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The story focuses on the daily misadventures at an IT Office. There, we follow the lives of Carlos Rivera, a socially awkward programmer with a burning passion for coffee, Nina Green, a hard-working support girl with a slight addiction to games, and Garry “The Finger” Johnson, an easy-going guy with an awful taste for jokes, as well as other people working for the Office. Yeah, it’s a Sitcom. _____ Author’s Notes: Hello there, readers. This is a very different kind of story from what you are used to reading on this website. It is a Sitcom and I’m writing it in Screenplay format. I thought about it and the conclusion I came to is that it would be the best fit for this type of story. I am aware that many of you won’t be the biggest fans of this style, but if at least one of you enjoys it, that would make my day. I’m open to suggestions, so, please be sure to leave them in the comments. I plan on writing episodes on a weekly basis. Once a ‘season’ is over, I will take a small break but shortly after, I will continue with the next one. (I hope I can stick to the schedule). P.S.: Sadly there are not enough formatting options here. My original file looked like an actual script... I hope you understand ;-; FYI: INT. = Interior EXT. = Exterior CONT'D = Continued * = Describing a scene [I'm also publishing on other services, so yeah... no one is copying me].
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Chapter 1 - Episode 01 - Pilot

TEASER

FADE IN:

EXT. THE CAMERA SHOWS A PANORAMA OF THE MORNING SKY THEN MOVES INTO AN APARTMENT.

INT. CARLOS' HOUSE.

Carlos is rushing out of bed and brushing his teeth. His room is very clean and fairly organized. At least two bookshelves can be seen. Carlos grabs an apple and leaves the apartment.

EXT. THE STREET

Nina is looking at her phone while walking towards a building.

Garry is on the other side of the street. Nina sees him but pretends she doesn't.

GARRY

(Waving)

*Garry is missing one finger in his right hand.

Hey, Nina. How ya doin'? Playing on that damn phone at this time in the morning? Have you no shame?

*Nina rolls her eyes.

NINA

(Whispering to herself)

What did I do to deserve this?

*From afar you can see Carlos running towards the camera. No one notices.

GARRY

So, Nina. How did it go with your parents the other day? Did they approve your new boyfriend? Everything ready for the marriage?

NINA (Starting to get irritated)

How many times do I need to tell you? I don't want to get married… like, ever.

*Carlos is getting closer, and still no one notices him.

GARRY

(Pretending to believe) Right, right…

Anyway, I was wondering, would you like to go for a cup of coffee or something? You can bring your man if you want, I don't mind.

NINA

Garry...

As she was about to finish the sentence, they both see Dan, and stop midway walking.

GARRY AND NINA

(Awkwardly)

Good morning, Dan.

DAN

(Serious) Good morning, you two. I see you are having another one of your meaningless chit-chats. I also see it's time to start working, so why don't we all just head inside?

GARRY AND NINA (Obeying)

Okay, Dan.

*As they were about to enter the building, Carlos, who did not manage to stop his running cycle, slams into Dan, spilling his coffee.

*Garry and Nina have a nervous look.

CARLOS

Oh, hey, Dan. Didn't see you there… wow, drinking cappuccino today? what a change!

CAMERA ZOOMS INTO CARLOS FACE AND HE LOOKS AT IT AWKWARDLY

ACT ONE

INT. OFFICE - EVERYONE LOOKS TIRED

IAN

(Excited)

Good morning! Everyone ready for the new project?

*Everyone looks at him, then goes back to what they were doing.

IAN

C'mon… You guys know this is very important. We just signed this contract and we need to make it work; so put a smile in those faces and let's work. Say it with me: Yes, we are ready!

EVERYONE

(Indifferently)

Yes, we are ready..

IAN

I think you guys can do better than that… where's that pretty smile, huh?

EVERYONE

(Pretending to be excited)

Yes, we are ready!

IAN

Now that's, better.

Carlos, Dan, please come into my office, I need to talk to you two.

*Carlos looks at Dan and then at Nina as if saying, "help me".

*Nina shrugs her shoulders.

NINA

(Whispering)

Good luck, champ.

BERTA

(While cleaning next to Nina)

Nina, you're looking kind of tired there. Didn't sleep well?

NINA

Not really. I went to sleep very late.

BERTA

Why is that?

NINA

Well, there was this event going on in this game I play, and I had to finish it up before it ended.

NANCY

(Looking confused)

So, you stayed up late...to play a game? You are an adult women, should you really be spending your time with those?

NINA

What does me being an adult woman have anything to do with that?

NANCY

I don't know… aren't games meant for children… or men who act like children?

NINA

No…! Games are for everyone…

(Saying proudly) They unite us all.

NANCY

Yeah… whatever you say, sister. I just think there are better things for a woman to do.

