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Chapter 3 - Dengue Man Returns

"Finally out of the quantum realm. Phew." Said the guy who just came out, more accurately, just teleported out of the van.

"Dengue Man!?" Exclaimed the weird guy, who already forgot that he was standing there stark naked.

"Yeah, that would be me." Said Dengue Man as he turned around to look at the guy calling out his name. 'He must be a fan, oh, how surprised must he be to see me right now!' thought Dengue Man before letting out a loud shriek, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!"

Now, it might be hard to believe the situation Dengue Man was in, or his high pitched scream which absolutely did not sound like it came out from a guy, but the thing standing in front of him was absolutely not a fan of his. How could it be? Because standing in front of him was... an absolutely naked... penis!

How was a penis standing and talking? You might ask, but well, that is not important right now, as Dengue Man was scared out of his wits and seriously thought he was hallucinating as he kept muttering, "This is a dream, this is a dream, this is a..."

"Ah, sorry bout that" said the penis as he, no, it wiggled its way back into its clothes. "Yeah, so where were we? Oh yeah, *ahem ahem* here goes. The day of your defeat, is here DENGUE MAN!"

Before Dengue Man understood what was going on, he was faced with a head on tackle. He fell down with pain still lingering in his stomach, but understanding that now was not the time to check if this was reality or not and that it would really be pitiful if he lost his life just because he thought he was in a dream, he got serious.

"You messed with the wrong person!" said Dengue Man, as he turned smaller went behind the penis and suddenly grew bigger while letting out a punch, which all happened in a few seconds.

Just as he thought he succeeded, the penis suddenly bent downwards as if it went flaccid and dodged the incoming attack. Then it jumped up somehow, did a flip in the air, and kicked him in the head with his big balls. Seeing this scene, Dengue Man laughed derisively, 'As if balls could hurt someone. If anyone is getting hurt here, it would be the penis.' he thought.

But only when the kick, I mean, the ball landed on his head did he realize how wrong he was. The balls were as hard as steel, no, maybe even harder. "IRON NUTS!!" Screamed the penis (although we don't know how it spoke). Iron Nuts, this was a special move of the penis, developed after years of strengthening the balls. As long as the ball hits the head of a normal person, they would certainly faint on the spot. But the penis clearly underestimated the armor of the Z-Vengers, any one of the Z-Vengers can not be classified as normal.

Although Dengue Man felt a bit dizzy, there was no major damage. He suddenly shrank and fled with all his speed. 'This crazy monster is out of my league. I need to get to the Z-Vengers as soon as possible" He thought. Dengue Man was very confident in his speed, so he did not even turn around to check if the penis was following. But that was another grave error on his part. He suddenly felt something bump into his behind along with a powerful shriek, "YELLOW JET-PACK!!"

Yellow Jet-pack, another special move from the penis. In this move, it utilizes its big size and starts to pee with full force. This force generates enough thrust to lift it off the ground and fly around in high speeds like a jet-pack, ignoring the yellow mess spread everywhere.

With a powerful headbutt, Dengue Man was knocked out of the air and his suit was damaged. He returned to his normal size and started losing his consciousness. With the last bit of energy left, he asked, "Wh- Who are you?"

"I'm the nightmare you people would wish you never had, I will go after the Z-Vengers one by one and defeat all of them!" Said the penis in a calm and cool tone, "My name, is..." The penis suddenly stopped as if it remembered something. 'FUCK! I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING NAME! After all these years of planning, I forget a Super Villain name... no... Super Hero name? Fuck it! I'll figure it out later.', loud sirens were going off in its brain.

"Y-your na-name is?" Dengue Man prompted but the only reply he got was, "Gimme a sec."

The penis was a quick thinker, a small setback such as this could not affect it.

The Penis took out a phone (who knows how) and opened google translate (again, who knows how). It suddenly had a brilliant idea. 'Just penis sounds so lame, instead lets translate penis to a random language!'

A minute later, Dengue Man, who was still holding on to the final strands of his clarity asked, "Are you done yet?"

"Why are these names so fucking LAME!!" Said the penis angrily but suddenly he saw a name which caught his eye. So he started, "As I was saying *ahem ahem*, my name, is... Nunu!"

The penis said that as he coolly walked away (more like hopped on his balls) while showing his back, giving the vibes of an awesome superhero although he just beat the real superhero up.

'Nunu, is it? I have to report about this individual to the Z-Vengers HQ' Thought Dengue Man as he tried to see a final visage of Nunu. But just before he lost consciousness, he seemed to see a faint rainbow glow coming out of Nunu's back.

'Wait, that isn't the exit though!?' Were his last thoughts.