When he went out and turned left, he was filled with Wang Dahao, who heard the sound and came to check the situation. "Angkor, what's going on?"
Seeing that he was flustered with water and still holding a pink underpants his hand, Wang Dahao understood it instantly and replaced it with a very connotative smile.
"Angkor, you are lucky in love affairs." He poked Wu Gang with his elbow. "Which beautiful woman is inside?"
Wu Gang immediately saw the outline of the mature woman with the most lasting appeal among the three, but it would be so embarrassing. He smiled and said, "Inside is your Wang Yuee, Wang Yi! If you want to see big breasts and fat buttocks, go in and have a look."
"Oh, don't disgust me. I'll stand guard at the door." Wang Dahao slipped away with an axe.
Wu Gang walked upstairs, only to find that he still holds a underpants.
Pink, is it the two little girls'?
What should I do? Do I need to put it back? No, no, no. After struggling for half a day, he found out that the underpants is neither lost nor lost. It is even more inappropriate to hold it. It is simply difficult to make a decision.
If you want to say that he broke into the bathroom by mistake, he really didn't mean it. He has lived alone for six years. Where does he have the habit of knocking at the door when entering the bathroom? It is totally unnecessary.
Besides, outside is a zombie attack, where do you three women have the mood to take a bath, is too assured of his fighting capacity, or think even death they also want to be clean ghosts?
No matter what the reason is, it is better to lock the door when taking a bath. If the door lock is broken, at least find something to block the door.
Hey, wait? Speaking of blocking the door, when he pushed the door just now, it seemed that he did encounter a little resistance. Quickly playing back the scene in his mind, he suddenly found that after he entered the bathroom, there seemed to be half a broken chopstick on the ground.
"might they used chopsticks instead of bolts, didn't they?" Wu Gang thought in such a way, and he suddenly becomes guilty.
So this is really his fault?
At this moment, Larissa led Shi Lan down from the second floor quickly. "Wu Geng, it's great that you have returned safely!" She excitedly gave Wu Gang, who was covered in dust, a big hug, then missed him straight and ran downstairs, leaving behind the face of puzzled Wu Gang.
"What the hell are these women today? Is it evil?" He turned and saw the two men go down to the first floor and go straight into the bathroom.
"Did you take a bath again?" Now Wu Gang is interested. This showerhead is not a system item, is it? Is the water flowing down from it with magic? No, I must try it later.
He went up to the second floor, and the remaining three people were asking Xu Jiaming about the situation. Seeing him coming, they all gathered around him at once. After all, what Xu Jiaming said is less than the authority of the leader.
However, Wu Gang only said one word, "It's all done."
Then he pulled Su Junjie and asked him what happened to these women. Su Junjie shrugged his shoulders and said that he did not know who found the hot water. Then a group of women went crazy and went into two groups to take a bath no matter what was going on outside.
"Why didn't Wang Yuee go?" Wu Gang said that she has really changed her problems.
"She seems to be a period and cannot be washed." Encountered this embarrassing topic, Su Junjie lowered his tone a lot.
"I understand." Wu Gang breathed a sigh of relief and felt that this was in line with the objective facts.
The two men talked about the dialectical relationship between a hot bath and a woman with a sigh and finally came to the conclusion that it is better for men to wash and sleep obediently. Don't guess the woman's mind.
At this moment, Li Jia led the two women to the second floor, with eight eyes opposite each other. The atmosphere was once very embarrassing.
Xie Anqi walked up to Wu Gang very strongly, pinched his arm angrily, put it in his ear, and asked quietly, "Where have you put my mother's...?"
Yo, it's Li Jia's. It's the first prize. Wu Gang could not restrain his obscene thoughts and be secretly pleased. Suddenly, he did not want to return it.
"Ahem." The thought of hooligans and rogues is cancer. It is absolutely unacceptable. He coughed twice and returned to normal. He also quietly said to Xie Anqi, "I'm sorry, I met Larissa upstairs just now. I was nervous and put it in my pocket. How can I give you so many people here? how about I give you a new one."
"No, you give it back to me quickly. What if you do strange things with my mother's underwear?" Xie Anqi was a little excited, and her voice suddenly rose a gear. Although it was still not very loud, Su Junjie next to him heard it.
"Ahem, ahem!" He coughed up the old phlegm that had been stuck for more than a year. "I said Angkor is nearly 30 people, and why he takes underwear ... ahem! I'm sorry you can think of it. Can you stop thinking of us adults so obscene?"
Wu Gang was blamed by Xie Anqi which was really in a distress situation. Fortunately, Su Junjie found him a step so as not to be too ashamed. "I'm afraid of you, take it away." He rolled the underpants in his hand, handed it to Xie Anqi, and turned her hand over to ensure that there were no others saw the whole process.
"Hee hee, that's reassuring." Xie Anqi won the victory and asked him for the big bag of new underwear.
"Sable, come out and follow her." He just wanted to send the lad away quickly, patted the backpack, sable dimly emerged, grabbed Xie Anqi's calf, and jumped all the way to her shoulder.
"Is this okay?" Wu Gang rubbed his palm with a smile.
Xie Anqi pinched his arm again with little shyness and said like a hairspring, "It's not over yet that you see my body!"
This sounds ambiguous. Wu Gang squinted and just wanted to ask what you would do while she ran away with the sable.
"Angkor, you are lucky in love affairs." Su Junjie's smile was exactly the same as Wang Dahao's just now. He looked at Xie Anqi's back, especially somewhere, and knew at a glance that she was a good wife.
"Xie's development is advanced enough, I think a 30-year-old young woman is not as hot as she is. It's just a little too ordinary in appearance. Alas, God is fair indeed." He said with a sigh of emotion.
"Yo? It seems that your girlfriend has successfully spread the gospel to you. Look at this mouth. always saying, God." Wu Gang curled his eyebrows at him.
" How can I behave like that, I change, indeed as expected the lord is fair. Hey hey, Angkor, your belief is my belief. What do you think?" Su Junjie said with a smile.
"Damn it." Wu Gang rolled his eyes. Last time he said that Lord was wrangling with Larissa, he didn't expect to be remembered by this boy.
Speaking of Xie Anqi, In fact, Wu Gang doesn't think she looks ordinary. After all, women have changed in their eighteenth year of college. A high school student hasn't changed yet. Moreover, at the age of countless movies, the aesthetic standards for the opposite sex have begun to be simplified. After removing all vain expressions, it will be found that women still have to endure watching, and the most important thing is their character and temperament.
There is a saying how to say, turn off the light, it is the same.
Although this implies a middle-aged man's submission to fate, life is completely different from dating a girl. If he marries a girl who is too ostentatious, it is hard to say that she won't have affairs with others.
even if you persevere and still stick to the Appearance Association, but natural beauties are rare after all and have been married by those face blindness bosses who do not know beauty and ugliness. As for the rest, they are basically devout believers of Asia's four major sorceries, and they still have to pull the lights when married back.