NINA

(Starting to get mad)

Please, it's 2020 and you still have that mentality? You know what? As you said, I am an adult woman… I can do whatever I want… I can work, vote, play my games, heck… I can even post my naked pictures on the internet if I feel like it!!!

*Garry looks at Nina with a surprised face.

GARRY

You have naked pictures? Can I have 10 copies, please?

NINA

No!!!

Ugh… I'll just get back to work.

GARRY

(Whispering to himself) 'No' to which of my questions?

*From within Ian's office you can hear a scream: "Nooooooo!!!!!!"

*Everyone looks confused.

INT. IAN'S OFFICE. (10 minutes ago)

*There are some action figures from older cartoons on his desk. There is one messy bookshelf and a couple of family pictures on the walls.

IAN

Please, have a seat.

(He waits for them to sit down)

This new contract is very important; if we make it work, and we have to, we can get a lot of money… I will finally be able to buy my daughters the doll house they want so much. Those things are surprisingly expensive, even though they are made out of plastic, by slave children in China…

(trying to remember) Where was I? Oh, yeah, the contract.

*Carlos and Dan just awkwardly nod to what Ian is saying.

IAN (CONT'D)

As you know, we need to start this new project. The representative of the company just called me… they need the meeting to happen tomorrow. It has to be tomorrow, because after that, they will be going on a business trip and have to stay there for a while.

CARLOS

All Right, no problem. Dan is our analyst, he can go there tomorrow and interview them and gather all the information needed - (Looks at Dan and tries to smile) right, Dan?

*Dan just has an unimpressed face.

IAN

Yeah, that is the thing. Dan has some pretty important affairs scheduled for tomorrow. He told me about them two weeks ago and he can't really cancel them now.

CARLOS

Then how are we doing this? Dan is our only Analyst…

*Ian is looking straight at Carlos while smiling.

*Carlos slowly realizes what is happening.

CARLOS

Oh, no, no, no…

IAN

Yeah… as our most experienced programmer you're going to have to handle the interview.

CARLOS

(Baffled) Wha... yo… no…

Wait… most experienced programmer? I'm the only one here… you said you were going to hire interns, but never did!

Anyway, getting side-tracked here… I can't do that. You know I hat… strongly dislike talking to strangers.

IAN

Yes, I know of your situation, but I've made my decision already. It's scheduled. You are doing it.

*an winks at Carlos.

*Carlos tries to say something but it is interrupted by Ian.

IAN

Since you never held an Interview, Dan here will teach you everything you need to know and what to ask the Client.

I've postponed your duties, so you can have a private class with Dan for the rest of the day.

*Carlos looks at Dan, who looks back at him with a serious face.

CARLOS

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

FADE IN:

INT. OFFICE - CARLOS' DESK

*Everyone is gathered around Carlos' desk.

CARLOS

And that's what happened.

SMALL BREAK.

FADE IN:

INT. OFFICE - CARLOS' DESK

NINA

So, you're going to have a private class with Dan?

CARLOS

Yeah…

NINA

(Confused)

Why did they even choose you? Everyone knows you suck at talking to people… (Apologetic) no offense.

CARLOS

None taken.

NINA

I don't mean to be rude, but I think other people here in the office would be a much better fit for this opportunity.

NANCY

Everyone knows you are jealous that Carlos got to do something (hand-quoting) important.

NINA

I'm not jealous, I just think I could do a better job… Again, no offence.

CARLOS

Still, none taken.

I hate this just as much as you. But apparently, since I am the programmer, I should be the one doing the interview, as I will be the one developing the whole damn thing (looking tired).

Also… Ian wants me to be more lively towards other people… (Baffled) can you believe this guy?

GARRY

Doesn't matter now who is the most fit for the job… Ian chose Carlos, nothing we can do about it.

(Sarcastically) But… I just want to say, good luck in your class. Dan is so funny you will barely be able to pay attention to the lesson.

CARLOS

(Too tired to come up with a clever answer)

This is going to be a painfully long day.

NINA

Don't worry. It is going to be fine. Dan is a very professional man. Just take his class seriously and you got nothing to worry about.

CARLOS

I doubt it.

NINA

Don't be so pessimistic. You just spilled some coffee on him.

CARLOS

Yeah, about that… it was a little bit more than just coffee.

FLASHBACK TO SOMETIME BEFORE - SAME DAY.

*Carlos is walking while not paying attention to his surroundings, and hits Dan's desk and spills his water.

Carlos freezes and looks at Dan with a 'stupid' face.

CARLOS

Oops.

*Dan looks angrily at Carlos.

BACK TO PRESENT.

NINA

(A little less confident)

Okay… so you spilled some water as well… I still think you are fine.

CARLOS

Yeah…

FLASHBACK AGAIN.

*Carlos, running to the bathroom.

CARLOS

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go…

*Carlos bumps into Dan and he drops all the files he was holding.

