Everything happened in a flash, one second I was on my way home from Anime-Con and the next track-kun is trying to isekai a mother-daughter pair.
Hezekiah: W-What am I doing here, UUUAARRRRGGGHHH, a-are these my memories from when I was living on Earth? My name is Hezekiah and I love anime, novels, and action movies.
???: HHHMM. WHAT IS A MORTAL SOUL LIKE YOU DOING HERE?
Hezekiah: You must be the OAA, or R.O.B, or God.
One Above All: HM. VERY PERCEPTIVE, YOU MAY CALL ME THE OAA(One Above All).
Hezekiah: Oh,okay well I'm Hezekiah Jones and I don't know how I got here.
OAA: HM, I SEE YOU HAVE LOTS OF KARMA POINTS(KP), 21,988,627 TO BE PRECISE, SO ILL ROUND IT TO 22 MILLION, SO BECAUS OF HOW MANY POINTS YOU HAVE I WILL GIVE YOU 7 WISHES, EXCLUDING OMNISCIENCE, OMNIPRESENCE, AND OMNIPOTENCE UNTIL YOUVE GAINED IT YOURSELF AND THEN LET YOU PICK ANY UNIVERSE TO START IN AND YOU CAN TRAVEL TO ANY UNIVERSE THAT YOU WANT, YOUR FAMILY AND NAME AND YOUR LOOKS WHEN YOU GET TO YOUR PRIME IN LIFE.
Hezekiah: U-Um, Thank you Oh Great OAA. Well for my first wish I would like to have the newest phone on Earth that comes back to me if I ever misplaced it and that is synced to my soul and that keeps updating to the newest version each time a new one goes out and to be able to read, watch, and listen to everything on Earth and a status that shows all of my statuses that are present, temporary, and permanent and a store that can buy anything in the omniverse including backgrounds, identities, powers, skills,etc. and everytime someone creates something it automatically updates.[Man I hope I can get this it would be super OP]
OAA: HHMMM. OKAY, VERY DETAILED, BUT GRANTED.
Hezekiah:[YYEESSS!!! Let's Go!!] Okay for my next wish I want unlimited System Points(SP).
OAA:[HM. THIS LAD IS VERY SMART, I GUESS I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM] GRANTED.*Nonexistently Smiling*
Hezekiah: [OMG OMG OMG!!!] *AHEM* Thank you OAA, Um so I don't really need any thing else right now, so can I keep these last 5 wishes for later?
OAA: YES YOU MAY, IF YOU WANT TO USE A WISH JUST GO TO THE STATUS ON YOUR PHONE AND USE ONE.
Hezekiah: Thank you so much OAA, oh I have some questions, if I were to kill someone would I be punished, if I were to have multiple females would I be punished, and can those lesser gods and fates that only rule 1 universe let me do whatever I want.
OAA: NO, NO, AND SURE. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT SINCE YOU HAVE MY BLESSING AND THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING IF THEY WANT TO STAY IN EXISTENCE.
OAA:WELL SINCE YOU HAVE THE PHONE AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU CAN TEXT OR CALL ME, BUT I HAVE PROHIBITED COMMUNICATION TO YOUR OLD WORLD UNTIL YOU TRAVEL THERE.
Hezekiah: Oh thanks OAA I have no one to go back to at home so thats fine and cool if any gods trouble me I'll call you.
OAA: OKAY. SO WHAT UNIVERSE DO YOU WANT TO BE IN FIRST.
Hezekiah: Oh, well I want to go to the world of MHA.
OAA: OKAY. GOOD CHOICE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AND WHAT FAMILY DO YOU WANT TO BE IN.
Hezekiah: I want to look like Killua from HxH, but with frosty blue frost tips and electric blue eyes.
Hezekiah: I want to be named Hezekiah Zoldyck and be an orphan adopted by the Yoayarozu family at three years old and can you let me get there 9 months before my birth please. Of course I want the canon to start at the same time I start the UA assessment.
OAA: OKAY I CAN DO THAT. NOW, ARE YOU READY?
Hezekiah: Yes I am.
OAA: ALRIGHT, NOW GO AND LIVE TO YOUR SOUL'S CONTENT.
*EVERYTHING TURNS PITCH BLACK*