Demons a word that brings fear to all who hear the word.
If you were to hear of a demon and a human both teaming up to be total Jackasses, you'd try to clean your ears right? This story is about such a pair.
It all started when a demon was looking for something fun to do, so he proceeded to throw rocks at a wyvern. He threw a rock at it and it saw him and flew all the way back to the mountain it came from. Why did it do this? You might ask. It did it simply because any demon bored enough to throw rocks at a creature several times their size is more often than not exceedingly powerful and should be avoided like the plague. Our demon is in that group he walks around looking for trouble so that he can kill time.
One day he came into a swamp so that he could mess with the mermaids, but what he found was a mermaid that had been beached on the shore when a prank went wrong. He got curious about who could prank a mermaid other than him. He looked far and wide, finally, he found the culprit, a human girl that had been cursed with immortality. She and the demon found common ground quickly and began tormenting a nearby village by leading fairies into it with honey. They watched as the fairies were pulling pranks on the humans by doing things like rearranging their keys or putting mud in their slippers.
Another day they went to the demon lord's castle and swapped the sugar with salt, the cinnamon with brown sugar, and tied the demon lord's slippers together. The demon lord ran after them. She tripped on her slippers as she ran after them. They terrorized the demon lord for a few days until the demon lord found out she could bribe them with sweets and finally got them to leave her castle alone.
After leaving the demon lord's castle they tried to find a new source of entertainment. They came up with a new plan. In the middle of the night, they snuck into another castle. Upon entering they managed to switch the princess's white panties with black lace panties. They also made her dress slightly see-through. In a few hours, the princess had a big speech she had to do in front of the entire city. After the princess's speech, she found the demon and human and tried to catch them. She wasn't able to catch them.
Upon escaping from the princess they found an orphanage. The demon left a book with various curse words in it outside. The children took the book to the nun in charge and kept asking what the words meant. Figuring out a new trick the human snuck a condom into one of the sister's desks. The head nun found the condom and started reprimanding them. Finally, they both threw a porn magazine into a cluster of the children making the nuns start panicking. The nuns finally saw the two of them and chased them with switches, brooms, and crosses.
Reaching a dead-end the nuns caught up with them and tried to lecture them. They were left under the watch of a group of nuns in training. The human started holding her stomach, so the nuns went running over. They didn't notice the demon turning the crosses upside down. He also threw red paint onto one of the religious statues. When the nuns turned around they screamed and ran from the room.
They managed to escape the nuns again. Running past a store the human saw a rabbit-man. She ran past him and slipped a vibrator into his pocket. When he reached into his pocket to grab his wallet he grabbed the vibrator instead. He tried to chase the human girl as she was laughing at him. Upon reaching a dead-end she dodged as he lunged at her. He went flying into the river.
Meanwhile, the demon found a sewer entrance. He went into the sewer and waited for people to pass by overhead. As people passed by he'd poke their foot while making a crocodile noise. Finally, someone found him and chased him through the sewer. He jumped over a gap. When the person attempted to jump over the gap they fell into the water.
All the people who had been pranked had gotten together to figure out what to do. The Demon Lord, the human princess, the nuns, and the rabbit-man were present. Capturing them was deemed too difficult. An idea was suggested by the human princess. It was decided that capture was going to be left to the demon lord. Baiting them in was the princess's job.
The demon and the human were sitting on a bench when a messenger pigeon landed on the human's head. It had a note on its leg. Upon reading the note, it seemed the princess was going to throw a party. Their eyes lit up cause now they had a party they could crash. They snuck over to the castle. Running along the back of the castle they could hear the sounds of the party. Peeking around the corner the demon motioned to the human that the coast was clear. When they ran through the corridor they sprang the trap. A warping spell had teleported them into the courtyard. Around their necks were magic canceling stocks. The sound of clapping and cheers echoed around the courtyard. Everyone who had been pranked that day was present. Stepping forward was the demon lord and the human princess. Each of them held a long list of criminal charges. On the lists were indecent exposure, trespassing, and assault. Retainers came forth holding two things that were covered by a cloth. Punishments were decided as the cloth was removed. It was one thousand public spankings per person, and per charge. They all took turns spanking them until all of them were done.
The moral of the story? Don't be a jackass. If you are, your ass may be on the menu. Legend has it that they still cannot sit down.