PRESENT

NINA

(Losing all hope)

...

At least you didn't spill any liquid this time…

CARLOS

About that...

CONT'D FROM PREVIOUS FLASHBACK.

*Some sort of ink drops from the shelf next to where they were standing right onto Dan's files.

*Carlos puts on a 'terrified smile'

PRESENT

NINA

C'mon man!!!

CARLOS

I know… Not my luckiest day.

(Sigh)

Dan is going to eat me alive. He has no sense of compassion, no sense of humor and I think he just loves to torture others. What a terrifying man.

*Nina and Garry look scared.

DAN

(Showing up from behind Carlos)

Shall we begin?

CARLOS

Oh, hi, Dan. Didn't see you there.

(Laughs awkwardly)

CAMERA ZOOMS INTO DAn'S SERIOUS LOOK

FADE OUT.

FADE IN:

EXT. A CHEAP-LOOKING RESTAURANT

*Carlos, Nina and Garry are having lunch.

GARRY

So… are you in a teacher-student (hand-quoting) relationship with Dan already?

NINA

Shut up, Garry!

(Looks at Carlos) How did it go?

CARLOS

Terribly.

Dan had no mercy. He talked for two hours straight, no interruptions, and expected me to write down notes. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he gave me a notebook.

*Carlos shows the notebook to them. The cover reads: IT for dummies.

CARLOS (CONT'D)

Apparently there will be a test this afternoon. According to him, if I don't pass: "There will be consequences".

I don't even wanna know what that means.

GARRY

Ha! You're screwed.

NINA

Want me to help you out?

CARLOS

How could you? I was not able to take a single note. It was like trying to measure Roadrunner's speed with an ACME device… it was just impossible.

NINA

I don't need your notes… and frankly I don't think they'd be of much help anyway.

CARLOS

Hey!

NINA (CONT'D)

(Ignoring Carlos)

I have been studying a lot. I want to become an Analyst in the future. So yeah… I can help you with this test.

CARLOS

Wow, that's very helpful.

NINA

Dan has got nothing on me.

CUT:

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM.

*Carlos shows Nina the test.

NINA

Okay, so Dan has got something for me…!

FADE IN:

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM.

CARLOS

Are you seriously saying that you don't know the answers?

NINA

I'm sorry. These are way harder than I expected. Dan is surely furious at you.

CARLOS

Thanks, Sherlock. I hadn't noticed that.

NINA

Hey, I'm trying to help.

CARLOS

I can see and I appreciate that. But Dan beat us both.

NINA

Not yet.

CARLOS

What do you mean? You just said you don't know the answers.

NINA

I never said that…! I just…. uh, don't remember them right now. You said you have one and a half hours to finish the test. Give me one hour and I will bring you the answers.

CARLOS

Wow… okay, thanks.

Why are you even helping me, though? I thought you were jealous

NINA

(Interrupting Carlos)

Not jealous…

CARLOS (CONT'D)

Okay… you thought someone else would be better at this. So why? I expected you wanted me to fail.

NINA

I admit it… I don't think you are the most fit for this job. But, we are colleagues, and more importantly, friends. I won't let you fail. Also, this is good practice for me. (Smiles proudly).

CARLOS

Thank you very much, Nina.

NINA

No probs.

1 HOUR LATER.

*Carlos looks at Nina and shrugs his shoulders as if to ask, are you gonna take much longer?

*Nina mimics as if to say 'just a bit longer'.

Carlos looks preoccupied.

Dan almost sees Carlos and Nina's interaction, but Carlos plays it off.

20 MINUTES LATER.

INT. NINA'S DESK.

*Nina stands up in a hurry with some papers on her hand and heads towards the Conference Room.

*Carlos is walking out of there.

NINA

(in an angry tone)

What are you doing? I just finished the test and was bringing the answers to you… there are still 10 minutes left.

CARLOS

Yeah. Dan was starting to get impatient and suspicious. So I just answered the questions.

NINA

How? You didn't know a single one.

CARLOS

Well, I used my Skills.

FLASHBACK:

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM

*Camera zooms into Carlos' pen, which reads "Skills".

*Carlos blindly chooses the answers.

PRESENT

NINA

So you just made wild guesses?

CARLOS

You can say that.

NINA

I don't believe this. I spent all this time, and…

CARLOS

(Interrupts Nina)

I know, I know… I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you.

NINA

Last time you said that, you gave me a lecture on why putting sugar in coffee is objectively wrong. I'm fine, thanks.

CARLOS

And I still think you got a great deal that day.

But, that's not it. I'll… hmm… yeah, I'll get you those new costumes you wanted for that game you play.

NINA

(In a sassy tone) Uh, they are called skins.

And please, those are super expensive.

CARLOS

C'mon, you are always helping me. It's no biggie.

