Alright, i think i've got it figured out, i need to skip town.
although this may seem stupid to some of you, i mean, why should i leave the safety of my own town that i'm oh so familiar with? Because i'm a bagel for Baker's sake! When i was a small bagel who had just been baked i was already about to be eaten! It may not seem like much for a human, probably because you aren't nearly eaten every day, but i have to live the life you're reading! Needless to say, it's pretty traumatizing.
Anyway, i need to leave before i gain more "character development" in the form of trauma.
As i raise myself, i begin to realize that maybe i should have taken into account the time it takes to get from one street to another. Oh boy, here we go again
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Over the course of a few hours/a lot of hours/ if i were a human i would have starved to death by now amount of hours i was able to make my way to the outskirts of town.
Worry not, my dear reader, nothing truly interesting happened in that time, besides me defeating the demon lord, getting a massive harem, becoming the president and then being blessed by Besus himself!
Just kidding, i'm still incredibly weak
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atop a hill stood a glorious blueberry bagel overlooking the town, smoke billowing out of the bakeries and factories, children running across the street, the joy of laughter filling the air. "Wow, if only i was human, i could have had a life just like that" our bagel friend said as he stared at a mother coddling her child "it's a shame that i'm destined to a life without the joy of friendship... sigh, i wish i could be up where they walk, up where they run, up while they stay all day in the sun~ wandering free, wish i could be part of that wooor-"
we can't do that? damn it! screw you Bisney!
Anyway, after my beautiful singing [author's note: this story is not an audiobook] *ahem* MY BEAUTIFUL SINGING I still need to find a new town. And maybe some friends... nah, I'm a strong independent bagel, the bagel who has conquered the power of the wind, the bagel who has faced off the hungriest of humans, the bagel who has bested the hottest of ovens, I am the mighty Blueberry Bagel! But you can call me bluba.
Screw that! call me... Blue...Blagel... Bagelberry?
I know! call me...
wait for it...
Bagelguy!