Natsu:it's been four weeks now and like dorthy said it's very lonely no maid is brave enough to get close to me and I believe her to be correct and through out that time I was bored I realized that cats work differently in this world they are like yokai but different
when they use up seven hearts they are reborn into the age they came in so for me if I ever die I will be reborn 13 and I have never used such mean words before but fuck these mean just come out words just come right out like water pouring
maid 1: mam the Duke has came
Natsu: why? what reason? I'm not ready!
may you help me dress please fuck how unlucky
maid 1: uh may I just please get out your clothing mam?
Natsu: you are my maid undress me infact I'll make you my personal maid whatever they are it's quite boring these days maid what is your name?
maid 1: Hercury mam
Natsu: great name Hercury I hope to work well with you
Hercury: I hope to work well with you to!
Natsu:Undress me now!
Hercury: oh yeah
4 MINUTES LATER
Hercury: Mam you have very soft and smooth skin how do you do it?
Natsu: *blush* I don't... I don't know I am just able to mainta-
*door slams open*
Duke: TSU YOUR CHANGING?! HOW LONG DIES IT TAKE! I COULD HAVE GIVEN BIRTH BY NOW IF I COULD HURRY UP PUT YOU CLOTHING ON!!
Natsu: And here you come back to me you know how bored I was? even a stray God has more to do then me father or should I say DUKE
Duke: be happy your even apart of my royal blood line because
Natsu: BECAUSE WHAT?!
Duke: BECAUSE IM ABLE TO JUST STAND BY AND SUPPORT YOU THROUGH THE WAY AT LEAST OKAY!
Natsu: just because you have been supportive of me doesn't mean you have been there every step of the way mentally Duke
Duke: all I'm asking is that you will accept my gifts when I come by and one important thing
Natsu: what Duke
Duke: I came to ask you if you could help with war 4 years ago you helped with war and we noticed your a very knowledgeable person,
you know more about war and politics then any person on Earth right now so please we will lose this war without you tsu
Natsu: very well Duke I will grant your wish
Duke: I knew you would say that so I ordered my highest guard as your gift and plus your birthday is soon Tsu
Natsu: thank you Duke
Haku: hello girly
Natsu: it's Natsu you doofus
Haku: well this doofus's name is Haku but Hawk is my cool name
Natsu: sounds like a jack ass name
Duke: well I see you two get along quite well so I will take my leave ri-
Natsu: Duke your giving this doof to me you gotta be kidding around man
Duke:make sure to get ready a 6 tomorrow for the meeting tsu
Natsu: no biggie
Haku:I mean it looks like some jiggly's are quite the Biggie's already you know
Natsu: shut your tramp*blush*
Haku:I mean would it be your first time with those jigs you can't tell me it would be
Natsu:*blush* humph
Haku: ALL RIGHT THIS GON' BE TIGHT (no puns attended)
Natsu: *wide eyes* cury untie my hair I'm just going to sleep in not going to consume such things may you bring me my dinner please
Hercury: yes mam!
Haku:why did you let down your hair?it was bout to get steamy in here
Natsu: I'm not about to consume things through either of my openings but food
Haku: you even ever get yo first kiss?!
Natsu: *blush*n-nn-no
Haku: thought so hmm
Hercury: I brought the food I'll set it on the table
Haku: thanks cury you can leave us now
Hercury: okay I will do so
Haku:*grabs spoon full of soup*
Natsu: hey that's my din-
Haku:*kisses Natsu*
Natsu Hmmmmm!ghthhhhgvgrggdfvybb!
AHH WHAT THE FUCKS IS THE SHIZ NEMHEMNEMEN ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Haku: so dramatic
to be continued...