And they can't be thaaaat expensive, they are just some game clothes.

NINA

They are [censored] dollars.

CARLOS

whaaaaaaat!?

Okay, so I'll just get you lunch the next time.

NINA

(Sighs, but then smiles)

Okay.

BREAK.

INT. CARLOS' DESK

*Dan shows up and slams the test onto the Desk.

DAN

Explain this to me!

CARLOS

Uh… it's my test(?)

DAN

(Sighs)

I know it is your test. Explain this score.

CARLOS

Uuuh… I guess it was the pressure. This kind of job is so important and I never did something like this. I was just very nervous.

DAN

Are you mocking me, Carlos? Are you telling me that you got a perfect score due to nervousness and pressure?

CARLOS

Yeah, I'm sorry, I just didn't know the an… wait, what did you just say? Perfect score?

DAN

Yes, that is exactly what I said.

I don't know what you did and I believe you got all the answers correct because of luck or you cheated. But, I have no way of proving that. So, congratulations, you may continue with the job.

*Dan extends his hand to shake Carlos' hand.

*Carlos looks confused, but accepts the hand-shake.

*After this, Dan cleans his hands with Purell.

DAN

(Looks back)

But if I ever find out you cheated…

(Continues walking)

CARLOS

Dan, wait… what will you do if you find out? Dan… Dan…!

*Dan continues walking and leaves the room.

ACT TWO

INT. AN UNKNOWN MEETING ROOM.

*Carlos is looking at his phone.

CARLOS (TEXT)

They will be here in minutes. What do I do!? (Screaming in Fear emoji).

NINA (TEXT)

It's going to be fine. Remember what we rehearsed. And, act confidently.

...

Try to fool them. Good luck.

CARLOS (TEXT)

Thanks.

The door opens and three Asian-looking businessmen enter.

CARLOS

Hello, gentlemen.

My name is Carlos and I will be holding the interview in place of Dan.

BUSINESSMAN A

We know.

BUSINESSMAN B

...

BUSINESSMAN C

Shall we begin?

CARLOS

(Confused) Y...yeah.

BUSINESSMAN A

We designed a small presentation of what we want for this project.

*Businessman B turns-off the lights and turns-on a projector.

*The corner of the presentation shows 1/127 pages.

Carlos is thinking to himself while time passes.

CARLOS

(Thinking)

Oh, boy. This is going to be boring, but I think I can follow.

*Time passes.

CARLOS

(Thinking)

Ok, so far so good.

I'm actually not so bad at this, and considering how much they talked they must be more than halfway through.

*Presentation shows 10/127 pages.

CARLOS

(Thinking)

S***.

*Time passes.

CARLOS

(Thinking)

Oh, no… I think I'm not understanding this anymore.

Time passes.

Carlos was almost sleeping but suddenly wakes up when one of the businessmen asks him a question.

CARLOS

(Surprised) Uhh… yeah, sure.

BUSINESSMAN C

Good.

*A long time after.

BUSINESSMAN B

And that will be it.

CARLOS

(Looking confused and desperate)

Yeah, I guess so…

What a great presentation.

BUSINESSMAN A

I know that. We made it.

CARLOS

(Nodding)

You sure did.

BUSINESSMAN C

Any questions?

CARLOS

Oh, I have many questions.

First, how long did it take to write this incredibly enormous presentation?

BUSINESSMAN A

(Not looking very happy)

That is a very stupid question.

CARLOS

(Apologetic)

Just a joke to lighten up the mood, I'm sorry.

BUSINESSMAN A

Be more careful next time.

But it took one hour.

CARLOS

(Screaming)

One hour!?

(Realized he should not have screamed) I-I'm so sorry about that.

You guys sure work hard.

BUSINESSMAN A

Any questions regarding the project?

CARLOS

Ah… yes, yes.

Uuuuuh… where shall we begin?

*The three of them look unhappy to hear this question.

*Carlos is confused.

CARLOS

Something wrong?

BUSINESSMAN B

We explained many times during the presentation every step we want to take.

CARLOS

(Sweating)

(Nervous) Yeah, yeah, yeah…

(Thinking of how to say what he wants to)

The thing is… the presentation was…

BUSINESSMAN A

Thorough?

BUSINESSMAN B

Well-detailed?

BUSINESSMAN C

Perfectly written?

CARLOS

(Says it very fast, because otherwise he would not have had the courage)

Long.

*The three look confused then unhappy.

CARLOS

Do you have a shorter, summarized version?

BUSINESSMAN C

That was the short version.

That over there is the complete version.

*Camera zooms into a huge binder.

CARLOS

Oh boy.

BUSINESSMAN A

So you did not pay attention?

CARLOS

(Trying to get it together)

No, no, no… that's not it.

