It was dark, and cold, I'm so cold. Then... I felt a bit of heat... on my eye? Why is my eye hot? I forcefully opened my other eye that isn't hot and I saw a cute little fluffy bunny, then I realized that the rabbit was pissing on me. I quickly jumped up and dumped my face in the nearby river. The rabbit panicked and hopped away.
I was quick to realize that I was in a thick forest with no humans to talk to. I then remembered that God said something about a new body, so I looked at the reflection in the mirror and saw myself, I was the same as before with the exception of a very slight difference in skin color and I finally broke 5'5.
I then took a good look at my surroundings and then a menu popped up
[For looking at your surroundings carefully you received the skill [Apraisal][Level 1]]
"Fu** Yeah a skill! Just like the novels!"
I was extremely happy but I calmed myself and decided to use Apraisal on myself
You Used [Apraisal Lvl 1]
[ Name - Khara
Race - Common human
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STATISTICS :
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LEVEL 1:
Hp - 50
Mp - 10
Strength - 7
Dexterity - 5
Intelligence - 3
Wisdom - 5
Charisma - 0.9 ]
Average stats for normal human :10
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Skills :
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Physical:
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Mental:
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Misc:[Apraisal] [level 1]
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After a few seconds of being appalled I finally said "my Charisma is 0.9! Since when can stats be digits!" I looked in the sky and yelled "Screw you God! at least give me stats of an average adult !!"
"you probably shouldn't be saying that when I'm around" A female voice said in a disappointed tone
I then turned around and saw a glowing orb which looked like me when I was with God except she didn't look like a dick but instead a spherical ball of white light "Who are you?" I said with slight fear in my voice
"I am Siri your personal assistant"
"What do you mean my personal assistant? Who sent you? Are you here to kill me? I swear I'm fucking useless,I am horribly weak so you can't even force me to do labor!"
The glowing ball just snickered and said "Don't worry you're even worse than dead weight to most people. Anyway let me repeat myself. I am Siri, God sent me to take care of you, since anybody can know you're useless by just looking at you."
I stared at her with annoyance and said "Can I get another assistant, and one that sounds like a guy and not an annoying child"
The single testicle just flew around me, but I knew that she was sneering behind that white core
She decided to finally explain my situation "OK, listen let me tell you the basics, you are in a different world (duh) and you need to survive and live this new life to its fullest, also God decided to give you a magic bag filled with a few modern necessities and gift you your friendly assistant, me" she said while glowing brighter signifying that she's smiling or something
"Friendly? Whait a magic bag? Were is it?"
"Wow you're gay AND blind... Look down"
I looked under me and saw a black bag, when I picked it up it looked and felt like a modern day laptop bag but wider, to fit a lot of things in. But when I looked in the bag it was empty.
"Where are the items?" I said confused, looking at the empty bag. But it was not empty, more like in the bag had no end, and when I put my hand in I managed to get my entire arm in there somehow.
"The only way to access the items is by pouring your magic into the bag"
I got pumped to here I can already use magic without any prior training. I then put my hand in the bag again and thought energy in my body flowing into the bag I saw a lot of skinny green waves going to the bag and then a screen popped up
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MAGIC BAG OF HOLDING
Owner:khara
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ITEMS:
modern frying pan /knife set /modern plate set/rations(5 days worth)/bowl set /water(5 days worth) /weak but sturdy bow/quiver (150 arrows)/short knife x2/...
"Since this is a special bag that belongs to you, you are the only one that can access it and when you lose this bag it'll telleport to you on command"
"Sweet! "
There were items in the bag that were useful for me now, like the food water and a bow with a lot of arrows. I quickly pulled out the bow and arrows and started shooting a nearby tree.... Pathetically
"Haha you're really bad at this, have you ever used a bow before?" Said Siri
"Go back to my iPhone in earth and leave me alone"
[Due to you using your bow often, albeit horribly you received the skill [Archery] [Lvl 1]]
"Even the system is insulting me, can't I ever have a break!?"
"Hey where are you going to!?" Yelled siri
"I'm going to use this bow to hunt myself an animal to prove I'm not worthless!"
I then went in a huff and spent the morning looking for animals
"You found anything yet?" She said in a cocky voice
"shhh shuttup there's a deer right there"
Used [Apraisal] Lvl 1
Race - Young forest deer
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STATISTICS :
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LEVEL 5:
Hp - 94
Mp - 23
Strength - 30
Dexterity - 26
Intelligence - 10
I growled at the fact that an animal had a higher intelligence Stat than me
Then I quietly snuck behind the deer making sure I don't step on a stick
For sneaking slowly and trying your best to not make noises you eared the skill [Sneak] [Lvl 1]
"thats useful"
After finally being behind the small deer I aimed my bow at it and pulled the string with all my might, I breathed slow aimed, and shot...
"I FUCKING MISSED"
The deer ran as fast as it could, the moment I missed, so now it's off to God knows where and I'm left here alone. I then stompped on the ground like an angry monkey.
For using this skill with a lot of effort [Archery] became Level 2!
"FUCK OFF"
I continued my search for another animal, and after the sun was near setting behind the mountains I found a rabbit
Race - earhern rabbit
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STATISTICS :
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LEVEL 2:
Hp - 15
Mp - 20
Strength - 10
Dexterity - 5
Intelligence - 4
"Yes an easy target"
[Apraisal] leveled up to Level 2 from excess use
"A bonus!"
I continued to sneak u till I became close enough to shoot it with my bow
After getting ready, I aimed and tried my best not to miss this time, and, I let go of the string
Damage dealt - 25
"FUCK YEAH YOU HOPPING BIT*H"
I quickly grabbed the rabbit and [Appraised] it to make sure it's dead. "Suck it Siri look who's useless now!" I then stuffed the rabbit in my bag for later use.
A really loud growl sound appeared, and after quickly turning around I saw a hog half my size staring at me with red eyes, I froze solid.
"Run you useless hunk of flesh!" Siri's words snapped me out of it and I ran as fast as my legs can endure