I entered the lair with my holy sword in hand, the only thing that could slay an opponent like the demon queen. I open the door of the one room lair and was expecting a tense atmosphere. But to my surprise she was just sitting on her throne bored. I thought for a second and came to the conclusion that I would be bored too if I had to sit on a throne all day.
The demon queen looked at me with her ruby crystal eyes and said "Excuse me ummmm I don't remember ordering any food? And can you knock? It's bad etiquette to enter a room without knocking you know. I will speak to you manager and get you fired if your an delivery guy."
I tried my hardest not to laugh and managed to muster the words " demon queen I am the hero who has come to slay you!"