Today is New Year's Eve of the year 3000. Over the past thousand years the earth has expericenced vast changes. In 2020 some dumb motherfucker ate contaminated bat soup and got infected by a new type of virus called heineken-20. The virus attacks the human digestive system and anus. It spreads extremly quickly and is extremly deadly. Soon people started dieing due to lack of toilet paper. World quickly turned into a shithole.....literally.

Many countries proclaimed the state of emergency and soon went to war over the last vestiges of toilet paper. The war later became known as the "Holy War for the Protection of the Anus" It only lasted a short while, thanks to the Japanese finding a new method to produce hundreds of millions of smart toilets, which can clean the human anus with perfectly regulated pressure and thus rendering toilet paper useless.

Thanks to their genius inovation the Japanese company that created the new super toilets "Kojimanal Productions" got awarded the "Nobel Peace Prize" and ushered in a new age for the Japanese economy.

Over the following years the Japanese became the richest and most powerfull country in the world and began funding various space operations. During one of them they made contact with an Alien species called "Sakrohm".

The Sakrohm are a bunch of green, ugly tentacle monsters but they are a peacefull species that wandered the universe after their home planet was destroyed many years ago. After initial talks with the Japanese they decided to stay on earth from now on.

Even tho the "Sakrohm" are kind and peacefull ,humans initially met them with resistance and fear. Except the japanese. For some reason they loved the ugly, green tantacle monsters and so most of the Sakrohm decided to stay in Japan. Many of them became successfull pornstars.

The most famous of them was a Prince of the Sakrohm called Lord Yeezy. After a short but successfull career Lord Yeezy went to live in the United States where he met a young gold digg.... eh woman called "Kim Hoedashian" They soon married and had many children together but after some time Lord Yeezy turned crazy and started rumbling weird shit about some Portal to another world which he saw jn his dreams but because he was rich and famous people thought it was deeeeep and had some meaning. He gathered together all his followers and started building the Portal he saw in his visions.

Some years later it was finally finnished. It took the Energy of half of the United States to activate the Portal. The only reason Lord Yeezy was permitted to activate it, is because he is good friends with the american president "Donald Duck"

Most of the worlds best scientists gathered together to analyse the Portal, which was covered by huge light blue membrane but couldn't understand how it works. Only Lord Yeezy knew but tragically he died from eating a tide pod.

That was a popular challenge at the time and many people died, rough estimates say around 40% of the american population. In the rest of the world hardly anybody died tho.

Since nobody knew where the Portal would lead too and all the people sent there over the years never returned it was decided to finally destroy it completly at New Year's Eve of the year 3000 and thus usher jn a new millenium without the Portal.

A few hours before the big event a young soldier in his mid twenties that was tasked with guarding the Portal slipped on a banana peel and fell through the blue membrane and into another World. He lost consciousness.