What I mean is, it would be much easier to work with a shorter presentation. Also, I'm the one who should be interviewing you guys.

BUSINESSMAN C

What did you just say?

We have decades of business experience and a youngster like you thinks he can tell us how to do an interview?

CARLOS

No… you're taking my words out of context there.

BUSINESSMAN C

Oh, so you are just calling me a liar?

CAMERA ZOOMS INTO CARLOS' FACE.

CARLOS

(Sighs)

CAMERA MOVES OUTSIDE THE BUILDING, SHOWING A PANORAMA OF THE BUILDING AND THE STREET.

INT. OFFICE - NINA'S DESK

*Nina is playing a game on her phone.

*Garry rolls his chair until he is next to Nina's desk.

GARRY

(Whispering) Hey, Nina.

Nina just ignores him.

GARRY

(Coughs)

(Speaking louder) Hey, Nina!

NINA

(Answers without looking at Garry)

What do you want this time, Garry?

GARRY

(Excited)

I want to make a bet with you.

Nina puts her phone down.

NINA

A bet? What are you talking about?

GARRY

Come on, Nina. A bet is when two or more people put something at risk based on the outcome of..

NINA

(Interrupting Garry)

I know what a bet is, Garry.

GARRY

Then what are you confused about?

NINA

I want to know what kind of bet…

You know what, forget it. I don't care. I won't accept it anyway.

GARRY

Don't be like that. You're gonna love it.

NINA

And what makes you think that?

GARRY

I don't know… let's just say that, if you win I can stop annoying you for a while.

Nina looks at him starting to get interested.

GARRY

Aha! I know that look. You are interested.

NINA

Maybe…

For how long would you stop?

GARRY

I don't know, how about a week?

NINA

(Right as he stopped talking)

A month!!!

GARRY

Wow, Nina… that really hurts my feelings.

*Nina shrugs her shoulders.

GARRY

But that's fine.

If you win, I will not annoy you for a whole month.

*Nina smiles.

GARRY (CONT'D)

But if I win, you're gonna have to go out with me…

NINA

What…?!

GARRY (CONT'D)

I haven't finished it yet.

Aaaand, you're going to have to wear whatever I choose.

NINA

That is preposterous.

Why would I agree to that?

GARRY

The stakes are very high. And I know how displeased you'd be if you had to go out with me (whispering in a jokey yet real tone) and that makes me so so sad.

Okay… let me make this more interesting. If you win, I will not talk to you, unless required by our work situation, for the rest of the year.

*Nina can't hide how interested she feels.

NINA

Why would you bet that?

You'd hate it.

GARRY

(Trying to sound fancy)

Indeed, my dear. If, and let me make that clear, IF, I lost, I would feel very sad. HOWEVER, I won't lose.

NINA

Why? What's the content of the bet?

GARRY

Oh, it's quite simple.

You have to stay an entire day without playing or even looking at a single game, especially that one on your phone. The 'Knights of Rock' or something.

Simple right?

NINA

It's called 'Warriors of Bright Stone'.

And, that's stupid.

It's so easy for me to win.

GARRY

Is it, though?

I want the bet to be today!

NINA

Today? It's already 10:30 AM. Wouldn't you want an 'entire' day?

GARRY

No, no. I want it today.

NINA

Well, I don't think we can do it today.

GARRY

And why is that, my dear?

NINA

First of all, stop calling me dear.

GARRY

(Silently)

Okay.

NINA (CONT'D)

Second of all. I can't today. We are in the middle of an in-game event that ends today.

GARRY

Oh yes, I know about the event.

NINA

(Genuinely confused)

How?

GARRY

Oh Nina. You are not the only smart person in this office. I have my way of gathering information.

NINA

(Rolling her eyes) Whatever…

I have to play the event.

GARRY

Nah… you don't have to, you just want to play it.

Think about it, Nina. This is an amazing opportunity. You have been asking me to stop annoying you since you started working here, and I'm giving you the chance, right here, right now, on a golden platter, and you are just gonna brush it off? You said it yourself, it's an easy win for you.

*Nina ponders for a while.

NINA

Fine!!

I agree to it.

I won't play any game for the rest of the day.

GARRY

Now that's my girl.

*Nina ignores the last comment and shows Garry that she is putting her phone inside her drawer.

CAMERA ZOOMS INTO GARRY'S FACE AND HE HAS AN EVIL GRIN.

INT. MEETING ROOM

CARLOS

Okay, now that we've corrected the misunderstanding, let's resume the interview.

*The three businessmen nod in approval.

CARLOS

Hmmmm, okay.

If you had to summarize this project in one sentence, what would say?

BUSINESSMAN A

One sentence? Now you're just asking the impossible.

CARLOS

Two sentences?

*Businessman A is not very pleased.

*About 10 minutes later.

CARLOS

(Raises his hands)

Halleluja.

