approached me and asked: "What is this?" and I answered with a lie: "This is a Small Carriage powered by magic" "Okay... uh go ahead and enter"
The guards were confused on the car that I brought to this world: "Hey seriously, what is that thing? Why is it so loud, and why doesn't it have horses attached?" "I don't know, he says it's powered by magic, so I guess it's some brilliant creation he made." "Eh? The body of the carriage is also weird."
P.S: "Nachteile" - Disadvantage (according to Google Translate)