After some serious consideration, Ed came up with the best name possible for a goblin.
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The name however was not very well-received by the dazed goblin. You can't name me that! Was what it seemed to want to scream. To make this a true statement, it tried to run but Ed thrust out and grabbed it swiftly once more.
The goblin wanted to protest because it learned of Ed's intent and reasoning for the name. It was an embarrassing weak name!
The goblin's actions and protest didn't bring Ed any trouble, though it did cause him to frown.