*The three businessmen also raise their hands.

CARLOS

Okay, okay.

I have an idea of how to start this now.

*Montage of Carlos asking a bunch of questions to the Businessman.

CARLOS

I have drawn a small chart, showing a prototype version of the software you desire.

But before I show it to you, can I visit the bathroom?

BUSINESSMAN A

Yes, of course.

You can use my personal restroom. It's right here in my office, let me show you.

CARLOS

Thanks, man.

INT. BUSINESSMAN'S RESTROOM

CARLOS

Damn this is fancy.

Look at that, there is a small fountain in here. Holy balls, there's even a statue. Man, that is one ugly statue, though.

*Carlos starts 'playing' with the statue.

*Carlos drops the statue and it breaks.

*The pieces scattered all around the bathroom.

BUSINESSMAN A

Everything okay in there?

CARLOS

Uhhh… yeah. Everything is superb. Thanks for asking.

CARLOS

(Freaking out)

Oh no, oh no, oh no.

What do I do? I broke the statue…

Calm down, Carlos, it's probably not that expensense…

*Hey, you're still outside?

BUSINESSMAN A

Yes.

CARLOS

I love this statue. How much was it?

BUSINESSMAN A

Fifty thousand dollars!

That is the only one in the world.

CARLOS

(freaking out)

Oh, no. I'm done for.

INT. OFFICE - GARRY'S DESK

GARRY

(Looking at Nina's desk)

How are you hanging in there, Nina?

Wanna give up already?

NINA

(Seemingly nervous)

I'm fine… I could do this for days.

(Forced laughter)

GARRY

(Pretending to believe)Sure, sure.

You know, if you give up now, I promise I will be very gentle in our meal together.

NINA

I will never give up!!!

NANCY

(While shaping her nails)

What are you guys talking about?

NINA

Garry proposed this stupid bet and I agreed to it.

NANCY

A bet? That sounds interesting.

What's the content?

GARRY

Nina has to stay the entire day without playing any game.

NANCY

Ha… so an easy win for our Finger Boy, here.

Why would you even accept that, Nina? Everybody knows you're more addicted to games than Carlos is to coffee.

NINA

I can control myself, alright?

It's no problem.

NANCY

(Pretending to believe)

Whatever..,

NINA

(Determined)

You'll see!

GARRY

(Talking to himself)

Yes, we will, Nina.

INT. BUSINESSMAN A OFFICE.

*Carlos is leaving the bathroom with a concerned look.

BUSINESSMAN A

Did something happen in there?

CARLOS

Uuuh, nothing much.

You know, the old Lactose Intolerance.

Diarrhea, and stuff… nothing much.

*Businessman A looks disgusted.

CARLOS

Shall we go back?

Carlos starts to walk back to the meeting room, but Businessman A wants to check out what happened inside the bathroom.

CARLOS

No, no, no…. you don't want to enter that now.

It smells like death inside.

*Businessman A ignores the comments and still goes inside.

*Carlos tries to stop him one last time, but fails.

BUSINESSMAN A

What is the meaning of this?!?!

CARLOS

Uh, I can explain…

BUSINESSMAN A

Then try.

CARLOS

You see, I was trying to make an analogy.

*Businessman A doesn't seem convinced.

CARLOS

When you told me the statue was worth that much, I thought to myself: This is like our current project.

It's worth a lot of money, but it shouldn't be done in a single action, but divided into multiple parts of the same value.

BUSINESSMAN A

I've heard enough. Get out of my Office. Get out of my Company.

CARLOS

No, wait, wait, wait.

It makes sense. Every part doesn't work on their own, but when put together it works.

One image is better than a thousand words, right?

BUSINESSMAN A

OUT!!!

CARLOS

'kay.

FADE IN:

EXT. UNDER A BRIDGE.

*Carlos is setting up a tent under the bridge and putting some personal objects inside.

*Nina and Garry are getting close.

NINA

(Out of breath)

I came here as soon as I saw your message.

What happened?

CARLOS

I screwed up everything.

Uuuh… why is Garry here too?

NINA

We made a bet and he is following me so I don't break it… doesn't matter.

*Garry nods at him.

CARLOS

Okay… Whatever…

(Sad tone) I was finally getting their trust and then, Bam, I ruined everything.

NINA

What? How?

CARLOS

I broke a stupid statue.

NINA

A statue?

CARLOS

Yeah… and it was pretty ugly too. It was half bird, half human, it had this BIIIIIIG nose and… ug, just thinking about it makes me squeamish.

NINA

Oh, it's the "Humanum avis est magnum nasum"... I've heard there's only one of it in the world.

CARLOS

Yeah, I know that now.

NINA

Okay, you broke it… that sucks. But why are you here?

CARLOS

I'm decorating my new house.

