*Fitness center*
*clank, clang, bamph*
*clank, clang, bamph*
*clank, clang, bamph*
*clank, clang, bamph*
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Ippo exhaled as he dropped back onto the bench exhausted, he couldnt believe how much he had improved since he had since he had won the private competition at the gym. especially with the nutritional fluid bottles, it turns out those bottle not only gave pain relief and healing but they also boosted the rate at which ippo got into shape by 30% at least.
ippo had continued to workout at the gym when he had time after school and on the weekend when he wasnt working on his family boat.
*ippo walked along and set up a new machine*
ippo kept working out while thinking what to do next, since he was around the same state as when he first started going to kamogawas in his senior year at school he wasnt in as much of a rush to get things done but he didnt want to slack since he knew the asshat ROB would just put him in an unfavorable situation like what had been happening in school whenever the delinquents and jocks caught him.
he was always dragged into some dumb contest for the stupidests reasons and it always ended in him either being embarrassed and loosing his poket money or he would be harrassed more frequently till he purposfully lost to get them to stop bugging him since it had started rumors of him starting to become a thug himself, rumoring that he would beat up the jocks and delinquents when he would keep winning all the time.
ippo needed something to do like that competition since he figured that ROB was betting on him now when he would enter tournaments or conpetitions and when he didnt ROB would get bored and then pissed so he would force a "punshment game" on ippo in the form of what happens at school.
it was extremely irritating that this kept happening but he knew he didnt have a choice since ROB was technically a god. so he could force stuff to happen to imppo and make things interesting wether he wanted to or not.
^ding ding ding^
*congratulations gamer you have had a significant enough increase in intelligence and wisdom to figure out that someone is using you like a cheap race horse.
something to parade around and show off and to gamble whatever the hell the owner wants on you, and if you dont perform
[read: Entertain me B#&%H]
then the owner will find new unique and interesting ways to either entertain him or humiliate you -aka- still entertainment*
>system reward: fuzzy unicorn boxers[ THEY ARE SUPER COMFORTABLE YOU BUM]
curse: may you live in interesting times(will activate and cause hilarious hijinks when user least expects it)^
BAMPH!!!!!
ippo had let go of the equipment he was using causing it to crash and attract attention to him before he booked it to the locker room where it just kept getting worse, he tripped on his own underwear and flipped them up onto his head when he fell. the embarrassing part was he didnt wear these ones as they were the fuzzy unicorn pair, he couldnt have worn them but from the looks of everyone it didnt matter as they all turned away trying and failing to hide laughter as he rushed into the showers after hiding the forever never being mentioned to takamura underwear in his bag.
it just kept getting worse and he knew it was ROBs fault, since everywhere he went after leaving the gym some accident would befall ippo. nothing serious and no injuries exceot to his pride, he swore that he sliped tripped fell and slid in every puddle, mud hole, man hole, garbage pile, he passed no matter what and he looked like he washed up at low tide when he got home, it was so bad he couldnt even look at his mom after he told her how he ended up like he was since he could see her trying to be supportive and have him clean up inside while she tried not to laugh herself.
it was official; ippo really was cursed and ROB is a total dick. he and takamura will never meet or choas would be unleashed on the world!
*all anyone could hear was malevolent laughter for the next hr straight but noone could identify the source*