Chapter 362 - Daily Life (2)
"Is that poop?"
"Is that poop?"
"...S-Sir, that's butter."
"I'm sorry. My classmate isn't very good with words," Xing Biqi said as she smiled apologetically at the waitress. "But why is the butter green?"
"It's chartreuse in color," Chen Yu corrected. "Maybe the cow that produced this milk got cheated on by its partner."[1]
The waitress: "..."
Without waiting for the waitress to explain, Chen Yu picked up his knife and spread the green butter on the triangular bread. He then took a big bite out of the bread.
Crack, crack.
Crack, crack…
Startled, Xing Biqi asked, "D-Did you shatter a tooth?"
"The bread shattered," Chen Yu said seriously.
"Is it tasty?"
"It's authentic." After swallowing the bread with great difficulty, Chen Yu raised his thumb and said, "This is the taste..."
"Sir, so you're a connoisseur?" The waitress's smile returned.