NINA

Don't be silly.

CARLOS

Silly?

Don't you get it, Nina?

Ian said we needed this project. The company depended on it and I screwed it up.

I'm jobless now, Nina.

I'll have to survive the way I can.

I stole my cousin's camping tent, I got some of my most precious items and here I am.

NINA

Don't be stupid…

Wait, precious items?

There is a playboy from 15 years ago in there.

CARLOS

I know. It's my very first playboy and it's quite rare actually.

GARRY

Yeah, Nina. Priorities.

NINA

Shut up, Garry.

C'mon, Carlos.

Let's go back. I'm sure Ian will understand. It wasn't intentional.

CARLOS

I think you are a bit too positive.

NINA

It's true.

You are our only programmer and you are pretty damn good at it.

Ian is not gonna fire you like that.

CARLOS

(Reluctant) Okay…

SUDDEN CUT

INT. OFFICE.

IAN

(Speaking to Carlos)

You're fired.

*Carlos looks at Nina, as if saying (in a sarcastic tone) "Thank you".

ACT THREE

INT. CARLOS' DESK

Carlos is packing up his stuff.

NINA

I'm sorry, Carlos.

I didn't think he was going to fire you like that.

CARLOS

Don't apologize, Nina. It's not your fault.

I screwed everything up.

NINA

It'll be so lonely here without you.

CARLOS

I'll miss you.

But you can always visit me… I'll be under the usual bridge.

NINA

Carlos!!! You will find another job really fast…

CARLOS

Maybe… but not in IT… I've sent so many resumés and nothing… all I got were negative replies.

Maybe I should change areas.

NINA

Oh Carlos. Why are you so negative?

You just made a mistake and it wasn't even in your area of expertise.

CARLOS

Save your saliva, Nina.

NINA

I'm just trying to help.

CARLOS

I know…

Thanks.

*Garry approaches them.

*Hugs Carlos from the side.

GARRY

(Trying not to cry)

I will miss you so much, my friend.

CARLOS

Dude… I barely talked to you.

GARRY

You were the only one who never made fun of me or told me to shut up.

CARLOS

Again, dude… I almost never talked to you.

GARRY

Such a humble man… You will be missed.

*Garry leaves the scene while finally giving in and crying.

FADE OUT.

FADE IN:

INT. NINA'S DESK.

*Nina is looking around to see if anyone is observing her.

*Nina grabs her phone and runs to the bathroom.

INT. WOMEN'S BATHROOM

NINA

(Whispering to herself)

Finally I can play.

This day has been crazy so far.

I need to relieve some stress; and there is no way he'll find me here.

GARRY

(From an unseen speaker)

Oh… is that what you really think, Nina?

NINA

(Scared)

What?!

Where are you?

How are you in the women's bathroom?

GARRY

Oh, it was pretty easy this time.

They used to have more security in here.

My original camera took weeks to install.

NINA

What? That's against the law, Garry.

GARRY

Oh, Nina.

That's the least of your worries now.

You just lost the bet, baby.

NINA

(Shaking her head in denial)

No… I just looked at it.

I could barely do anything.

GARRY

You know the rules, Nina.

You couldn't even look at games for the rest of the day.

You lost, baby girl.

Now you'll have to go out with me… wearing whatever I want.

NINA

Oh no!

GARRY

Oh yes!!!

SOME TIME LATER

EXT. A FAST FOOD DRIVE-THROUGH

*Nina is inside her car and ready to get her order from the Drive-Through.

UNKNOWN VOICE

Here is your order.

One large Coke and a medium portion of chicken nuggets.

NINA

Thank you.

Nina sees who is working at the drive-through.

NINA

Carlos?

What are you doing here?

CARLOS

What does it look like?

I'm working.

More importantly… you have a car? Also, drinking coke and eating chicken nuggets? You only eat those when you are super upset.

NINA

I have a car… I just don't really like driving it… but when I'm stressed it helps me to think about something else.

CARLOS

Ah… I see.

So, what happened?

*The car behind Nina's is honking.

CARLOS

Calm down, man.

NINA

So… I lost the bet to Garry.

CARLOS

Really? How?

NINA

Long story.

*The car behind Nina's is honking again.

NINA

I'll be right out, calm down.

So… fast-food business now?

CARLOS

Yeah… fast-food.

All IT companies did not want to take me in.

You know, we should thank the fast food system. They are the ones leading our country forward. They move the economy.

NINA

Did they ask you to say that?

CARLOS

Yeah...

*The car honks again.

CARLOS AND NINA

Shut up!!!

ONE WEEK LATER.

FADE IN:

INT. OFFICE - THE ENTRANCE HALL OF THE OFFICE.

GARRY

So, Nina.

Today's finally the day.

NINA

Do you have to keep reminding me about that?

GARRY

I don't have to.

