"Waaah waaah!" Key cried desperately.
"Oh my! Key are you okay? Are you hungry? Or did you shit yourself?"
'Huh? What did she just say? Did I hear her wrong?' Key was confused.
The woman checked Key's diaper.
"Oh no, you did shit yourself."
'I didn't hear it wrong! She just said 'shit' again! It's so weird to see her saying that. It's kinda cute though.'
"Dear, go help Sonia prepare so we can eat dinner in a bit, I'll change Key-chan's diaper first then we'll come there soon."
"Got it. See you later my lovely Key! *smooch* "
'Seriously, what the hell's wrong with that dumb father of mine?'
...
"Yosh, all done. How does it feel now, Key?"
'Ohh! It was skillfully done, as expected from the vampire angel. I have to reward you for your efforts, take this!'
"Mama!" Key signals to be carried.
"..." The woman was stunned.
"..? Mama?" Key tilts his head.
'This is bad, did I do something wrong?'
The woman puts her face in front of Key.
'..?! What's she gonna do?!' Key closes his eyes preparing for the worst to happen.
*smooch*
'Huh?'
*smooch smooch smooch*
"Kyaa~! My dear Key is so cute, he called me 'mama', and I've yet to teach him that too kyaa~! My dear Key is definitely a genius!" The woman kept on giggling and kissing Key.
"..."
'Something's definitely wrong with this household.'
"Hey, my dear Key."
"Ubu?"
'What is it again? *sigh*'
"Say 'Fa~' "
'Fa? Is she trying to make me say 'Father' to surprise that father of mine? Very well, I'll play along.'
"Fa~"
"Kyaa~! Key will definitely be able to do it!"
'Hurry up already! I'm starving to death here!'
"Now say 'Ku~' "
'Huh? Why 'Ku~'? Ahh, probably a word from this world. I'll have to study more about this world once I can walk. But for now..'
"Ku~"
"You're doing great Key! Now for the last one, say 'Uu~' "
"Uu~"
"Amazing Key! Now combine them and say, 'FaKu Uu' " The woman is getting excited.
"Fa—"
'Huh? Wait a minute. 'FaKu Uu' ? Isn't it the same as 'Fuck you'?! What the hell?! First the middle finger accident, that dumb father of mine said something about respect, then unexpectedly (but cute) the 'shit' that the vampire angel said, and now there's 'Fuck you', aren't they being majorly misused right now? Seriously, what's wrong with this world?! I'm not saying such a thing in front of a beautiful creature like this, I guess I'll just have to surprise her again to make her forget about this.'
"Fa~"
"Ohh! Just a little more Key!"
"Fa~.. Father!"
" *shock* ..."
'Heh, how's that!.' Key smiles smugly.
Once again, the woman closes up her face to Key's.
'Ahh~ Here we go again. But being kissed by vampire angel isn't bad at all, in fact, I love it hehe.'
*chomp*
'GYAAAAAAAH!! WHAT THE FUCK?! DID SHE JUST BITE ME?! *gasps* F-FANGS?!'
"Key~ don't ever say that in front of Rael, I'm the only one you should call 'mama' *smiles* "
'*shivers* Rael?! Is that the name of my father? More importantly, vampire angel is scary, she's more like a vampire demon at this point!'
"Do you understand, my dear Key? *smiles* "
'..?!' Key nodded his head desperately.
"Good. Kyaa! My dear Key is definitely a genius, I'm sure of it now! *giggle* "
"..."
'... That was a huge personality switch, I better be careful in the future not to anger this woman.'