I just want to.

*Carlos enters the room and Garry was going to continue making more comments.

*Nina stands up and goes to him.

NINA

Carlos.

What are doing here?

CARLOS

Hello to you too, Nina.

Nina rolls her eyes.

CARLOS

I'm here to sign the rest of the papers.

I also left some stuff, I'll get them too.

NINA

Oh… I see.

CARLOS

I'm glad to see you guys again, though.

Seeing you here, in the office, is kind of nostalgic.

NANCY

You've only been away for a week, man.

CARLOS

Hello, Nancy. Didn't see you there.

NANCY

Nothing new to me.

CARLOS

I see nothing has changed.

IAN

Oh Carlos, you finally arrived.

Please, step into my office.

CARLOS

Nice talking to you guys. But now I have to...

IAN

(Interrupting Carlos)

Hurry up, please.

NINA

You don't need to be rude, Ian.

CARLOS

Don't worry.

I'm going.

*Carlos leaves the group and enters Ian's office.

INT. IAN'S OFFICE.

The three Asian businessmen are inside.

Carlos sees them and looks confused at Ian.

IAN

Carlos, they have something to tell you.

BUSINESSMAN A

Hello, Carlos.

After you left.

CARLOS

Actually you kicked me out, but go on.

BUSINESSMAN A

As I was saying… after you left, I couldn't stop thinking of what you said.

I went back and looked at your notes and your chart and related that to your speech about building every piece on its own to then put them together and have it all finished.

It makes sense.

Also, that statue was pretty ugly… I only bought it because my wife insisted. That's why I hid it in the restroom.

*Carlos couldn't hold a giggle after the last comment.

CARLOS

Uh… so what does that mean?

IAN

It means that they loved it and we're doing the project.

CARLOS

Wow… that is awesome.

IAN

Yes, Carlos. It is.

And I owe you an apology.

I shouldn't have fired you like that. Even if this project was very, very, very, very, very

CARLOS

We get it.

IAN (CONT'D)

very important to us.

I was very stressed out at the time and the news that the project had failed was just too much.

I'm really sorry.

CARLOS

It happens, man.

I'm sorry too… I should've been more careful while doing my job.

IAN

Yeah, you should've.

But you will have plenty of opportunities to learn how to do it now.

CARLOS

What do you mean?

IAN

Well… if you are still interested, I'd like to hire you back.

Also, I'd like for you to keep on taking lessons with Dan. You can become an excellent analyst, Carlos.

CARLOS

(Desperate)

Yes, please… I'd love for you to take me back… Fast-food sucks.

You are always smelling like grease, everyone is so rude and one time I slipped on spilled oil and I saw a dead rat under the fridge.

IAN

So you're in, then?

CARLOS

Heck yeah.

About the lessons with Dan… I'm not sure about that.

IAN

I'll give you a raise.

CARLOS

It's so good to be back… I love you all.

Carlos hugs Ian.

THE THREE BUSINESSMEN

Awwww!

*The three think the situation is cute and then they also join in the hug between Ian and Carlos.

INT. OFFICE - OUTSIDE IAN'S OFFICE.

*Carlos leaves the office with his arms up.

CARLOS

I'm back bitches!!!

*Everyone celebrates.

LUNCH TIME.

INT. OFFICE - HALLWAY LEADING TO THE BATHROOM.

*Garry, Nina and Carlos are waiting outside the female bathroom.

*Garry is wearing an overcoat.

GARRY

Okay, Nina, the clothes I want you to wear are inside the female bathroom.

NINA

Again, how did you get in there?

GARRY

Just details…

Please, remember our bet.

NINA

Fine!!!

CARLOS

So, what are you making her wear?

GARRY

Wait and see.

NINA

(Coming out of the bathroom, wearing a costume)

Wait… that's…

*Carlos' eyes open wide - he is genuinely surprised.

GARRY

Yes… that's Maven Lightheart's costume, from Warriors of Bright Stone.

NINA

How do you know her?

GARRY

I know her, because I'm the number one fan of WoBS.

That's how I knew of the event.

There were only ten minutes left in the event and I knew you were going to try to finish in its final minutes.

I didn't need to worry about the event because I always finish them day 1. And I usually get first place.

NINA

Wait… you're 'Mellekat'?

GARRY

Indeed.

NINA

(lost for words)

GARRY

Shall we get going?

*Garry removes his overcoat.

*He is also wearing a costume.

GARRY (CONT'D)

Because today you will be feasting with Sir Lance de Brois. The first of the Dragonslayers.

NINA

Oh no…

*Garry offers his arm and Nina, reluctantly, grabs it.

GARRY

(As they are leaving the office, getting out of character)

I'm so excited… I've always wanted to talk to someone about this game.

*Carlos laughs lightly.

FADE OUT:

END OF EPISODE